Name: John Cena's Epic Response to Dwayne Johnson's Threat
Uploaded: 2024-06-25T07:22:49.000Z
Duration: 4 min 25 s
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Adverbs of frequency

God, I always forget, I forget how, I forget how big you are until I see you in person.

The comparative

And then it's always like, oh my goodness, are you getting bigger?

No, it's the jacket, you pad the jacket up.

There's no, you're padding it with your own flesh is what you're padding it with.

I want to say, Dwayne Johnson was here last night.

Well, that's great, because like everybody around here does.

Well, Dwayne, he did say some nice things about you.

He said you guys used to be rivals, now you're friends.

When he says friends, what does that mean?

Like do you ever, have you ever been to his house?

Well, I mean, like what do you mean by that?

I mean, have you ever gone through the front door of his house and entered it?

But anyway, he said, and I wrote this down, because I don't want to screw it up.

Yeah, well, I don't want to get you too agitated.

If you ever act up, he said to you, I will knock your teeth.

I will knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to stick a toothbrush up your ass to brush them.

If there's any confusion as to who said it, I'm just going to run right now.

Listen up, Dwayne Johnson, if that is your real name.

Because everybody around the world knows that your first name is T and your last name is He-Rock.

You just pronounce it all stupid, and that gets me even more pissed off.

Listen, listen, if you think you're making threats to me by thinking shoving a toothbrush up my bum is a threat, I got some advice for you, pal.

And by pal, I totally mean my best friend, and I don't mean it in an adversarial term.

Watch blockers, and then watch it again, because if you think shoving a toothbrush up my butt is a threat, you got news coming, pal.

There's been a funnel up there, there's been a parking cone, there's more traffic in that region than a Monday on the 405 in both directions.

No, no, no, no, I'm not just going to take this lying down.

So let's analyze what a toothbrush and toothpaste does.

So your threat to me is you want to clean my butt?

Okay, pal, okay, pal, you got the job, but if I was you, I'd bring a bodysuit and latex gloves, because down there, it's like a Mississippi cornfield to downpour.

No, no, no, it is just all mud and vegetation, pal.

He-Rock, is do you really want to smell what John Cena's putting out?

I don't want to start any trouble with The Rock, but you just jumped off the turnbuckle and delivered a very forcible elbow to his throat.

Well, you know, he worked me up into a frenzy.

I've been in his house so many times in my life.

Yeah, that's what happens when you go to somebody's house that many times.

I have to say, that was, I mean, it was really remarkable.

You certainly had reason to do it, but the way you did it was absolutely beautiful.

In fact, I feel like we should take a break.

Everybody around here just says nice stuff to you.

We are going to take a break because I really need to recover from this.

We will all clean ourselves appropriately.

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