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  • Alright, I'll see you tonight, then.

  • What's tonight?

  • Going to her place, gonna be throwing it back with a little bit of Netflix and chill.

  • Halloween edition.

  • You hate horror movies.

  • No, I hate the last three months with zero female attention even more.

  • What about your perioresis?

  • Oh, come on. That was one time, okay, and we were kids back in school.

  • That was a long time ago.

  • It was two years ago, and we were seniors in college.

  • You peed your pants in front of the entire lecture hall.

  • One out of four people experience perioresis before public speaking.

  • It's not that big of a deal.

  • You really want to risk those numbers with this beauty?

  • It's fine, okay? I'm fine. Everything is fine.

  • Besides, she's probably going to want to watch some baby back bullshit like Halloween Town or Hocus Pocus.

  • It's called Throat Slasher 3, bloody edition.

  • You want to see it, right?

  • I would love to see it. Put it on.

  • It's just, I haven't watched the first two Throat Slashers, so I feel like I wouldn't really understand it, you know?

  • The first two aren't available.

  • Really? Damn it. Looks like we just got to watch Hocus Pocus or Halloween Town.

  • You are funny.

  • Why don't we do like Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

  • You know what? I already watched that movie with my parents last weekend.

  • Nightmare on Elm Street?

  • Watched that too. It was a double future night.

  • Saw.

  • Triple future night. It was a triple future night, believe it or not.

  • We should watch Scream. That's my favorite horror movie of all time.

  • Well, I mean, if you've already watched it, maybe we should just, you know, watch something else.

  • Like, you know, maybe Air Bud? Spooky Season? See it right there?

  • I love your sense of humor. You're not one of those guys who, like, hates being scared, are you?

  • I might raise an old bitch. You know what I'm saying?

  • No, but we should watch it.

  • And maybe if I get scared, you can maybe protect me under this blanket?

  • Yeah. Let's watch it.

  • I'm not scared.

  • What was that?

  • Oh, that? That was a pre-scary movie scream.

  • What?

  • You know, to kind of work out my, you know, vocals for the movie to practice.

  • Okay, I'm gonna press play now.

  • Yeah, yeah, press play, press play.

  • Oh, f**k! What the f**k was that?

  • Oh, s**t! There's someone in the house!

  • There's no one in the house!

  • There's someone in the f**king house!

  • You've been watching the movie for ten seconds!

  • I saw something!

  • Are you pranking me?

  • No, I'm not pranking you.

  • I'm not the person to prank!

  • I'm not pranking you.

  • Oh, look, I'm going crazy!

  • Check the kitchen, okay?

  • Okay.

  • I swear to God, I heard something. I saw something, then I heard it.

  • It was in the kitchen.

  • Go!

  • Look, I'm in the kitchen! And there's no one here!

  • It's okay, I get it. You just don't like horror.

  • Get ready to get your makeup out of the f**king house!

  • Get out of the way!

  • I'm gonna f**king get to him!

  • I'm gonna f**king get to you!

  • I'm gonna f**king get to you!

  • No, it's just a movie!

  • Ghostface isn't real!

  • He's not gonna hurt you!

  • Gotcha!

  • It was a prank!

  • It was a twist!

  • Twisted it!

  • M. Night Shyamalan ain't got s**t on me!

  • Look at you!

  • So surprised!

  • Okay, you can tell me right now that you don't like scary movies, and we can forget about this and we can have a good rest of the night.

  • I like scary movies.

  • Okay, let's go.

  • Why are you stalling?

  • I'm not stalling.

  • Sylvester Stallone, that's what your name is.

  • Press play, because daddy's ready.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • Ready to watch that motherf**king movie.

  • Can you shut the f**k up?

  • You were talking and then I'm talking, now we're both talking.

  • No, you're talking.

  • Okay, yeah.

  • You're talking.

  • You started talking and then I started talking.

  • I'm pressing f**king play now!

  • Press play, yeah.

  • I'm pressing play, Scotty!

  • Go.

  • Did you just pee on my couch?

  • How'd it go with Lexi?

  • She kind of sucked, bro.

  • She was kind of a weirdo.

  • Wasn't getting her vibes whatsoever.

  • You peed your pants, didn't you?

  • Yep.

  • I thought so.

  • F**k.

Alright, I'll see you tonight, then.

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