Mackenzie Halstead.

Listen to me very carefully, sweetheart.

I'm here with Garrett Michaels, your little boyfriend.

Let's just say he's tied up at the moment.

If you ever want to see lover boy again, you will do exactly as I say.

Tonight, at five minutes after midnight, you will come to Elysian Park and drop an exact cash amount of $5,000.

I will be right there. I promise. Failure to do so and your little boy toy turn into dead boy toy.

You have eight hours.

No thank you.

What did you say to me?

I said no thank you.

I was like two weeks away from breaking up with him anyway.

So...

You must not be hearing me.

If you do not give us the $5,000, we end his life.

Yeah, I know.

You literally just said that.

And I'm saying no thank you.

Do you think we're bluffing, darling?

No, no, no.

Not at all.

Russian accents are really hard to do.

Bring me money or...

That was bad.

Listen, lady.

If you do not give us $5,000, we chop him up into little pieces and give him to Bulldog for supper.

The way you do it isn't really going to change my decision.

Again, you're doing me a favor.

So, no thank you.

Okay, let's just backtrack for a second here.

Do you not love Garrett?

Love is a strong word, mister...

Oh, I'm sorry.

I don't think I ever got your name.

You do not get to know my name!

Love is a very strong word, mister you don't get to know my name.

I definitely like him, but...

I'm kind of just dating him to use his mom's 20% off corporate discount at Lululemon.

You told me their relationship was rock solid.

It is.

She's bluffing.

She's in love with Garrett.

She's always posting cute bitches with him on the internet.

Oh, no.

That's just to make my ex jealous.

But if he saw what Garrett was working with down there, he would have nothing to worry about.

Oh, I miss Kevin sometimes.

This girl is monster.

Are you telling me you have no interest in saving your boyfriend from a slow and painful death?

Not whatsoever!

I've literally been repeating myself since the beginning of this phone call.

All systems a-go.

Full speed ahead.

I don't know how much more clear I have to be.

Vladimir, I don't want to do this anymore.

What?

The poor guy's relationship is crumbling before his eyes!

No man deserves this!

I feel bad!

Don't be such a pussy, Dimitri.

Excuse me?

You do not have to feel bad for Garrett.

Trust me, I never felt bad for him when I was hooking up with his roommate Jimmy.

Are you listening to this, boss?

Yeah, boss.

Are you listening to this?

Because I am rejecting your offer.

Again, no thank you.

Can you do $3,500?

I'd rather pay you $3,500 to finish the job, to be honest.

Son of a bitch!

Do what you gotta do.

You really are a piece of work, you know that?

How about we drive little Garrett here over to Evergreen Street so when you don't pay you can see what we do to him?

No, I'll just save us both the time.

Oh, hi!

Oh, you even look Russian.

Cute.

Maybe you just tell her how much you love her.

You know, what do the Americans say?

Bleed your case.

Hey, baby.

I think you're talking crazy right now because of the fight or flight adrenaline or something, but I just hope we can make it through this.

I'll throw in an extra $500 to make it look like an accident.

Baby!

Don't baby me, Garrett.

Fight or flight adrenaline?

What are you, a psychologist?

Ew.

That's it, Vladimir.

I'm done.

I will not stand here and listen to her talk to him like this.

Calm down.

We will find a creative way to make Garrett's little honey bunny here pay up.

If you really wanted me to pay, you should have just kidnapped Luke.

My brother?

It is so interesting how twins can look exactly alike, and yet only one of them might get all the good genetic traits.

You slept with Luke, too?

Sleeping.

Past, present, and future.

Keep up, Garrett.

That's it, Vladimir.

Do we not have mortals anymore?

From man to man, this is too far.

Shut up, Dmitri!

Last chance, princess.

What will it be?

2750 or a dead man at your doorstep?

Oh no!

I'm coming immediately with the money requested.

My boyfriend is too young to die.

Get fucked.

You either show up here right now or you think she hung up on me.

Guys.

Do we call her back, or how do we do this?

Thanks, guys.

You know, it's not my job to be sorry, but I am so sorry, dude.

Yeah.

I mean, I guess if you ever want to know if your girlfriend really loves you or not, hire two guys to stage a kidnapping and see if they'll come rescue you.

What a terrible human being.