Name: Leslie Liao | I'm straight... but.
Uploaded: 2024-03-31T03:00:11.000Z
Duration: 9 min 28 s
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I don't know, like, I'm straight, so I'm attracted to men.

I love being a woman, but it's a lot of work, you know?

Like, I have to wear makeup to look like a woman.

You guys are like, oh, I have my mom's eyes.

I'm like, oh, yeah, I have my dad's entire face.

None of you know him, but you see it, right?

So I have to wear mascara and blush every day to disguise myself as a young, beautiful Asian woman.

The young, beautiful Disney princess, Mulan.

I glue on hair where there should already be hair.

It's like, guys, I know you'd be late to stuff too if you glued your balls on every day.

You guys should have been there, because we would have, you know...

I put up solid numbers on the board in my 20s.

Because if you're a single woman, it's easy.

They were hard for me to resist when I could just reach out and grab one.

It's like, you know when there's a plate of fries on the table and you eat them even if you're not hungry?

I was like, okay, someone take these dicks away from me.

But in my 20s, I was single for most of it, and I used to be sad about it.

Because I don't want to keep looking for this man.

I feel like when I finally find him, I'm going to act like a mom whose kid got lost at the grocery store.

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Leslie Liao | I'm straight... but.

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