Name: You Buy a Catgirl GF off Amazon
Uploaded: 2024-06-13T15:09:46.000Z
Duration: 3 min 3 s
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I have a massive package for you, and I also got this box!

Adverbs of degree

My new girlfriend better have a... return policy.

Bruh, most people don't even get past putting the DVD in!

Oh my god, I was bought by a bunch of incels!

Boy, bruv, just moved into the neighborhood, looking for a cup of sugar.

This man is a furry, he's gonna bleep you!

If they can afford a $2,000 fursuit, they can afford a $10 pipe bomb in my mailbox.

Well, I guess I'm more surprised you got a catboy.

I kinda got a sixth sense for these type of things.

The government puts enough estrogen in one glass of tap water to give any man huge hamalulogos.

Bruh, that's why I always drink my lemonade without the water.

Yeah, and all it took was your credit card.

I want you to imagine a cute gamer girlfriend.

Good, cause that's the only place it's gonna exist.

Bruh, you don't gotta have an existential crisis, bruh.

Bruh, there's a limit to how based we can be.

Anyway, as my new probably girlfriend, I expect you to do girlfriend things.

Like tell me if caves are natural formations.

Astolfo, I'm sorry for trying to replace you with that dumb cat.

I'm also sorry for trying to gaslight you into thinking you're my gay furry.

And that deep down, you really do care about me.

I'll break up with my boyfriend if you give me free stuff.