Name: Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Official Video - Clean Version)
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Modal verbs - B1

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

Y'all act like you've never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door

And started whooping her ass worse than before

They first were divorced, sewing her over furniture

It's the return of the- aw, wait, no, wait, you're kidding

He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?

And Dr. Dre says, nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement

Ticka, ticka, ticka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him

Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose

But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips

And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a woman's ass is

Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit fourth grade, they got the Discovery Channel

Well, some of us cannibals who spit other people open like cantaloupes

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?

Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

Half of you critics can't even stomach you, let alone stand me

But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?

Why? You guys can just lie to get me here

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears

Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

And hear him argue over who she gave s*** to first

Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim

And show the whole world how you gave him an M***

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups

So I have been sitting here to destroy you

Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Cuz I'm only giving you things you joke about

With your friends inside your living room

And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coated at all

I just s*** better than 90% of you rappers outkin'

Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums

I'll be the only person in a nursing home flirty

Pinch a nurse's asses when I'm s*** for jargons

But this whole back of a hacker isn't working

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking

And put one of those fingers on each hand up

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Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Official Video - Clean Version)

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imitate

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