Name: Human Test Volume 3 :: Love & Loss
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To-infinitive

This is volume 3 of the human test the test to see if you are a human.

The imperative

please make a mark what your pencil if something applies to you

have you ever stared at your phone and smiled like an idiot while texting with

have you ever subsequently texted that person the phrase i'm staring at the

phone smiling like an idiot. Have you ever marveled at how someone you thought

was ordinary could suddenly become so beautiful.

have you ever texted a random sequence of him emoji just to get someone's

have you ever realized after sending that those in the emoji could be

construed as strange sexual innuendo and tried to cover your tracks with more

random emoji.  Have you ever wish that you and your lover could speak in person as

well as you text with each other. Have you ever agonized over the

intended meaning of the winky face in a text

had you ever intended to text with the period as a sign of aggression

have you ever continued to hold someone's hand despite it getting sweaty

and gross because you just didn't want to let go. Have you ever marveled at how

to human shapes could fit together perfectly and so many different

have you ever been in chanted by someone sent has sent you would probably not

love if it came from you. Have you ever position the image of yourself close to

your computer's camera so that you could watch yourself in a video chat while

appearing to look at the other person have you ever said that you planned a

surprise for an anniversary that you actually forgot about

have you ever gotten angry because you were text orphaned

have you ever become dismayed and lonely when your partner seemed to act so

have you ever become terrified when your partner tells you that they like a book

have you ever had a moment of feeling extremely connected to someone ruined

because you realize that the intensity of that connection was temporary

have you ever laughed the first time that your partner got really mad at you

because they look so weird. Have you ever felt swimmingly lost because you sensed

something was not quite right in your relationship even though when you asked

your partner they said everything is fine

have you ever felt a mixture of anger in relief when they finally told you that

everything is not fine. Have you ever thought that working on an issue between

you was futile because it is supposed to just happen naturally or it should be

easier than this. Have you ever felt that maybe in the long run not that much just

happens naturally have you ever felt strangely closer to someone after you

talked about the possibility of breaking up have you ever not broken up with

someone because you thought they couldn't handle it

have you ever realize that you were actually worried that it was you really

has your phone ever ran out of juice in the middle of an argument and that's

what it felt like your phone was breaking up with both of you

have you ever been crushed by that little checkmark and "seen at" text on a Facebook

have you ever woken up blissfully and suddenly been flooded by the awful

h ave you ever just walked in walked because your body couldn't be still with

have you ever lost the ability to imagine a future without a person that

have you ever look back on that event put this sad smile of autumn

and the realization that futures will happen regardless

this concludes volume three of the human test

if you answered yes to ten or more of these you are a human if not more tests