- We just wanted to throw you a little party to show our appreciation for you, Monday.

- Take a load off, relax.

- This was your idea, huh, Saturday?

- Yeah, mine too.

- Yeah, so just relax.

- I'm the first day of the work week, okay?

I can't relax.

- Here we go.

- I don't wanna hear anything out of you, Thursday.

- I'm a workday just like you are, bro.

- Give me a break, Thursday, you're weekend light.

- Oh snap. - You're thirsty Thursday.

People go out on Thursday night and party because they know that Friday's a joke, no one gets any work done on Fridays.

- Can't argue with that.

- Don't call me thirsty Thursday, bro.

- Come at me, thirsty Thursday.

- I'll kick your butt.

- Whoa! - Thursday, relax, relax, relax.

- You know what, Monday? Everyone hates you.

- Guys, this was supposed to be fun, look, we got chips.

- I'm not stupid, okay, I know I'm the worst day of the week.

Everyone knows it.

- I wouldn't say you're the worst.

I mean there are things that people don't like about each of us.

- Like what?

- Well I mean people don't like me because they get the Sunday scaries.

- Oh don't get there.

- Uh and why do they get the Sunday scaries, Sunday?

- Well because the weekend's ending and, because, you know, they don't wanna go back to work the next day.

- And what day is that, Sunday?

- It's you.

- Look, we got beer, everybody.

- Tell me this, how many of you had your name become a synonym for depression?

Like oh you look sad, oh yeah, I got a case of the Mondays.

- That's why we're throwing this party for you, to cheer you up.

- Oh, we have a gift for you.

- A gift? Oh great, what is it?

A mug that says, "I hate Mondays" on it?

- Oh I have that mug actually.

- Here, it's from all of us.

- Okay.

Labor Day.

Thanksgiving in Canada.

Christmas and New Years when on a weekend?

Guys, what is this?

- They're holidays. For you.

- What?

- They're days off work, you deserve it, man.

- Guys, I uh, I don't know what to say, uh.

- What's this, guys?

- Oh, nothing much.

- Looks like a party to me.

So did you guys forget to invite me?

- It's just an informal thing.

- Or maybe you just didn't want me here.

- No, we really want you here.

- Oh boy, I need a beer.

- So what's the occasion?

- Um, well, you see, look Monday works so hard that we just thought it might be nice to show our appreciation for him.

- Oh right, Monday. Monday sure works hard, doesn't he?

Must be real tough for you, Monday, starting off the work week all refreshed and relaxed after the weekend.

I don't know how you do it.

- Oh, okay, well -

- 'Cause it's not like Wednesday, it's not like waking up in that mid-week haze

and you just think to yourself, "Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"

What's this, huh?

- Nothing, it's just -

- Oh this is real cute, you just giving him all the random holidays?

- Look, Wednesday -

- No, no, no, I get it.

Rather than give people a day off in the middle of the week when they need it, give 'em Monday off, give 'em a nice three-day weekend.

Hey, they can even take off Friday because Friday's useless.

- Okay.

- Have fun at your little party, Monday.

You deserve it.

- That dude is wacky.

- Should we throw a party to cheer up Wednesday too?

- No, he's the worst, fudge that guy.

- Fine by me.

- Yeah, fudge that guy.