No.

What's going on?

Then why were you staring at me?

I'm sorry?

I was doing back squats, and you were staring at me.

Why?

I don't think anyone was staring at you.

You look shocked.

I'm sure you are.

Yeah.

This piece of meat can talk too.

So.

What?

It's all on video, sir.

Ma'am, I was working out, minding my own business, and now you're filming me?

Yeah, we got it all on film, Steven Spielberg.

Why were you filming me?

I don't want to be a-

Oh, is it because of what I'm wearing?

Is it because of what you-

Newsflash!

Okay.

I didn't wear this for you.

My followers are going to have a field day.

Cool.

Film your video.

I didn't do anything.

What, are you going to show me some tips on how to perfect my form, but you have to do it hands-on?

Hands-off.

Nobody was going to give you tips, but I'm sure you have great technique.

Yeah.

I bet you know.

You've been studying me long enough.

Hey.

Is there a problem?

No.

There's no problem.

Then why were you just staring at me?

You're about to get torched, big man.

What are you talking about?

Nobody was looking at either of you.

So you weren't just eye-banging me while I was doing my glute workout?

I have literally never seen you before in my life.

You are a complete stranger.

She has a boyfriend.

A month and a half strong.

Be better, sir.

Congrats!

You have a boyfriend!

Happy anniversary!

I have your harassment in high-def 4K.

Same here.

You were filming me too?

I would stay off Twitter for like a couple weeks if I were you.

What?

Piggy.

Get in your pig pen, little piggy.

I'm a pig now for re-racking my weights and minding my own business.

Were you staring at me?

Who the f*** are you guys?

All right here, bro.

Why are there so many ring lights?

I'm a micro-influencer, but you wouldn't know what that is.

Ladies, cover up.

You know, we shouldn't have to do this, but here we are doing it.

Very cool.

Yeah, try us now.

Do the whole thing.

Good luck.

It's on tape.

You're gonna put this on YouTube?

Yeah, guy does nothing at the gym and gets harassed?

Oh my god, does this creep staring at you?

I saw you looking at me.

Who the f*** is this?

You're on camera.

You're staring at me, too.

We got five ring lights up in here.

Here, I'm gonna stop you right there.

You have the right to remain silent.

And you do have the right to an attorney.

If the glove don't fit, you're gonna need it.

You people need help.

Is this the guy who's been staring at you, Kaitlin?

Yeah, this is the creep.

I've been watching your live stream.

Scene of the crime.

Play the tape.

Let's see the instant replay.

I'd love to check it out, because I know I didn't do anything.

Get out of my gym.

Yo, Tony, bro.

Just get out.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,

Count this.

How much did we get?

Easily a couple thousand.

Wait, where's Kaitlin?

Where's Kaitlin?

Kaitlin, she's coming, she's coming.

Go, go, go, go, go.

The live stream bandits are a group of thieves who have been robbing gyms through a very interesting, very specific method of distraction.

Tony.

So the guy was staring at them, he created a scene, and it was all just to rob me.

We had it all on film, Steven Spielberg.

Grow up.

Because you're ruining my day.

Use that one.