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  • Okay, I'm gonna ask you some rapid-fire questions.

  • Okay.

  • And, Post, I want you to really just give me whatever comes to your mind and your heart in this moment when I ask you this.

  • Okay.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • You have to get rid of one tat. Which are you removing?

  • For my mommy, something on my face.

  • That's fair. Hi, Mom!

  • Hi, Mom. She's here tonight.

  • Oh, I need to meet her. Lovely, lovely. You're like, no.

  • You can hang out with her as long as you want.

  • Okay, what is something you used to be embarrassed about but you don't give a shit about anymore?

  • Ah, my nipples. I have poofy nipples.

  • Poofy? That sounds cute.

  • It's not cute.

  • Oh, okay.

  • It's not cute!

  • It's not fucking cute, bitch!

  • They're tough, they're tough.

  • Did you know they were puffy or did you get told they were puffy?

  • Yeah, they always gave me shit about that.

  • I never took my shirt off as a kid because I was like, man, my nipples are so puff.

  • I don't get why. I don't understand this.

  • Oh, just a little puff daddy.

  • I'm puff daddy.

  • Okay.

  • That's how he actually got his name. Have you seen his nipples?

  • He has puffy nipples?

  • You and puff daddy. One thing in common, puffy nipples, bitch.

  • He's just way richer than me.

  • Stop. Stop. Okay, puffy nipples. That's a great answer that I didn't anticipate.

  • This episode is going to be Post Malone featuring puffy nipples.

  • This is good.

  • Great rap.

  • Have you ever joined the Mile High Club?

  • Not all the way.

  • Huh. Like a little finger bang or like you couldn't come?

  • Oh, no. Definitely bust. Is that a fine to say?

  • This is call her daddy. We talk a lot about sex here.

  • Yeah, definitely bust. But no like coitus.

  • Okay.

  • Not full coitus.

  • Okay. Thank you. This is good.

  • And here's the whole deal and I'll tell you why.

  • I know it's supposed to be rapid fire, but I feel like the moment you get up on an airplane and go to the bathroom or like move around at all, that's when the turbulence starts because I'll see somebody get up and I know they have the poop walk.

  • So I can tell they're going to be back there and I'm like, get back in your seat.

  • It's so bumpy right now. I know this is your fault.

  • Am I the only one that feels that way?

  • No, no, no. I agree with you and I understand that.

  • Have you ever had the poop walk on the plane?

  • I have never shit on an airplane.

  • I have never either. And you know what?

  • I know it's kind of gross to talk about, but this whole fucking episode is all shit.

  • I was on the airplane and I think there's nothing worse than when someone has gas on the airplane and you're just like, like clench it or do fucking something, bro, because it's reeking.

  • I'm not going to lie. I definitely have farted real bad on an airplane before.

  • And I'm so sorry to everyone that was on there.

  • They probably thought that fucker was going down.

  • They're like, that's not like a natural smell.

  • So it's going to be like jet fuel burning or something.

  • But I have never shit on an airplane either.

  • And I think it's like there is a level of controllability in there, you know what I mean?

  • But would you rather someone take a shit or fart on the airplane?

  • Well, you're the fucking culprit over here.

  • Well, you know, I feel like for a...

  • Well, look who we have here.

  • If it isn't jet fuel shitter on the airplane.

  • What is your most toxic trait?

  • Mmm.

  • I have a bunch of those.

  • Share with the class.

  • Drinking.

  • Drinking.

  • And, um...

  • Drinking and sometimes jealousy.

  • And I'm also sometimes, especially with my good friends, quick to anger.

  • Which is something I...

  • Jealousy as in relationships?

  • Yes, ma'am. You know.

  • The fiance's like, I'm just chilling in the room and you're like...

  • What are you doing?

  • You're giving a little jealous vibes.

  • I am right now?

  • No, no, no.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Just like I was asking.

  • Yeah, I can tell you're so jealous.

  • Everybody's going to be jealous after watching this because they weren't as free with their fecal talk.

  • No, I...

  • Exactly.

  • You're just letting it rip.

  • Literally.

  • Okay, so you're jealous.

  • You're jealous with your woman a little.

  • Okay, but that shows you care.

  • Well, I guess that's...

  • Is that a good way to look at it?

  • I guess that's a way to look at it.

  • She wouldn't say it.

  • Well, that's a good way to look at it.

  • I never, you know, necessarily want to be mean.

  • But I guess that stems from a place of my own insecurity and how insecure I am.

  • So that's, um...

  • Yeah, I don't know.

  • Nothing absolutely wild.

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • But it's just like, you know, I just...

  • I want to feel loved.

  • You know what I mean?

  • I guess that's what it is.

  • I get it.

  • Like many humans.

  • And you're drinking.

  • Are you working on it?

  • You're aware.

  • I am working on it.

  • I used to drink because I was sad.

  • Now I drink for shows and because I'm happy.

  • It's hard getting out there and I get so shy and timid and shit.

  • So I just drink a little bit to, I guess, cope with that.

  • And be able to get my liquid courage, literally.

  • That's so interesting because I feel like when I see you on stage, especially online and TikToks, it's like,

  • Post, you're busting out dance moves.

  • It's like you're just like in your own world up there.

  • I don't think anyone would think that you would be too shy to get up there.

  • Oh, well, that's, you know...

  • The alcohol?

  • Yeah, most definitely.

  • Most definitely.

  • It's, uh...

  • You think these dance moves just...

  • They're conduited from a great drinker in the sky somewhere.

  • Yeah, you're like, I'm actually just hammered.

  • And that's why I feel comfortable to bust a move in my jorts.

  • That's exactly what it is with my knee braces.

  • Oh, fuck.

  • You can be honest.

  • What counts?

  • Putting your dick in something.

  • In the coochie?

  • In something?

  • Well, I didn't know.

  • Oh, okay.

  • A butt or a V?

  • It's a butt.

  • Well...

  • First...

  • Whoa!

  • All right, all right.

  • No, no, no.

  • Are you...

  • Do you like women specifically?

  • Yes, ma'am.

  • Okay, so a V, then.

  • A vagina.

  • Okay.

  • When's the first time you put your dick in a vagina?

  • I thought it was like...

  • Here's like...

  • When's the first...

  • Oh, where's the time for anal?

  • And I'm like, whoa, fuck!

  • Oh, we can go there, too!

  • When's the first time you did anal?

  • When's the first time you did V?

  • Let's go!

  • Here we go, Post!

  • Woo!

  • Let her rip.

Okay, I'm gonna ask you some rapid-fire questions.

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THE POST MALONE EXPERIENCE

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    tim wong posted on 2024/06/21
Video vocabulary

Keywords

literally

US /ˈlɪtərəli/

UK

  • adverb
  • In a literal manner or sense; exactly
  • In a literal manner or sense; exactly as stated.
  • Used for emphasis to describe something that is actually true, often to highlight surprise or intensity.
  • Used to acknowledge that something is not literally true but is used for emphasis or to express strong feeling
  • In a literal manner or sense; exactly.
  • Used to indicate that something is effectively or virtually true, even if not technically so.
  • In a literal way; in fact; actually.
  • Used to emphasize a statement or description that is not literally true but is used for rhetorical effect.
  • Used to acknowledge that something is not literally true but is used for emphasis or to express strong feeling.
episode

US /ˈɛpɪˌsod/

UK /'epɪsəʊd/

  • noun
  • An event or a short period of time that is important or unusual in some way
  • A part of a television or radio series that is broadcast separately.
  • An occurrence of a particular condition, sensation, or activity
  • A part of a television or radio series that is broadcast separately.
  • One separate event in a series of events
  • A distinct part or installment of a larger series, such as a television program or podcast.
  • Show which is part of a larger story
  • A part of a television or radio series broadcast on one occasion.
  • A part of a television or radio drama or situation comedy
tough

US /tʌf/

UK /tʌf/

  • adjective
  • (Of food) difficult to chew or bite through
  • Very difficult to do or deal with
  • Difficult; requiring considerable effort or endurance.
  • (of food) difficult to cut or chew.
  • Having strict standards
  • (Of meat) difficult to cut or chew.
  • Being firm and not easily bent or broken
  • Being strong physically or mentally
  • Being difficult to persuade
  • Unpleasant or unfortunate.
  • Capable of violence
  • other
  • To endure a period of hardship or difficulty.
  • noun
  • A rough and aggressive person.
  • other
  • To make (someone) physically or emotionally stronger.
trait

US /tret/

UK /treɪt/

  • noun
  • A particular characteristic that can produce a particular type of behavior
  • A distinguishing quality or characteristic, typically one belonging to a person.
  • A genetically determined characteristic or condition.
gross

US /ɡros/

UK /ɡrəʊs/

  • noun
  • 144 of something; twelve dozen of something
  • Total sum of money earned before costs and taxes
  • A group of 144 items (12 dozens).
  • A group of 144 items; twelve dozen.
  • Total weight of something including packaging
  • verb
  • To earn an amount of money before costs and taxes
  • adjective
  • Nasty; ill-mannered; unappealing
  • Total; entire; without deductions.
  • Vulgar; crude; disgusting.
  • other
  • To earn as a total amount, before deductions.
  • other
  • Total earnings before deductions.
culprit

US /ˈkʌlprɪt/

UK /ˈkʌlprɪt/

  • noun
  • Person who has done something wrong or illegal
rid

US /rɪd/

UK /rɪd/

  • verb
  • To cause to no longer have (pest, problem)
  • To remove or eliminate something unwanted
  • To free from something unwanted.
  • To free from something unwanted or unpleasant.
  • Having been freed from something.
  • To cause someone to be free of (a troublesome or unwanted person or thing).
  • Having removed or eliminated something unwanted.
  • adjective
  • Freed or delivered from something.
toxic

US /ˈtɑksɪk/

UK /ˈtɒksɪk/

  • adjective
  • Very bad, unpleasant, or harmful.
  • Poisonous; harmful
  • Poisonous and dangerous; capable of causing death or serious illness.
  • (Of relationships) harmful; causing conflict
feature

US /ˈfitʃɚ/

UK /'fi:tʃə(r)/

  • noun
  • Special report in a magazine or paper
  • A distinctive attribute or aspect of something.
  • Distinctive or important point of something
  • A part of the face, such as the eyes, nose, or mouth.
  • A full-length film intended as the main item in a movie program.
  • adjective
  • Main; important
  • verb
  • To highlight or give special importance to
  • other
  • To give prominence to; to present or promote as a special or important item.
insecure

US /ˌɪnsɪˈkjʊr/

UK /ˌɪnsɪ'kjʊə(r)/

  • adjective
  • Lacking confidence or certainty about yourself
  • Not being safe or stable