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  • [snoring]

  • Ooh, wah.

  • [sizzling]

  • [snoring]

  • Dah.

  • [sizzling]

  • Who's that?

  • [snoring]

  • Cha!

  • Wah.

  • [cracking]

  • Hmm. Something's missing.

  • [humming] Aha, June 15th.

  • Fine month for pickles.

  • Normally, I like working, but today is moving so slowly.

  • Oh. At this rate, I'm never going to see

  • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

  • We'll help you get through the day, SpongeBob.

  • And tonight we'll conquer evil.

  • Ah, you guys always make me feel better.

  • [laughing]

  • Hey, get your grilling gear! The crowds getting restless!

  • Yes, ma'am.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • They're going to love this.

  • [groaning]

  • Here, try a sample from the daytime menu.

  • Whoa!

  • [whistling Row Row Row Your Boat]

  • Phew.

  • [laughing] Dropped my spatula.

  • Uh, me too.

  • [popping]

  • [sizzling]

  • Ow!

  • Aha!

  • Sure is a nice day for a picnic.

  • Oh, Herb, it's like a second honeymoon.

  • Just look at Timmy and Sally throwing the old disk around.

  • Come on and throw it, sis.

  • I just want to say I'm going to be real sad

  • when you go off to college.

  • Oh, Sally, don't be such a goof.

  • You know I'll- I'll always be your big brother.

  • Is it starting to rain?

  • Nothing can spoil this perfect day.

  • What's the matter, big brother? Got something in your eye?

  • Yeah, that's it. That must be it.

  • Ha ha. Now who's the goof?

  • Just watch out, because here it comes.

  • Yay!

  • Oh, what now? Too much whee-ing. What is-

  • Pickle juice! My eye!

  • [screaming]

  • I smell something burning.

  • Yeah, probably my eye.

  • Oh, stop your drama, Squidward.

  • You missed a spot.

  • What in the name of Neptune's tail fin

  • is going on in here, boy?

  • I'm playing picnic with my wonderful little

  • food friends, Herb and Loretta.

  • These are their kids Timmy and Sally.

  • Mm-hmm.

  • Sounds to me like you're just wasting

  • me precious ingredients!

  • Sorry Squidward, it's just so funny.

  • You know what we say.

  • The only people who don't like a Krabby Patty

  • have never tasted one.

  • That's me. Never had one, never will.

  • - What? - What?

  • What? What did you say?

  • I've never had a Krabby Patty and never will.

  • I'm sorry, I don't--

  • I've never had a Krabby Patty.

  • Those words.

  • Is it possible to use them in a sentence

  • together like that?

  • I've never had a Krabby Patty! I've never had a Krabby Patty!

  • I've never had a Krabby Patty!

  • Never had a Krabby Patty?!

  • Well, you've got to have one right now!

  • No wonder you're always so miserable!

  • Here, try this.

  • One Monster Krabby Patty, please.

  • Hmph, no one's ordered the Monster Patty in ages.

  • SpongeBob, one Monster Krabby Patty.

  • [gasping]

  • Did you say a Monster Krabby Patty?!

  • Uh, One Monster Krabby Patty.

  • Huh?! Monster Krabby Patty?

  • Monster Krabby Patty?

  • Monster Krabby Patty?

  • Oh, dear Neptune.

  • Oh, boy.

  • We can do this.

  • At the count of three, we flip. Ready?

  • One, two, three.

  • Spat? [screaming]

  • [sobbing]

  • [sobbing]

  • [sobbing]

  • [sobbing]

  • [sobbing]

  • One Krabby Patty, extra onions.

  • One cryin' Johnny coming up!

  • First bun, then patty, followed by ketchup,

  • mustard, pickles, extra onions, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes,

  • and bun, in that order. One cryin' Johnny! Up!

  • [bell ringing] Whatever.

  • 12 Krabby Patties on wheat buns!

  • Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun...

  • One dozen cryin' cows on the farm! Up!

  • Thanks, Farmer Brown.

  • It's been a thrill serving you.

  • Can I get some extra salt?

  • We're all out.

  • Could you check?

  • No.

  • [toilet flushing]

  • Pickle slices were too thick.

  • Hold it. Hold it. Hold it.

  • [grunting]

  • Okay.

  • Yep, too much mustard. See?

  • [toilet flushing]

  • [panting]

  • [toilet flushing]

  • [toilet flushing]

  • [toilet flushing]

  • [toilet flushing]

  • [sobbing]

  • Ah, man.

  • Drum solo!

  • [drumming]

  • [drumming]

  • Hey, looks like you guys and gals are done.

  • In all my years of fried cookery,

  • I have never seen such a lovely group of patties.

  • Especially... you.

  • Such perfection from your little lettuce hair

  • to your rosy ketchup cheeks,

  • right down to your mustard smile.

  • May I call you... Patty?

  • SpongeBob! I need that order of six!

  • Here ya go, Squidward.

  • One and two and three and four.

  • Uh, five and six.

  • That's it, that's the whole order, Squidward.

  • There isn't a Krabby Patty behind my back or anything.

  • [laughing]

  • Uh, yeah.

  • Oh, Patty, a patty like you comes around

  • once in a lifetime. I can't let them eat you.

  • No, the job must come first.

  • I can't let emotions cloud my commitment

  • to the sacred fry cook oath:

  • "That which is fried, must be eaten."

  • [laughing]

  • Oh. Uh-huh.

  • Did someone order a spatula?

  • [babbling]

  • That's right. One hydrodynamic spatula

  • with port-and-starboard attachments,

  • and let's not forget the turbo drive!

  • Would you believe they only had one in stock?

  • To the kitchen!

  • Who's hungry?

  • Things that bother you Never bother me

  • ♪ I feel happy as pie, a-ha! ♪

  • Living in the sunlight Loving in the moonlight

  • Having a wonderful time

  • Haven't got a lot I don't need a lot

  • Coffee's only a dime

  • Living in the sunlight Loving in the moonlight

  • Having a wonderful time

  • Just take it from me

  • ♪ I'm just as free As any daughter

  • ♪ I do what I like Just when I like

  • And how I love it