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  • THERE'S 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION

  • THEN SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT

  • SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION

  • IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT

  • LIKE, MAYBE

  • BUILDING A ROCKET OR FIGHTING A MUMMY

  • OR CLIMBING UP THE EIFFEL TOWER

  • DISCOVERING SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST

  • HEY!

  • OR GIVING A MONKEY A SHOWER

  • SURFING TIDAL WAVES, CREATING NANOBOTS

  • OR LOCATING FRANKENSTEIN'S BRAIN

  • IT'S OVER HERE!

  • FINDING A DODO BIRD, PAINTING A CONTINENT

  • OR DRIVING OUR SISTER INSANE

  • PHINEAS!

  • AS YOU CAN SEE

  • THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF STUFF TO DO

  • BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS THIS FALL

  • COME ON, PERRY!

  • SO STICK WITH US 'CAUSE PHINEAS AND FERB

  • ARE GONNA DO IT ALL

  • SO STICK WITH US 'CAUSE PHINEAS AND FERB

  • ARE GONNA DO IT ALL

  • MOM!

  • PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MAKING A TITLE SEQUENCE!

  • SO, FERB, WHAT SHOULD WE DO TODAY?

  • I MEAN, BESIDES GIVING PERRY A BATH.

  • [SNIFFS]

  • [CHATTERING]

  • [ENGINES ROARING]

  • WHAT IS THAT WONDERFUL NOISE?

  • AWESOME!

  • FERB, I KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO TODAY!

  • OOH! I'VE GOT TO TAKE A NEW PICTURE OF MYSELF FOR MY BLOG.

  • I DIDN'T REALIZE MINE IS ALREADY A WEEK OLD.

  • THAT'S BETTER.

  • WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MOM'S CAR?!

  • WE TRICKED IT OUT.

  • YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE.

  • WELL, DUH. THAT'S WHY FERB BUILT THIS REMOTE.

  • [ENGINE STARTS]

  • OH, YOU ARE SO BUSTED.

  • MOM! MOM! MOM!

  • [DOORS OPENING AND CLOSING]

  • UM, WHERE'S MOM?

  • SHE'S PLAYING BRIDGE AT MRS. GARCIA-SHAPIRO'S.

  • THEY WON'T GET AWAY WITH IT THIS TIME!

  • [DOORBELL RINGS]

  • OH, CANDACE, DEAR. BUBELE, HOW GOOD TO SEE YOU.

  • WHAT A COINCIDENCE. DO YOU KNOW YOUR MOM IS HERE?

  • YEAH, I DO, MRS. GARCIA-SHAPIRO.

  • I NEED TO TALK TO HER, IF YOU DON'T MIND.

  • OY VEY, LOOK HOW TALL YOU ARE NOW!

  • YOU MUST HAVE GROWN A COUPLE OF INCHES

  • SINCE THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU.

  • THAT WAS LAST WEEK, MRS. GARCIA-SHAPIRO.

  • WELL, YOUR MOM'S INSIDE, DEAR.

  • WHERE ARE YOUR BRACES? I THOUGHT YOU WERE WEARING BRACES.

  • YEAH. MOM! MOM! MOM!

  • WHAT IS IT, CANDACE?

  • YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE WHAT PHINEAS AND FERB ARE DOING!

  • HEY, FERB, WHAT'S THE RED BUTTON FOR?

  • [ALARM] MOM!

  • WHAT IS IT?

  • WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SEE?

  • LOOK QUICK!

  • HI, MOM!

  • HI, BOYS! WELL, IF THAT'S ALL,

  • I'LL JUST BE GETTING BACK TO THE GAME.

  • GOOD THING WE BEEFED UP THE SUSPENSION.

  • WHOA!

  • WHAT ELSE CAN IT DO?

  • HI, PHINEAS.

  • OH. HI, ISABELLA.

  • WHAT YA DOIN'?

  • WE'RE ENTERING THE SWAMP OIL 500 TODAY.

  • AREN'T YA GONNA NEED A PIT CREW?

  • DO YOU KNOW A PIT CREW?

  • WELL, I KNOW A FEW PEOPLE WHO WORK WELL TOGETHER.

  • GREAT! YOU'RE HIRED. SEE YA AT THE TRACK.

  • HEY, FERB. WHERE'S PERRY?

  • [SPY MUSIC PLAYING]

  • GOOD MORNING, AGENT P.

  • THE EVIL DOCTOR DOOFENSHMIRTZ IS UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS.

  • FOR REASONS COMPLETELY UNKNOWN,

  • HE'S PURCHASED A GIANT AIRSHIP, OR BLIMP, AS THE KIDS SAY.

  • YOUR MISSION IS TO FIND OUT WHY.

  • AND, IF NECESSARY, PUT A STOP TO IT.

  • DOO-BEE DOO-BEE DOO-BAH

  • DOO-BEE DOO-BEE DOO-BAH

  • PERRY

  • HI, PHINEAS.

  • I GOT YOUR PIT CREW.

  • COOL. SEE YA IN THE PITS.

  • OK, GIRLS. WE'RE DEALING WITH A 426 CUBIC INCH FULLY-BLOWN V-8

  • WITH HYPO LIFTERS, RADICAL CAM,

  • AND A LIMITED SLIP DIFFERENTIAL.

  • WOULD THAT BE ELECTRONICALLY FUEL-INJECTED?

  • PHINEAS! PHINEAS!

  • PHINEAS!

  • HEY! I CAN'T HEAR THE CARS!

  • HEY, CANDACE.

  • I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A RACING FAN.

  • JEREMY.

  • WHO, ME? OH, YEAH, YEAH. I'M A BIG FAN OF THOSE...

  • THOSE, UH-- THAT RED ONE IS CUTE!

  • OH, THAT'S BILLY RAY DIGGLER'S CAR.

  • HE'S GREAT.

  • YEAH, HE'S THE BEST. THAT BILLY ROY.

  • BILLY RAY. BILLY RAY.

  • I--I LOVE IT WHEN HE TURNS LEFT AND THEN

  • HE TURNS LEFT AGAIN, AND THEN...

  • Announcer: AND IN THE 3RD LANE, THE NEWCOMERS, TEAM PHINEAS!

  • NOW, IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES HE LOOK A LITTLE BIT YOUNG

  • TO BE BEHIND THE WHEEL

  • OF A 700-HORSEPOWER RACING MACHINE?

  • YES. YES, HE DOES.

  • AND LOOK! HE'S ALREADY GOT HIS OWN SCREAMING FANS.

  • PHINEAS!

  • HEY! CANDACE IS ROOTING FOR US.

  • CANDACE, YOU'RE ON THE BIG SCREEN.

  • PHINEAS!

  • AND YOUR LITTLE BROTHER'S GONNA BE ON TV.

  • PHINEAS? ON TV?

  • TV! THAT'S IT!

  • THEY ARE SO BUSTED.

  • CAN YOU WAIT RIGHT HERE FOR A SECOND? THANKS.

  • WHAT IS IT, CANDACE?

  • I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A 3 NO-TRUMP.

  • TURN ON THE TV!

  • ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, CANDACE.

  • THIS BETTER BE GOOD.

  • Candace: WELL? WELL? DO YOU SEE IT?

  • JUST A SECOND, HONEY.

  • TURN ON THE CABLE BOX FIRST.

  • HMM, ALL RIGHT.

  • WAIT. OK, THAT'S NOT IT.

  • UM, IS IT THIS ONE?

  • NO, THIS IS ANOTHER PHONE.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • OH! I TURNED ON THE STEREO.

  • MOM! HURRY UP!

  • OK, JUST A SECOND.

  • Announcer: ARE YOU EMBARRASSED BY FLAKING, ITCHING, PEELING?

  • CANDACE, THIS IS A DANDRUFF COMMERCIAL.

  • IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME?

  • [ENGINES ROARING]

  • OK, FERB. ARE WE GOOD TO GO?

  • Announcer: AND WITH THE RACE ABOUT TO START,

  • THERE'S THE DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED BLIMP.

  • DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED

  • AH, PERRY THE PLATYPUS.

  • I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE, ACTUALLY.

  • I WAS JUST GETTING READY TO SERVE

  • SOME PLATYPUS UNDER GLASS!

  • YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO WITNESS MY LATEST INVENTION.

  • MY DEFLATINATOR RAY!

  • WHICH I WILL DEMONSTRATE BY DEFLATING ALL THE TIRES

  • AT THE JEFFERSON COUNTY MOTOR SPEEDWAY!

  • AFTER WHICH, I WILL DEFLATE EVERYTHING

  • IN THE TRI-STATE AREA!

  • THAT WAY, IF ANYONE WANTS ANYTHING FLATED,

  • THEY WILL HAVE TO TALK TO ME.

  • PHINEAS, YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE, MISTER!

  • [ENGINES ROARING]

  • CANDACE, YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE--

  • Man: SMILE!

  • SOUVENIR PICTURE? ONLY $1.00.

  • AAH! WAIT A SECOND!

  • HEY!

  • NOW I GOT YOU!

  • HEY, HEY, MISSY, 2 PICTURES, 2 BUCKS.

  • OH, YEAH, UH, I'VE ONLY GOT $1.00,

  • BUT, UH, I JUST WANT THE ONE.

  • YOU CAN JUST TEAR THE OTHER ONE UP, OK?

  • I'VE GOT HIM NOW! [CHUCKLING]

  • Announcer: AND PULLING UP FAST ON THE INSIDE LANE

  • IS NUMBER 42, TEAM PHINEAS!