Mind if I touch your wiener?

What?

Your dog.

Stop, Gary.

Court order for asset seizure.

So they're taking my car?

You went radio silent on me.

Is that what this is about?

Last night, I thought I miss that fucker.

Is that true?

That's my cousin.

Gary, I swear to God, he's my cousin.

He's my second cousin.

There's something seriously wrong with you.

I'm an Uber driver and I don't have a car.

I'm gonna lose my house.

You think I chose this?

look at this.

Need a car?

Date our 19-year-old son this summer.

And bring him out of his shell before college.

In exchange, we'll give you a Buick Regal.

"Date" is in quotes.

It's gotta be a joke, right?

No, have you seen these helicopter parents?

I'm surprised they're not gonna fuck him themselves.

We've just been so worried about our son.

He's going to Princeton in the fall.

Oh, I've heard of it.

We tried everything to bring him out of his shell.

He doesn't come out of his room, he doesn't have any friends, he doesn't talk to girls.

So when you say date him, do you mean date him or date him?

Yes.

Date him. Date him hard.

I'll date his brains out.

He volunteers at the animal shelter.

Hi.

Mind if I touch your wiener?

What?

Your dog.

How about I give you a ride home?

This isn't the way to my house.

It's a shortcut.

You're my hostage.

What you got down there? Something for me?

Why?

You tried kidnapping me!

You're 19. Grow up.

This kid is unfuckable.

Have a drink together.

He'll have a Long Island iced tea.

This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.

Dance party.

Just don't know what to do.

I just know my mom would've wanted me to save that house.

He really just nervous.

Why aren't you loosen them up?????

We can go skinny-dipping.

What about sharks?

None here.

Jellyfish?

Not in season.

It's really the lack of lifeguards.

Get the fuck in here right now!

I'm just a bit of a romantic.

He's actually really sweet.

The best part about getting older is not giving a fuck what people think.

I'm an adult now. I can make my own decisions.

That's good.

You wanna savor it. Savor it.

Come on, you're getting out of here. You don't belong here.

Stay away from her.

We should go.

Maddie, you can't outrun the cops.

I can't lose my license.