It's like I've been in a dream where I was somehow really invested in the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League.

But what you've said broke me out of it.

Really?

Yeah, you're back.

She's back by giving voice to the cognitive dissonance required to be a woman under the patriarchy.

You robbed it of its power.

Yes.

Wow.

I just said all of that.

Hell yes.

White savior Barbie.

No, it was your mom.

Your mom did the saving.

We have to stop the Kens and you need to say all of those things to the other Barbies.

That's the key.

Got it.

But how are we gonna get the Barbies away from their Kents?

We have experience with a world like this one.

Do you have a map of Barbie Land?

What do you think?

Wow, thanks.

I built it.

Ok.

Here's the deal.

It's not just about how they see us.

It's about how they see themselves.

Ken land contains the seeds of its own destruction.

First, we have to get the Barbies away from their Kens.

We could use a decoy Barbie who pretends to be brainwashed.

That should be you cool.

Distract them by appearing helpless and confused.

Kens cannot resist a damsel in distress.

You have to make them believe that you're complacent that they have the power and when their guard is down, you take the power back the influence that Porsche 356 has had on the motoring world as a whole.

It can't be overstated.

Photoshop is so hard.

I just don't understand how to use the select tool.

Honey, you can only use the select tool if Claire is highlighted.

Let me show you my tiny head is just swimming with technical jargon with color bands and magnetic Laos and oh, what's happening?

He go over.

What about that?

No, no, no, no good Alan.

Ok.

Just listen, you have to be their mommies but not remind them of their mommy.

Any power you have must be masked under a giggle.

What happened?

One minute?

I was president and then the next I was cutting a Ken steak for him.

Welcome back, madam President.