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Hey, Pat.
Hey, Hoff.
How's it going?
You good, man?
These songs don't look so ripe, do they?
No, they're not so good yet.
Where's your girlfriend?
She's always with you.
Where is she?
Um...
My heart is paralyzed because of you.
My heart is paralyzed, my head was oversized.
I'll take the high road like I should.
You said it's meant to be, that it's not you, it's me.
You're leaving now for my own good.
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I'm gonna say.
She went down in an airplane, fried, dipped in suntan.
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand.
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes.
She met a shark underwater, felt like no one caught her.
I'll return everything, I am a murderer.
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lines and ways to say no.
My pride still feels the sting, you were my everything.
Someday I'll find a love like yours.
A love like yours.
She'll think I'm Superman, not Superman even.
How could you live on your own?
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I'm gonna say.
She was caught in a mudslide, eaten by a lion.
Got ran over by a crappy purple scion.
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes.
She dropped off in the desert, drowned in a hot tub.
Danced in the desert in Eastside nightclub.
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lines and ways to say no.
No.
I wanna live a thousand lives with you.
I wanna be the one you're dying to love.
But you don't want to.
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I'm gonna say.
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I'm gonna say.
She went down in an airplane, fried, getting sun tan.
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand.
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes.
She met a shark underwater, felt like no one caught her.
I returned everything I ever bought her.
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lines.
She was caught in a mudslide, eaten by a lion.
Got run over by a crappy purple scion.
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes.
She dropped off in the desert, drowned in a hot tub.
Danced in the desert in Eastside nightclub.
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lines and ways to say die.
It's horrible, it really is horrible.
What's happened to you?
It's horrible, horrible.
Hi, Matt.
Oh, hi.
Hi, Hop.
Hi.
Excuse me.
