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  • Okay, are you finding everything okay?

  • I just had one question about this shoe.

  • The LeBron Witness 7s?

  • What about them?

  • Do you wear them?

  • I don't.

  • That's so funny because you were wearing them last night in my dream.

  • You were running through my mind all night with them on.

  • Well, maybe you should buy a pair so we could match in your dreams.

  • Why don't we turn this dream into a reality?

  • Let's say drinks, Friday night at 7.

  • I'll race you there.

  • Perfect.

  • So you wanted to try on that shoe?

  • I'd love to try it on, yeah.

  • Birthday cake LeBron Witness 7s, 10.9 ounce, super lightweight.

  • Okay, I'll be right back.

  • Oh, I almost forgot.

  • What size shoe are you?

  • I'm sorry?

  • What's your shoe size?

  • And why do you need that information?

  • Oh, because I was going to head to the back to grab you that pair of shoes.

  • I need to know what size you wear.

  • Right.

  • Yes.

  • You know what they say about big feet, right?

  • I do know what they say.

  • Just grab like a size big.

  • That's not a size.

  • Yeah, or like a huge.

  • That's also not a size.

  • I got a massive foot, girl.

  • Okay, I'm just trying to do my job.

  • You figure out the rest.

  • Please just give me a size.

  • Maybe like a 39.5. 39.5?

  • In China.

  • Yeah, that's what I wear in China.

  • Good one.

  • Oh, sweetheart.

  • You wanted the American measurement.

  • Why don't I just measure your foot so then I can grab the shoe myself?

  • Yo, big EF.

  • What's going on, brother?

  • Big foot?

  • Yeah, no, they still think you're blurry.

  • You're on the phone with Big Foot.

  • All right, brother, talk soon.

  • Oh my God, me and Sasquatch have this inside joke where he's like, that's your foot, that's your foot.

  • Because the mud imprint is like so freaking big because we're both just big guys.

  • Yeah, I just need a number.

  • You need a number?

  • Foot long?

  • A foot long?

  • I wear a foot long, baby girl.

  • You have a foot long on your foot?

  • Quentin Tarantino hired me to be in his film.

  • I couldn't even do the film because my feet were too big for the frame.

  • Wouldn't fit in my match.

  • Okay, just give me your shoe size or get out of the store.

  • You're really going to sing Cute Loser right now?

  • Okay, just shut up.

  • I sell feet pics online because girls are like, oh, it's so big.

  • I want to see more. Okay, can I- I'm just trying to do my job.

  • I don't know if you're insecure about your shoe size or what, but- Can I be honest with you?

  • That's all I've wanted.

  • I'm afraid when I tell you, like, what size shoe I actually wear, you're not going to want to get drinks with me Friday at 7.

  • Listen, I know I work at Kevin's Shoe Barn, but I'm not concerned about the size of someone's feet.

  • It's about how you work the foot.

  • Really?

  • Really.

  • Still drinks Friday night at 7?

  • Still drinks Friday at 7.

  • In that case, when it comes to, like, my shoe size, so that's kind of the thing, so- No way!

  • It is you!

  • Babyfoot Bo!

  • How are you, man?

  • Babyfoot Bo?

  • This is the guy that gets all his shoes custom-ordered because his feet are so small.

  • That was not a- I think we're all out of that shoe and women's, man, but I could go look in the kids' section for you.

  • No, I don't want anything- It's a woman's size 5, right?

  • You wear a women's size 5?

  • You know what they say about small feet?

  • I mean, I can deal with small, but I can't deal with micro.

  • I'm still going to call you Friday at 7.

  • I love you.

  • Bye.

  • I wear a footlong?

  • Why don't I just measure your foot for you so we can just get on with it?

  • I got a massive shoe, girl.

  • I can deal with small, I cannot deal with micro.

  • Oh my god.

  • Okay.

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