Name: Dad Has a Cookie - SNL
Uploaded: 2024-08-12T06:50:51.000Z
Duration: 4 min 35 s
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Chris, I gotta say, it seems like my daughter picked a good one.

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Well, thank you, sir. I love her a lot. It means so much to finally meet her folks.

Well, us too, you know. Now, on how long till dinner? Chris and I are starving.

Okay, well, easy, Tiger. The roast is almost done. Just ten more minutes.

In that case, Mom, I wanted to go grab some of my old stuff from the attic. Is that okay?

Okay. Now, Stephen, you stay out of those cookies on the counter.

He always tries to sneak one before dinner.

Sir, I know we just met, but there's something I need to ask you.

And you heard her, right? You heard her say, don't have a cookie, but I'm having one.

Cool. So you're just gonna roll with me on this cookie thing, right? Don't bitch out on me.

Yes, sir. I just want to say your daughter means the world to me.

Because I can tell you love her, and I can tell she loves you.

And most importantly, you got my back on the cookie thing, right?

Yes, sir. I got your back on the cookie thing.

What'd you boys talk about while we were gone?

Well, actually, something pretty big just happened.

Chris, can I just talk to you in the kitchen for a second?

Hey, were you about to tell him about the cookie?

Because maybe I'm stupid, but I thought I was clear about the cookie.

You were clear? I don't care about the cookie. I'm trying to propose.

Then we'll just keep the cookie out of it.

Look, if you bring up the cookie one more time, I will kill you.

You are covered in crumbs. That's what's going to give you away.

Bitch, I always got crumbs on me. That ain't suspicious at all.

Please, ma'am, I just, uh, I couldn't wait.

Christopher, those are my mom's peanut butter cookies.

Dude, why did you do that? Why'd you eat that?

You ate the cookie, right? You ate it, so you gotta get it out, right?

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Dad Has a Cookie - SNL

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