WE NEVER SEE THEM NOW THAT THEY HAVE A BABY GIRL.

>>I KNOW. WHO DO YOU THINK SHE'LL LOOK MORE LIKE?

MATT OR MAL?

>>YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S A HARD QUESTION.

MATT HAS MORE DOMINANT FEATURES, BUT MAL'S A MORE DOMINANT PERSON.

SO, IT'S A TOSS UP.

>>YEAH, GOOD POINT.

>>YOU KNOW WHAT? EITHER WAY THOUGH, I'M SURE SHE'LL BE GORGEOUS

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH A COUPLE THAT LOOKS

LIKE PRE-CHUBBY TOPANGA AND A SLIM JIM CAREY.

>>HI!

>>OH HI!

HELLO!

>>HI, I'M SO SORRY IT'S BEEN A WHILE.

THIS LITTLE ANGEL TAKES UP MOST OF OUR TIME.

>>YEAH, I'M GOING TO GO GET

THE REST OF THE FOOD.

>>OKAY MATT, I'LL COME WITH YOU.

>>ALL RIGHT.

>>OH! I WANT TO SEE THIS BABY GIRL.

>>OKAY! THIS IS SOPHIE.

>>OH! SUCH A PRECIOUS NAME FOR SUCH A PRECIOUS BUNDLE OF-

GOODNESS! OH!

OH YEAH.

OH.

OH WOW.

SHE- SHE IS EVEN MORE THAN

I COULD HAVE IMAGINED.

>>YEAH, SHE'S JUST AMAZING, ISN'T SHE?

>>YEAH.

NO, YEAH.

YEAH, YEAH NO,

SHE'S UM- OH SHE'S LIKE A

WORK OF ART YOU KNOW?

LIKE UH- A PICASSO OR-

UH, YOU KNOW, SOMEONE WHO MAKES GARGOYLES.

>>YEAH, I CAN'T DECIDE WHAT MY

FAVORITE THING ABOUT HER IS.

>>HER SENSE OF HUMOR?

>>SHE'S TOO YOUNG TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR WHITNEY.

>>YEAH, WELL SHE'S GOING TO NEED IT.

>>SYMPATHY WEIGHT IS A REAL THING.

>>I KNOW RIGHT?

GOT THE GRUB.

>>OH ACTUALLY, I LEFT SOPHIE'S

BOTTLE IN THE CAR.

COULD YOU GO AND GET IT?

>>I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS.

>>OH BROTHER.

CAN YOU HOLD HER TIL I GET BACK?

>>YES.

>>SO IS THIS HER?

>>NO, JASON, DON'T LOOK.

YOU HAVE TO PREPARE YOURSELF.

>>WHAT?

>>THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE UGLIEST BABY I'VE EVER SEEN.

HUMAN OR OTHERWISE.

>>WHITNEY, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT.

ALL BABIES ARE CUTE.

OH MY EYES!

OH, POKE THEM OUT!

>>I TOLD YOU!

>>OH, SWEET MONSTER CHILD!

IS THERE ANYTHING BEAUTIFUL LEFT IN THIS WORLD?

>>LOOK AT HER- LOOK AT HER ONE EYE AT A TIME.

I THINK THE LACK OF DEPTH PERCEPTION HELPS.

>>I'M AFRAID.

>>ONE AT A TIME HONEY!

>>OH, WHAT HAPPENED?

>>I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, IT'S LIKE MATT AND MAL PULLED

FROM THE UGLY SIDE OF THE GENE POOL.

THE PART OF THE POOL WHERE THE FILTER IS BROKEN AND RANDOM

SPOTS FEEL UNNATURALLY WARM.

>>IS THAT A HORN?

>>EITHER THAT OR A REALLY POINTY MOLE.

>>OH MAN, DO YOU THINK THEY KNOW?

>>THEY HAVE TO, RIGHT?

I MEAN, MAYBE THEY'RE IN DENIAL?

>>WELL, HOW DO YOU TELL SOMEONE

THAT THEIR BABY LOOKS LIKE RASPUTIN AND A PROBOSCIS

MONKEY BIRTHED A DRAGON?

>>I DON'T KNOW.

OH, WHAT IS SHE DOING? WHAT IS SHE DOING?

OH, SHE'S YAWNING. JASON, SHE'S YAWNING!

>>I SAW MY LIFE FLASH BEFORE MY EYES.

DO YOU THINK WE CAN MAYBE HIDE HER FACE INTO-

>>NO, JASON STOP IT!

OH, THEY'RE COMING BACK!

>>OH HEY- HEY, HEY!

HEY GUYS!

>>WAS SHE FUSSY AT ALL?

>>OH, HARD TO TELL YOU KNOW.

SHE'S GOT ONE OF THOSE FACES.

CAN'T TELL IF SHE'S UPSET OR HUMAN.

>>HERE COMES WHIT AND JASON!

HERE THEY COME!

WHOA!

[SCREAMS] >>OKAY.

>>WHOA!

[SCREAMS] >>SHE IS ONE SPIT UP AWAY

FROM BEING THE DINOSAUR ON JURASSIC PARK.

>>OH, SHE'S SO HAPPY.

SHE LIKES YOU GUYS.

>>YOU GUYS SHOULD BE HER BABYSITTERS.

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY] WE'LL SEE.

>>WELL WE COULD REALLY USE THE BREAK.

>>WE WOULDN'T WANT TO FORCE IT ON YOU.

>>NO.

>>OH, COME ON.

WHO COULD SAY NO TO THIS FACE?

>>OH YES!

YES!

OH, THESE PEOPLE ARE SERIOUSLY DELUSIONAL.

>>I KNOW.

[BABY CRYING] >>OH, LOOKS LIKE LITTLE

TIMMY'S WAKING UP.

OH.

>>HE'S SO CUTE WHEN HE CRIES.