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  • [gurgling]

  • [laughing]

  • Whoo! Yeah!

  • [laughing]

  • I thought you left your swimsuit at home.

  • No, I just didn't want to get it all wrinkled up.

  • Last one in is a rotten egg. [laughing]

  • Rotten eggs? [laughing]

  • [sizzling]

  • - Honey. - Huh?

  • You're not using that tan accelerator again, are you?

  • Oh, don't pretend you don't love it.

  • [sighing]

  • Whoa! [grunting]

  • [laughing]

  • Whoa! [grunting]

  • [grunting]

  • [grunting]

  • [grunting]

  • [laughing]

  • Uh-oh.

  • [gasping]

  • I'm serving it up, SpongeBob, ready or not!

  • Patrick, do you remember how to play this game?

  • Mm-mm.

  • Is this the one where the lowest score wins?

  • Nice job, SpongeBob. Your serve.

  • Here it comes.

  • [grunting]

  • Hey, I'm getting pretty good at this game.

  • [gasping]

  • He's about to beat the undefeated

  • Sandy Cheeks at her own game.

  • SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob!

  • SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob!

  • SpongeBob! SpongeBob!

  • SpongeBob!

  • [grunting]

  • Yay!

  • Everyone having a good time?

  • Yeah!

  • Well, you can all thank my dad for making this possible.

  • Thank you, Daddy.

  • Thank you, Daddy!

  • You're welcome, sweetie!

  • Oh, this is so expensive.

  • You're not allowed any closer, sir.

  • Mr. Krabs, I think I know what'll cheer you up.

  • [grunting]

  • A mug of ice cold root beer.

  • No, SpongeBob. That doesn't cheer me up at all.

  • [chuckles] Excuse me, man.

  • [whistling]

  • What a great day.

  • Hey, Sandy, look. I'm sandy.

  • [laughing]

  • Hey, Sandy, who am I?

  • [laughing]

  • [ringing]

  • Hello, SpongeBob, could you keep it down?

  • I'm trying to be boring.

  • [laughing]

  • SpongeBob. [laughing]

  • [doorbell ringing]

  • Did anyone order 20 pepperoni and sand pizzas?

  • [laughing]

  • [grunting]

  • Let's kick it up a notch. [grunting]

  • [grunting]

  • [screaming]

  • [panting]

  • [groaning]

  • Free ice cream!

  • [cheering]

  • Plenty for everybody. One for you. One for you.

  • Okay, everybody got one?

  • Mm. Yeah.

  • Aha! Now I gotcha.

  • Now, y'all have to wait one hour before you go swimming.

  • [ticking]

  • But just so you're not tempted.

  • [panting]

  • [indistinct chatter]

  • Ladies and gentlemen, the lagoon is closed.

  • We like Larry better.

  • Does Larry ever give you free ice cream?

  • Ice cream! Did someone say "ice cream"?

  • Where is it? Is it here?

  • Huh? Ice cream! Yay!

  • [laughing]

  • Cramp! [groaning]

  • [gasping, gurgling]

  • Holy cow, somebody's drowning!

  • Oh, no, that's not possible. The lagoon is closed.

  • Dude, get your butt in the water.

  • If there was anyone in there, we'd hear them.

  • Help! Help! [gurgling]

  • I can't swim! [gurgling]

  • Somebody would be screaming that they're drowning.

  • I'm drowning! I'm drowning! [gurgling]

  • He would've had to cross the line.

  • I'm drowning because I crossed the line!

  • Okay, I'll take a look, but just to prove to you that-

  • Patrick isn't drowning!

  • Can't swim. [gurgling]

  • Butt hurts! [gurgling]

  • Ice cream!

  • Hold on, Patrick! I'm coming!

  • Help! Help!

  • Don't move! Catch this!

  • [grunting]

  • Quit fooling around, man, get in the water.

  • Help! Help!

  • Oh, what am I gonna do?

  • Gotta think. Gotta think. Gotta run around and think.

  • Gotta run around and think at the same time.

  • Gotta think, gotta have a plan. Gotta think, think, think.

  • I've got it.

  • Patrick can't drown if there isn't any water!

  • Well, you're safe now, Patrick.

  • Help, I'm drowning! I've got butt cramps!

  • I want ice cream and now it's dark!

  • Help, help! Help me, I'm drowning! Help!

  • To us.

  • Whoa!

  • Sorry! Here's your hot dog.

  • Okay, Patrick, here I come! Come, come round, Pat.

  • Here I am. Pat! Pat, no!

  • Hold on. Pat! Pat! Stop! No, Pat! Stop! Stop!

  • [screaming]

  • Oh, sorry.

  • [gurgling]

  • Oh! Help! Save me! Can't swim!

  • Patrick, no!

  • [screaming] Help!

  • Help! Help, somebody!

  • Help! Help us! We're drowning!

  • [whistling] I wonder what's showing at the move theater

  • right about now.

  • Goodbye, Patrick!

  • Goodbye, ice cream!

  • Help! Can't swim!

  • Oh, no!

  • SpongeBob.

  • Yes, Larry?

  • You're not a life guard, are you?

  • No, Larry.

  • Let's go, guys.

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • Sorry!

  • [laughing]

  • [gasping]

  • [laughing]

  • [laughing]

  • Chum! Get your red hot chum here!

  • What's the deal? According to my algorithm,

  • beachgoers should be famished and looking for a treat.

  • A treat like chum. Hello?

  • It's perfectly edible, people.

  • Oh, come on, man. This is my livelihood.

  • [sighing] A beautiful day, beach side.

  • I couldn't think of a thing that could ruin this.

  • I could think of a few.

  • Hey, you're blocking my light.

  • [laughing]

  • [gasping]

  • [laughing]

  • SpongeBob.

  • [screaming]

  • Ah, sweet karma.

  • It can come from the most boneheaded of places.

  • [laughing]

  • Wait a second.

  • What are those bouncing blobs of goo?

  • [growling] I don't know, and I don't care.

  • [grunting]

  • [grunting]

  • [gasping]

  • [thudding]

  • Ow.

  • Hi, guys.

  • SpongeBob, is that you?