Name: Cooking Shows Can Mess with Your Head - Key & Peele
Uploaded: 2024-07-28T13:32:24.000Z
Duration: 2 min 28 s
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This is a chicken quiche with cremini mushrooms, baby spinach, and feta cheese.

Well, Drew, I have a huge problem with this dish.

It's that you haven't made it for me sooner.

Because if you had, Drew, then I would know how good you are at cooking food that's bad.

And when I say bad, I mean Michael Jackson bad.

You know how he looked really, really bad at the end of his life?

I don't know if you like the dish or not.

You don't know if I like the dish or not?

Well, let's put it this way: pat your fucking knives, get out, you're off the show.

Because you should be working in the finest restaurant in the world.

Because frankly, Drew, I'm jealous of you.

And your ability to not give a shit about what you cook.

No, this should be eaten by a higher life form with a more complex palate, but also an altruistic drive to save humanity from dishes like this.

So you won't have to endure a life in which you will never exceed what you have achieved here today.

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Cooking Shows Can Mess with Your Head - Key & Peele

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