Name: Vance: Taylor Swift’s Endorsement Doesn’t Matter | Trump’s Picture Book | Biden Dons MAGA Hat
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Welcome to The Late Show. I'm your host, Stephen Colbert.

Ladies and gentlemen, this country is still abuzz about Tuesday's night debate when Kamala Harris shook Donald Trump's hand, then handed him his ass.

It was... it was, I got to say, it was, uh...

Also, a very public curb-stomping, because Tuesday's debate was watched by 67.1 million people, making it...

making it the most-watched TV show in the United States since the Super Bowl.

That makes sense, because the winner of the Super Bowl and the debate were both endorsed by Taylor Swift.

We admire Taylor Swift's music, but I don't think most Americans, whether they like her music or fans of hers or not, are gonna be influenced by a billionaire celebrity who I think is fundamentally disconnected from the interests, uh, and-and the problems of most Americans.

Good point. God knows the last thing Americans need is a billionaire celebrity fundamentally disconnected from the interests and problems of most Americans.

Vance, thank you for your service, Gwyneth.

Both Trump and Vance say they don't care about Taylor Swift's Harris endorsement.

And the surest way to know someone doesn't care is when they keep telling you how much they don't care.

I mean, I-I don't care... I don't care that...

I don't care that Julie married a dentist named Chet Marinacci who lives at 272 Willis Avenue, is into scuba diving, and has a labradoodle named Nugget.

And just a reminder, in a CNN poll taken immediately after the debate, 63% said Harris won, and 37% said Trump won.

Which... which, of course, just means that 37% of Americans don't own TVs.

Despite this reality, Trump says he won, posting,

People are just starting to give me credit for having a great debate.

The voters and voter polls showed it, but the fake news media wasn't giving the credit that was due.

Now they are seeing the results with independent voters, evangelicals, and more, and saying,

All right, but wow can mean a lot of different things.

Oh, you graduated the top of your class? Wow!

You spent the valedictorian speech shouting about people eating pets?

Now, no matter what he says publicly, it sure seems like Trump knows he lost that debate, because earlier today, he truthed this.

Comrade Kamala Harris and Crooked Joe have destroyed our country.

You know... you know J.D. Vance is gonna try to keep Trump away from Springfield, Ohio, now, because he is clearly a little scaredy cat.

Not all, but not all of Trump's pals are blowing smoke up his ample keister.

I think that, uh, Vice President Harris clearly won the debate in terms of her delivery, her polish, her organization, and her preparation.

Surprisingly cogent analysis from Kennedy there.

Is it possible that he ate a second, smarter brain worm?

I think on substance, uh, President Trump wins.

Anyone who thinks Trump won that debate on substance is clearly on a substance.

Of course, Bobby Jr. recently endorsed Trump, so Neil Cavuto asked him if he has any regrets.

Just to be clear, then, Robert, you are not changing your mind, uh, or fearing that you hooked up with the wrong horse here.

RFK Jr. would never hook up with a horse.

He would wait in the bushes till the horse was hit by a car.

Today, sure, in some cultures, it's perfectly nor... a nice baguette.

Uh, today, Trump was in the swing state of Arizona, and the Arizona GOP welcomed him with a billboard that said, eat less kittens, vote Republican.

But why are you seizing on Trump's most embarrassing moment of the debate and using it for a campaign ad?

After Biden's debate, you didn't see billboards saying,

I don't know where I am, vote Democratic.

With the election less than two months away,

Donald Trump is bringing back one of his go-to scams, and it's the digital trading cards, which are online illustrations of Trump doing some of his favorite hobbies, business construction on the moon, business cowboy basketball, and cowboy business inspector gadget.

But Trump's biggest and latest cash cow is a coffee table book with over 300 pages of photos, like this pic of Trump signing a washing machine.

And you can buy that washing machine at the Home Despot.

And on that washing machine photo, the caption on that photo is,

I withdrew from the Trans-Pacific Partnership and ended the disaster known as NAFTA, replacing it with a brand-new USMCA, the best trade deal ever made.

That, of course, is not to be confused with the caption under the photo next to it.

how incompetent do you have to be to use the same caption twice?

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