Name: Key & Peele - Das Negros
Uploaded: 2024-11-30T07:01:42.000Z
Duration: 5 min 15 s
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My name is Colonel Hans Mueller of the SS.

As you know, we were combing the area for Jews, but it has come to our attention that two Negroes have escaped and are hiding out in this area as well.

You wouldn't happen to know anything about this, now would you?

And my first name is very German, and that is because it is Heinrich.

Now, as you know, the Negro, not unlike the Jew, can be a very tricky creature.

We have developed many tests to determine if an individual is, in fact, an actual Negro.

It's very scientific, like when we throw the beans up against the homosexuals to see if the beans explode.

It's interesting that you would ask me that.

Would you mind if I removed your hat so that I can measure your head?

The Negro head, interestingly enough, only comes in the half sizes.

It's one of the many interesting things about the Negro head.

If a Negro head came in here, it would find itself detached from its Negro body.

But there are so many exceptions to the rule, which is why it's so important that we have a test which is foolproof.

You know, hunting the Negroes all day, you really build up an appetite.

Can I interest you, too, in some delicious beets?

Well, gentlemen, it appears I have wasted your time.

I'm curious as to how you feel about this catch toy.

By the way, are you by chance related to the Dusseldorf Schnitzel Nazis?

But who looks like they did in college anyway, am I right?

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Key & Peele - Das Negros

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