Name: Women Know Things That Men Don't. Fred Klett
Uploaded: 2024-05-29T11:15:22.000Z
Duration: 8 min 44 s
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All right, this is my favorite subject, actually.

My wife started to share knowledge with me.

Knowledge I had no idea she had before we got married.

Tremendous amounts of knowledge she must have stored throughout the years waiting to share with her future husband.

Not all at one time, just bits and pieces here and there on an ongoing basis.

And that one time I thought it would end, now I know it never will.

But the thing is, I never know what's gonna trigger her desire to share additional knowledge.

That's the part that keeps us on our toes.

It could pop up at any time for any reason or absolutely no reason at all.

There are days when I'm on a walk-through room and I see my wife, ha ha, I think I'll go the other way.

I really haven't memorized yesterday's lesson yet.

I've got a big midterm coming up and I'd like to do well.

I never know what's gonna trigger her desire to share additional knowledge.

That's all I did, simply opened the back door.

Look at me, people, just opened the back door, perhaps slightly too long.

I don't know what the exact time parameter is.

I only know I must have went over because my wife whirled and yelled, shut the door.

You just let 800 mosquitoes into the house.

No, I had no idea that mosquitoes fly in swarms of 800.

I would think that many in a swarm, you'd see something come through the door.

I saw nothing but my wife with her keen eyesight and wealth of knowledge knew that 800 got into our house.

God bless her, we could have been bitten to death that night.

I got married, I no longer need the Discovery Channel.

I guess what I'm trying to say to you is that marriage can be good because you learn things that you never knew when you were single.

Marriage can be good because you learn things that you never knew when you were single.

And you know what, you see examples of that around us all the time.

I'm in a cafeteria behind an elderly couple husband reaching for whole milk, reaching for whole milk.

Listen carefully, reaching for whole milk.

Mid-reach, his wife states, you do not drink whole milk.

He did not stop, he did not turn to reply, just veered off, went straight to the skim milk.

I watched this and I thought, how lucky that man was to have found that woman.

How many years did he drink the wrong milk?

You learn things when you get married that you never knew when you were single.

You learn things that you never knew when you were single.

I realize that I never would have survived had I stayed single.

I probably would have been dead in a matter of months.

I mean that, when I was single, I was wild.

You would not believe some of the things I used to do.

I did not know carpets are supposed to live thousands of years.

You learn things when you get married you never knew when you were single.

My wife not only told me I breathe too loud, she told me the exact distance from which people can hear me.

When I was single, I would do really stupid things like stay until I quit having fun.

Never realizing I should have left hours ago simply because it was time.

It's time, pal, and you should get married so you'd know too.

See, sometimes, sometimes when people start applauding, other people are like, no, we don't want to move our arms.

I realize that I never knew how to get dressed.

You ever get dressed up to go out with your wife, you come out of the bedroom and she just looks at you and says, no.

You're married long enough, she doesn't have to say anything.

You come out of that bedroom, you see a certain look, you just do a little U-turn.

Today, in the hotel I'm staying at, very nice hotel, walking down the hallway behind what had to be a husband and wife.

He walked by me, looked up at me as if to say, guess I'm not hungry.

Sometimes I get a pain in my stomach like I'm hungry.

I could be eating right now and I'm not even hungry.

All right, I'm gonna leave this one with you.

The reason I saved this one for last is one of my favorites.

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Women Know Things That Men Don't. Fred Klett

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