Name: Jon Stewart Tackles Harris & Trump's Debate and What This Means for the Election | The Daily Show
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From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central and actually live special report,

The Daily Show presents Indecision 2024, the first presidential debate, again!

The second presidential debate has just wrapped up.

We are live, well technically, technically I guess this is the second presidential debate.

The first presidential debate of this matchup.

I can't wait to see who the winner will take on next.

Well, Comedy Alive, ladies and gentlemen, the stakes couldn't be higher as we all try and figure out who will be the next president of Paul Wynnev-Miazgank.

It's an exciting night for citizens of that esteemed nation.

As the rest of us watch with great interest from the neighboring country of No One Gives a Shit-istan.

By the way, if you have any friends in Paul Wynnev-Miazgank, can you see if they can do anything about congestion pricing?

But so far, it seems like this presidential race is going to be a tight one.

For all intents and purposes, horseshoes and hand grenades, it's a coin flip.

As tight as a too tight bathing suit and a too long car ride home from the beach.

It's as tight as a teenage boy's pants during a Sidney Sweeney film festival.

It's tighter than Sidney Sweeney's scheduling windows, given how busy she is with projects and in demand as a producer to say nothing of the...

Of course, with an election this tight, it is important to build out a more diverse coalition, and recently, Donald Trump has picked up the unexpected support of former Democrats,

RFK Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard, and might even have picked up one of Jeffrey Epstein's most esteemed former lawyers.

I am no longer a member of the Democratic Party.

I just felt appalled when I watched the Democratic National Convention.

I can't associate myself with the party itself.

Oh, you're no longer in the Democratic Party, Alan Dershowitz?

Democrats don't want you anyway, because the Democratic Party has standards, okay?

Last week, former Vice President Dick Cheney endorsed Vice President Harris.

Anyway, going into the debate, one thing was...

Dick Cheney, can you meet me over by camera one?

You came this close to destroying the entire world.

And by the way, who in God's name is that endorsement going to sway?

Well, I like the Democrats' policy on child tax credits, but are they bombing enough Middle Eastern countries?

Obviously, each candidate was going to have their goals and strategies.

For Kamala Harris, it was going to be quite a needle to thread.

You know, Trump was encouraged to take a simpler approach.

But here's what you do, Mr. Former President.

If Kamala says something that surprises you, you just go...

And if Kamala says something that makes you angry, you just go...

And if Kamala says something that makes you feel sexy time, you go...

Both candidates have now entered the arena.

Biden and Trump did not greet each other.

She went for the handshake, ladies and gentlemen.

What an incredible display of the awkward tension that happens when your son is dating a biracial girl and you meet her parents for the first time.

As per tradition in American politics, the first question is always asked by the most handsome person in a 10 to 15 mile radius.

When it comes to the economy, do you believe Americans are better off than they were four years ago?

I imagine and have actually a plan to build what I call an opportunity economy.

My plan is to give a $50,000 tax deduction to start-up small businesses.

I intend on extending a tax cut for those families of $6,000.

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