♪ HEY, WOW... ♪

♪ HERE'S HOW ♪

♪ COME AND READ ♪

♪ BETWEEN THE LIONS ♪

Chorus: ♪ COME ON ♪

♪ COME IN ♪

♪ BEGIN ♪

♪ THE WORLD AWAITS ♪

Woman: ♪ BETWEEN THE LIONS ♪

♪ BETWEEN THE COVERS OF A BOOK ♪

♪ IT'S TIME TO LOOK BETWEEN THE LIONS ♪

♪ BEHOLD THE TALES BEYOND THE TAILS ♪

Chorus: ♪ BEHIND THE DOOR ♪

♪ BECOME, EXPLORE ♪

♪ COME IN BETWEEN THE LIONS ♪

♪ BEGIN BETWEEN THE LIONS ♪

♪ BE HERE BETWEEN THE LIONS! ♪

Click: NATIONAL VELVET-- SAVE.

HMM, OKAY.

THE IPSWICH KNISH-- DELETE.

YEP.

THE MAKING OF THE IPSWICH KNISH--

SAVE.

THE FISH GOES SPLISH-- DELETE.

THE MOUSE THAT ROARED-- DEFINITELY SAVE.

IT'S AWFULLY BIG OF YOU

TO HELP US WEED OUT THE OLD VIDEOS, CLICK.

BIG OF ME?

AS IN, I'M USUALLY SO SMALL?

IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN?

NO, NO, NO, CLICK.

IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION.

YEAH, CLEO MEANS THAT IT'S NICE OF YOU

AS IN BIG-HEARTED.

OH, RIGHT.

I WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT

HAD YOU DIRECTED ME TO MY EXPRESSION FINDER.

WHOA, LOOK AT THIS.

YOU DON'T WANT TO GET RID OF THIS ONE.

♪ BUM, BUM, BUM. ♪

SAUSAGE NOSE.

SAUSAGE NOSE?

YES, SAUSAGE NOSE, STARRING FAITH PRINCE, WALTER BOBBIE

WITH MARILYN SOKOL AS THE STRANGE OLD LADY

A SHORT FOREIGN FILM FROM SWEDEN WITH SUBTITLES.

WHAT ARE SUBTITLES?

THE DIALOGUE IS PRINTED ON THE SCREEN TO READ.

Lionel: WHOA, THAT'S SO COOL.

CAN WE WATCH IT?

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE?

SINCE IT'S A SHORT FILM.

LET'S SEE.

OH, SEVEN AND A HALF MINUTES.

HEY.

ALL RIGHTY THEN.

OH, COOL.

EXCELLENT.

( knock at door )

Woman:

( wind howling )

( sniffs )

OOH.

JA.

( both crying )

OH, JA...

AH, JA.

( wind howling )

( shivering )

HELLO.

HELLO.

( all gasp )

MOMMY, LOOK, IT'S THEM.

OH, PLEASE, PLEASE, HELP US.

JA.

A STRANGE OLD LADY GAVE US THREE WISHES.

WE KNOW, WE KNOW.

YEAH, WE SAW THE VIDEO.

VIDEO?

WHAT'S A VIDEO?

YOU MUST HELP US.

JA.

HOW SHALL WE USE OUR LAST WISH?

WELL, IT SEEMS TO ME

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO.

YOU HAVE TO WISH THE SAUSAGE OFF YOUR NOSE.

( gasps )

NAH.

NO, NO.

NAH.

DON'T GO WASTING YOUR THIRD WISH.

WISH FOR SOMETHING REALLY GREAT.

JA.

JA.

BUT... LIKE WHAT?

LIKE ANYTHING.

BUT WE'VE BEEN POOR FOR SO LONG

WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THERE IS TO WISH FOR.

POOR, PAPA, BUT HAPPY.

DON'T FORGET HAPPY.

OH, HAPPY, POOPSIE.

MMM... DELICIOUS.

WELL, YOU KNOW, THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD OF STUFF

AND IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE UNDER YOUR....

YEAH, YEAH, THEY'RE RIGHT HERE IN THESE BOOKS.

YOU SHOULD COME WITH ME.

YOU'D DEFINITELY FIND SOME STUFF YOU WANT.

WOW!

WE'RE GOING... SHOPPING?

SHOPPING.

I'VE HEARD OF SHOPPING.

WELL, COME ON THEN.

COME ON, COME WITH US.

OH, UH...

POOPSIE.

I HAVE TO GO DO SOME WORK NOW.

HAVE FUN SHOPPING.

Woman: OH, JA, GOOD-BYE.

BYE NOW.

YOU KNOW, CLAY

I FIND THAT SAUSAGE ON HER NOSE VERY... UH...

UH... ATTRACTIVE?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, ATTRACTIVE.

YEAH, ME, TOO.

IT KIND OF REMINDS ME OF... UH...

A BEAK?

YEAH, A BEAK.

OOH.

AND THAT KIND OF REMINDS ME OF HOW RIDICULOUS THIS ALL IS

AS IF I NEEDED REMINDING.

( grunts )

Announcer: AND NOW, LOVERS OF THE VOWELS "A," "E," "I," "O," "U"

AND SOMETIMES "Y"

MARTHA READER AND THE VOWELLES ARE IN THE HOUSE

SINGING THE SHORT "I" SOUND IN THEIR ZIPPY BIG HIT, "DISH."

( background chorus sings repeated short "i" sound )

( Martha singing short "i" sound in sync to soul beat )

( song ends; cheering and applause )

( makes gurgling sound )

F... F... F...

ISH... ISH.

F... ISH.

FISH.

( makes gurgling sound )

AND NOW A LITTLE POEM IN WHICH LETTERS CHANGE

AND MAKE SOMETHING VERY INTERESTING HAPPEN.

♪ YOUNG TISH HAD A BIG EMPTY DISH ♪

♪ TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT WAS HER WISH ♪

♪ TISH'S DAD, WITH NO TROUBLE ♪

♪ EXCHANGED "F" FOR "W" ♪

♪ NOW TISH IS MUNCHING A FISH, OH, YEAH ♪

♪ NOW TISH IS MUNCHING A FISH! ♪

OH, LOOK, HERE'S SOME MORE COOL STUFF.

THIS ONE'S ABOUT HELICOPTERS.

YOU WANT TO WISH FOR A HELICOPTER?

AND HERE'S ONE ABOUT MUMMIES.

YOU COULD WISH FOR YOUR OWN MUMMY.

OH, NO, THANK YOU.

OR YOUR OWN PYRAMID.

OR MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO SEE THAT MAGAZINE

ABOUT THE POWER BOATS AGAIN, HUH?

OR HOW ABOUT A HOME GYM, HUH?

NO, NO, LIONEL...

THEY LIKE THE ART BOOKS.

OH, LOOK AT THIS.

OH, THIS IS VERY PRETTY.

YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING.

HELLO?

ARE YOU IN THERE?

LIONEL, I THINK THEY LOOK KIND OF FROZEN.

YEAH.

( loudly ): DOES ANY OF THIS INTEREST YOU?

DO YOU SEE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO WISH FOR?

SNAP OUT OF IT! SNAP OUT OF IT!

OKAY, SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, HMM?

WE NEVER KNEW THERE WERE SO MANY THINGS TO WANT.

( music begins )

♪ WE USED TO THINK BREAD AND A COMFORTABLE BED ♪

♪ WERE SURELY AS GOOD AS IT GOT. ♪

♪ BUT NOW WE HAVE FOUND ♪

♪ SINCE WE'VE BOTH LOOKED AROUND ♪

♪ THAT WHAT USED TO THRILL US DOES NOT. ♪