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  • Oh, squid.

  • What do you want?

  • Spongebob?

  • Time for work, squid word.

  • Another day.

  • Another dollar.

  • Buy more like another nickel.

  • Good one Squid Word.

  • Another day.

  • Another nickel.

  • It's not that funny, but it's true.

  • I falls over nickel.

  • Here's your food.

  • It's not that funny.

  • Please make it stop.

  • Mhm.

  • What do you want her?

  • Woodward?

  • What would mr Crabb say?

  • It's the Krusty Krab.

  • Mr Swedberg were always polite to our valued customers.

  • Welcome to the Krusty Krab, May I please take your order?

  • Remember squid word.

  • Service with a smile.

  • Here, try one of mr crabs, vintage training devices.

  • May I please stay your order?

  • I'll take a crabby patty.

  • Hold the freaky smile.

  • What if reflector is cut off from sunlight?

  • He becomes weak, jumping jellyfish, mermaid man.

  • He's destroying the shield.

  • Quick barnacle boy.

  • Back to the sea cave.

  • Great mermaid man.

  • Spongebob!

  • Open up.

  • Hey, spud.

  • Word.

  • Yes.

  • Then you used to have one of those cucumber bicycles.

  • Oh, that was a recumbent bicycle and I sold it.

  • Why?

  • So I could get further away from you actually.

  • Hmm.

  • Okay, I'll see you later.

  • Miss Woodward bon Voyage.

  • What's up?

  • Can I help you officer?

  • No, but you can help yourself to this ticket ticket.

  • Let's see how long you keep those customers when you give them the cold shoulder?

  • What's taking so long, quit your lollygagging and get a move on order up.

  • Have you ever seen?

  • More lovely french tips, french tips, huh?

  • All right pal make with a relaxing foot massage, Pronto.

  • Oh sorry.

  • Your hour's up.

  • All right, you two out.

  • Don't even think about dragging your empty skulls around here for the rest of the day or tomorrow or next week squid.

  • Where does that include?

  • Does it does gee patrick, Do you think squid word was trying to tell us something I was.

  • You call yourselves good neighbors.

  • You're the worst neighbors.

  • You don't deserve to wear those prizes squid.

  • Mhm squid.

  • Oh, what the All right, let's get this over with.

  • Need some change.

  • There you are.

  • Thanks.

  • No, no.

  • Mr squid word.

  • Thank you.

  • Need some change.

  • You lose.

  • Need some change.

  • Know why?

  • Because I'm all out of money, wow.

  • I wish I had a bottle of that kelp grow stuff.

  • You go, spongebob.

  • Okay, thank you, Patrick.

  • You know my shoes feel kind of tight, Nice and roomy.

  • Do you want your grow juice back?

  • Oh no.

  • I only paid for it.

  • I wouldn't want to deprive you of it.

  • Okay, give me that.

  • But you said you didn't want it fine.

  • Why don't you to use it for your good deeds?

  • That's a good idea, squid word.

  • Yeah, I'll go first.

  • What did you do?

  • Quite an improvement, don't you think?

  • Oh yes, I agree completely.

  • Come on Patrick.

  • Let's do some good eating yay.

  • Hey, get back here and fix my nose.

  • High speed word.

  • Want to play now and leave me alone.

  • Okay, good word.

  • See you later.

  • The blank canvas.

  • Infinite possibilities.

  • All the colors of the known and unknown universe hiding on my palette.

  • The artist approaches, ready to create.

  • Hey, spread word wanna play?

  • Okay, squid word.

  • See you later.

  • Perhaps I can find solitude in the printed word.

  • What word wanna play?

  • Okay, see you later, perfection.

  • I hear you.

  • I hear you okay, good.

  • Because these two crabby patties are ready.

  • Spongebob.

  • Yes.

  • Can I ask you something?

  • Yes.

  • What's that?

  • What's what?

  • You know know what this what this thing here one thing where for spatula tie to your nose.

  • Well you see this got stuff up there so I stacked stuff and I climbed up to reach it.

  • I reached the ground that I got it.

  • But then I fell and I screamed.

  • I was sure I was dead, but then I wasn't.

  • But then I tripped and I got this splinter split.

  • Where were you listening at all?

  • I got this really bad splinter you see, and I couldn't hold the spatula with my hand so I used my nose.

  • Makes sense now.

  • Right?

  • Oh yeah, that makes perfect sense.

  • You're a halfwit who injured himself at work?

  • Being a nitwit.

  • Alright?

  • You too.

  • What is the meaning of this?

  • What is the meaning of this?

  • We're slide whistling.

  • Don't you mean playing the slide whistle, squid words slide whistling is more than just simply tooting on an instrument.

  • It's a way of life.

  • Let's show him patrick.

  • Hey, get out of here.

  • All right, you two morons.

  • Show yourselves.

  • You see, squid word, slide whistling.

  • Can add a little zest to the humdrum of everyday life.

  • I don't need zest.

  • I need you out of my lampshade justice.

  • Okay, that's enough.

  • You've had your fan.

  • Oh, squid word.

  • Spongebob.

  • Do you have to knock so loudly?

  • Sorry, neighbor.

  • Oh, that overgrown clam is giving me a headache.

  • I can't even take my afternoon beauty nap.

  • Today.

  • We're going to be talking about Why is it the camera on me?

  • No, I'm the one talking.

  • I'm right here today on squid word chat.

  • We'll be discussing the underappreciated arts.

  • Patrick.

  • Down here as I was saying, Today will be today.

  • No?

  • T Well, easy.

  • Easy.

  • Don't see.

  • Well, see now then, perhaps I could dance to some smooth jazz records or I could dabble in a little painting, yep.

  • I sure am looking forward to it.

  • No.

  • Now, Now, now.

  • Mhm.

  • Something squid word this way comes all right, you two?

  • I am trying to have a relaxing evening.

  • What in the world are you doing out here Trying to have a relaxing evening.

  • We're playing flashlight tag.

  • You're playing flashlight tag with an electric eel.

  • We're using the advanced rules.

  • Advanced rule.

  • That has got to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever.

  • Mm hmm.

  • Mm hmm.

  • What are you doing?

  • You have a loose thread So I want to pull it.

  • If I let you pull it.

  • Will you please let me read my book in peace.

  • Fine.

  • Get it up with.

  • Oh, I've never been this happy in my life.

  • My world.

  • Sorry, squid word.

  • But you couldn't get in even if you tried.

  • Huh?

  • Well, I'll have you know that I am a member of over 20 different exclusive clubs all across the sea bottom.

  • What did he say?

  • I don't know.

  • Something about his nose.

  • Squid word.

  • You on your nose will definitely not fit in.

  • What are you two zeros know about fitting in.

  • You should be begging me to join you.

  • Stop, You can't, you can't, you can't get well, this is stupid.

  • There's no room up here.

  • That's what we've been trying to tell you.

  • We've been stuck up here for three days.

  • We told you you wouldn't fit in a brand new television.

  • Easy.

  • Just when I thought they couldn't get any stupider.

  • Let me get this straight.

  • You two ordered a giant screen television just so you could play in the box.

  • Pretty smart.

  • Huh?

  • I thought it wouldn't work.

  • Yeah, That's quite a plan there.

  • Oh, but wait, there's something else I wanted to ask you to.

  • What was it?

  • Oh yeah, yeah.

  • Don't you two have any brains?

  • What now?

  • Stop.

  • What could you possibly be trying to do this time?

  • I'm not trying to do anything.

  • I'm just having a decent morning by running around and screaming like a banshee.

  • Oh, squid word.

  • A banshee screams like this.

  • There are two kinds of people.

  • There are people that are normal.

  • And then there's you.

  • Really?

  • Yes.

  • Really?

  • Maybe you should start acting a little more normal.

  • Not normal.

  • There will be a wing with my name on it.

  • In all the museums of the world.

  • Dude, you're teaching art at the rec center, calm down.

  • Uncultured trash urchin nine am.

  • Time to let the class in.

  • Well, I don't want to keep them waiting any longer.

  • Welcome to art class.

  • Oh, isn't this cooking?

  • Sorry, Hi squid word.

  • Are you taking this art class to spongebob in art class?

  • Wait, this is cooking.

  • Come back.

  • You gotta be kidding.

  • This is great.

  • You and me in school together.

  • So where's the teacher you're looking at him turns out Gary has a very sophisticated sense of design.

  • Really.

  • Well give him the guided tour.

  • Hey, wait up and up here.

  • You'll find my true masterworks hidden away from the eyes of the undeserving public.

  • The naive cephalopod style.

  • Not very sophisticated.

  • See here, hold on now, don't worry is good.

  • And I'm taking notes for you and twist and kick higher ladies.

  • I said higher, I'll show you high.

  • Mhm Auburn.

  • You play.

  • Are you kidding?

  • I've been playing bassinet for years.

  • Give me an a buddy.

  • UID word is my best friend in the world.

  • Edward is my best friend in the Yeah, likes Patrick more than spongebob.

  • Um I can fix this.

  • So I'll see you tomorrow, squid word Tommy.

  • If you want to hear what real music sounds like.

  • Then listen to this.

  • Hey, give it back.

  • I was just reaching my coda.

  • Yeah, well, your coda is affecting me quota.

  • The shrill piercing racket of your fish flute is frightening away me money fish flute.

  • Well, I don't know.

  • That's what they used to cost None of you.

  • Simpleton would recognize real musical talent if it came up and kicked you in the face.

  • Hey, that happened to Patrick wants to.

  • None of, you know, a great musician when you hear him.

Oh, squid.

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