Name: Heckler Calls Me Racist | Troy Bond Stand Up
Uploaded: 2024-09-08T10:40:14.000Z
Duration: 6 min 46 s
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This is way better than the last show I just did.

Past simple

Like, this crowd feels great, but it's gonna get good soon.

I feel like I'm one bad joke away from this feeling like a public pool.

That's no one's first choice to swim, but it's a pool.

I'm gonna be the band-aid you swim away from.

Look how we're all together in this room getting a new COVID variant.

Don't you feel closer together knowing...

That's why I think politicians should be forced to do stand-up.

If any politician did stand-up in history, they could have avoided controversy.

I voted for Joe Biden, but that shit didn't feel great.

Felt like I was giving Grandpa the keys to the Oldsmobile and telling him to drive to California.

I'm probably the most pro-anti-Trump comic out there.

Any black person that would try to laugh at his fucking jokes?

I don't know who the fuck you're mad at, but it's not me.

No, a white person trying to make fun of black people.

Everybody knows you go to the basement for political opinion.

I don't even know what he's saying, but this shit sounds tense.

Why do you think I'm doing this for a living?

I haven't said six inches from the mirror.

You're the first name going in my suicide note tonight.

That was three dollars at Dollar Tree, man.

Pick up the gun she left under the chair.

I didn't even get to my Jim Crow jokes yet.

The dog, that's what she was upset about?

I feel like we're processing it at the same time.

I didn't know this motherfucker would be my attorney this whole show.

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