The new girl that what?

Kelsey is her name. Nah, I have no idea what you're talking about babe.

I'm talking about her profile picture being a beach sunset and she's on private. Just thought was a little odd.

Like what are you hiding? Why are you looking at who followed me?

Can I not look at my boyfriend's profiles? I feel like that's a little overkill.

No, overkill would be me getting mad about it, which I assure you I won't be.

So who is she? Babe, honestly I don't even know who you're talking about or could be a bot. A bot. I don't know, I just feel like this stuff doesn't really matter.

Oh, okay.

Anything else you feel like?

I just feel like this isn't really that big of a deal, you know, you can kind of forget about it.

I'll look into it, I'll look into it. It's nothing. Don't even worry about it.

Cool.

Right before her anniversary. Are you really just gonna sit there?

Wasn't that tramp who kept trying to get your attention over the microphone the other day?

You mean the lady at the DMV who announced it was my turn?

Well she certainly said your name with a whole lot of passion. No, it wasn't her.

It was the front desk girl from the gym. Can we please just enjoy this dinner? I knew it because she asked for your number.

My membership number because I forgot my pass. It's our cleaning lady, isn't it?

Our cleaning lady's name is Lillian. She's always up in your underwear drawer, probably fixing for a sniff.

What? What is wrong with you? Mmm, love me some Robbie Steps.

Mmm, wake up and smell the Robbie.

Please don't tell me it's that skank who sends you money every Christmas.

Did you seriously just use the word skank to describe my grandmother?

Step-grandmother. You know my step-grandmother. You've literally met her before.

Yeah, and I've literally seen how she looks at you, like you're this little strapping young schoolboy ready to fulfill all of her fantasies before she bites the dust.

Okay, yeah, this is getting ridiculous. We're talking about my grandma here.

No, step-grandson, what are you doing?

Hey. I'm really sorry about last night.

I feel like I got really in my head and the more I fall in love with you, the more paranoid I get about that kind of stuff.

Four years into a relationship and I hope you know I'd never do something like that to you.

Yeah, of course. I trust you.

Okay, let me make it up to you.

Make it up to me?

Yeah, let's go out for a drink.

Baby, it's a weeknight.

Come on, it'll be fun. Let's just go for a drink. One. One drink.

Oh, yeah, we're gonna go down the line.

Oh, okay, yeah, let's slow it down a little bit.

Hey, remember how it was your birthday last week?

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, babe.

Oh, yes, we're doing this. Come here. Come here.

Okay. Mmm.

I've been skewed this route a long time.

Come on, bartender, please.

Are we having fun?

Okay.

Tequila, bitch!

I'm getting drunk tonight!

Good night.

This is the prettiest sunflowers field

I've ever seen.

I need a picture.

Good morning, starshine.

Get the f*** off me.

Hey, hey, calm down.

You don't want to miss the show.

Here she is now. Let's see what your little f*** bag is up to.

Oh, wow.

The little call girl brought a camera.

Kinky.

Do you have anything you want to say for yourself?

She's a photography student at my sister's university.

What?

Don't you recognize this lake?

I was gonna take you here for our anniversary and propose to you.

And Kelsey was gonna be hiding in the hill taking pictures of the whole thing.

And I went with my little sister's friend because she's half the price of a professional photographer.

So between all that and the ring, this is all I could afford.

Oh, my God.

Dave!

We're gonna be married!

Oh, my God!

I almost threw you overboard.

This is the best day ever.

Give me a hug, babe.

Her profile being a picture of a...

Yeah, for sure.

Love that. Love that.

Oh, that stays on.