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  • Hey Whitestorm, why are you assigning the patrols? Isn't that the deputy's job?

  • Well, you see, young grasshopper. Lionheart can't assign patrols.

  • Why?

  • Because Lionheart is just... like that.

  • [plunk]

  • Then why didn't Bluestar make you deputy instead?

  • [awkward silence]

  • [♪♪♪]

  • [sound of rain]

  • Ecuh, my mossbed is all wet.

  • [moss squishing]

  • The roof isn't even leaking, how'd it get so wet?

  • Whatever. Just give me some dry bedding.

  • [squish]

  • [blink sound]

  • Oh, hi, Bluestar.

  • I think it's time for you to resume your normal apprentice training.

  • Dustpaw can get her new bedding. [bedding squishes]

  • DUSTPAW: Aw, man.

  • TIGERCLAW: You three are going to be assessed in your hunting ability today-

  • -to see how far you've come in your training.

  • Graypaw, you'll hunt at the Owl Tree.

  • [clicks tongue]

  • TIGERCLAW: Firepaw, you're at the Tallpines.

  • [blink sound]

  • TIGERCLAW: And Ravenpaw, you'll hunt at the Snakerocks.

  • [squeals in fear]

  • Wait, isn't that the place where the deadly, poisonous snakes live?

  • [nervously] Yes...

  • TIGERCLAW: Bluestar, Lionheart, and I will be watching you secretly.

  • Go!!

  • Well, see ya later guys!

  • Good luck, Ravenpaw.

  • [Ravenpaw groans in fear]

  • [♪♪♪]

  • [bushes rustling quietly]

  • [stops]

  • [♪♪♪]

  • [bushes rustling louder]

  • [squirrel squeaks in alarm]

  • [growls in annoyance]

  • Darnit, Graypaw, why are you always--

  • Wait, Smudge?

  • Wusty! I found you!

  • ...And you're naked!

  • Uh, it's Firepaw now.

  • What are you doing here, Smudge?

  • I-uh--

  • -I missed you so much, Wusty!

  • I saw those wildcats take you away-

  • -and make you weave me..

  • SMUDGE: But I want to be together again!

  • SMUDGE: Like the old days!

  • I'm not leaving, Smudge. Sorry.

  • Oh, I know.

  • That's why I'm weaving my housefolk and becoming a wildcat, just like you!

  • [collar jingles]

  • So we can be together.

  • No, Smudge. You can't.

  • Why not?

  • You like being a housecat, Smudge.

  • Being a warrior takes a lot of hard work-

  • FIREPAW: -hard work I know you're not up for. But you're a housecat too, Wusty!

  • But you're a housecat too, Wusty!

  • And I'll have you know, I'm WAY pointier than you are.

  • SMUDGE: I could handle it! Please, Wusty!

  • FIREPAW: No, Smudge...

  • [♪♪♪]

  • Smudge, you have to leave. Now! Get out of our territory!

  • But-

  • Leave, now!

  • FINE!!

  • [Smudge sobbing]

  • [♪♪♪]

  • [...]

  • [♪♪♪]

  • GRAYPAW: Heya, Firepaw!

  • Look what Ravenpaw caught!

  • Whoa, how'd you kill a snake?

  • I bludgeoned it! With a rock!!

  • Let's go show it off to Sandpaw and Dustpaw!

  • Heya bozos, look what Ravenpaw caught!

  • [smack] DUSTPAW: AGH!

  • SANDPAW: That's RUDE.

  • [smack] [Firepaw grunts]

  • Let's go show Tigerclaw!

  • Look what I caught, Tigerclaw...!

  • [unimpressed silence]

  • Bluestar wants to speak with you, Firepaw.

  • Uh- okay?

  • [Ravenpaw crying]

  • Tigerclaw saw you talking to that housecat.

  • --I-um-uh--

  • BLUESTAR: Shush.

  • Firepaw, do you want to go back to being a housecat?

  • Of course he does, LOOK at him.

  • He's round and squishy. He can't be a warrior even if he tried!

  • TIGERCLAW: "EVEN IF HE TRIED"

  • "Everyone knows you're squishy, you can't be a warrior!"

  • "Is that a freakin' cheese puff?"

  • "I wouldn't have done it if he weren't such a wussy."

  • "It's true, he is kind of a wussy."

  • "What did I tell you about talking to living bowling balls?"

  • "Is that a gross tomato?"

  • "Is that a fuckin' orange??"

  • NO!

  • I WANNA STAY! I AM NOT SQUISHY!

  • YOU'RE SQUISHY!

  • [Tigerclaw gasps]

  • Well, that's good to hear, Firepaw.

  • You are dimissed.

  • [Firepaw sniffling squishy tears]

  • Firepaw, guess what Lionheart told me!

  • That you're squishy.

  • No, actually I'm rather pointy!

  • He told me that you, me, and Ravenpaw are goin' to the Gathering.

  • Really?

  • Yeah, let's go rub it in Sandpaw and Dustpaw's stupid faces!

  • Yeah, I can't believe it's our first Gathering!

  • [♪♪♪]

  • So what IS a Gathering?

  • A Gathering is a night when all four Clans come together and share news!

  • It takes place every full moon!

  • There's a truce. No one's allowed to fight when a Gathering takes place!

  • WHITESTORM: Shush, we're almost there.

  • Whoahhh...

  • [♪♪♪]

  • Let's go.

  • [smack]

  • Whoah, there's a lot of cats here-

  • -oh my god, what are you doing?

  • GRAYPAW: I'm nervous.

  • LIONHEART: I'm Lionheart.

  • [hesitantly] Oh-kay.

  • Who's the leaders of the other clans?

  • Oh, I know THAT!

  • How?

  • [...]

  • [...]

  • GRAYPAW: Over there's Shadowclan's leader, Brokenstar, and his deputy, Blackfoot.

  • GRAYPAW: And over there's Riverclan's leader, Crookedstar!

  • FIREPAW: Oh my god!

  • GRAYPAW: And I guess Windclan's missing.

  • MOUSEFUR: Hey, why don't you two go and talk with the other Clan apprentices?

  • LIONHEART: But first, let me tell you the old story about the ancient Warriors that ruled the forest years ago.

  • There were two clans, Lionclan and Tigerclan.

  • MOUSEFUR: NO ONE CARES, Lionheart!

  • LIONHEART: Aw...

  • GRAYPAW: I care, Lionheart! Keep tellin' the story!!

  • LIONHEART: Yaeeey!

  • -Hey. Hey, Runningnose. RUNNINGNOSE: Huh?

  • [congested sniff]

  • What's wrong with that apprentice over there?

  • I dunno, Thunderclan cats are always weird-looking.

  • [♪♪♪]

  • So, it's only me, Redtail, and Tigerclaw left,

  • Tigerclaw told me to run, and then-

  • *menacing accordion*

  • *another long fear noise from Ravenpaw, 10/10, would fear again*

  • Oh, sorry.

  • *the frickin Tetris theme*

  • (Russian accent) You nearly doubled me over!

  • You're very strong young kit.

  • Really? You don't think I'm squishy?

  • ...You may be squishy now,

  • But one day, you'll be big, strong, fat cat. Squish your enemies under your massive weight!

  • They'll be the ones who are squishy then!

  • We could use strong cats like you in Shadowclan. Here's card.

  • Let the meeting begin!

  • Shouldn't we wait till Windclan arrives?

  • They will not be showing up anytime soon.

  • I DROVE 'EM OUT!

  • *Gasp*

  • I already knew that.

  • Windclan was clearly weak, weakest out of all four Clans.

  • Shadowclan has taken their territory rightfully.

  • And with Shadowclan ever-expanding and our muscles ever-growing, we need more food than other Clans.

  • So we suggest you give us some of your territory, or you'll meet the same fate as Windclan.

  • Okay.