Hey, I guessyoudon't want a newfamilytoysand a puppyforthislistwillbelookingatthemosthorrificdeedscommittedbyPeterGriffin's fatherinlaw, mildanimatedspoilersahead.
Whattimedoyouthinkcarterwenttoofar?
Letusknowinthecommentsnumber 10.
Unleashingtherancor.
Ohhoney, a furcoat.
Thankyou.
Wellit's notrealfur, it's actuallymadefrombaldeagleandit's weathertreatedwith a mixtureofwhaleskinoilandChildren's tears.
HowcartoonishlyeviliscarterPewterschmidt, hekeepstherancorbeastonhispropertylike a StarWarsvillainandfeedsitunwantedvisitorswhoaresentthrough a trapdoor.
Afterbattlingtherancor, weseecartertrytogetridof a lawyerinthiswayinordertoavoid a devastatinglawsuit, butfortunatelyforthelawyer, he's abletoslaythebeastwithhisJediskills.
Didn't realizeGreenbergwas a Jediname, judgingbytheskeletalremainsfoundontheflooroftheRankerslayer.
Oneofthefewpeoplewhoaren't happywiththismoveiscarterwhoseprofitsarehurtbythedecision, I hadtosellmyBanglesrecords, I wasstillworkingonmemorizingallthewords.
Mybackishurtingfromthechair.
I'm sittingon.
Where's theTylenol?
If I laydownflatonthefloor, itusuallykindoffixesittoreinstate a band.
He's repressingyourjewishidentity, insteadofofferingsupporttohelploisprocessthispartofheridentity, cartertauntshiswifeanddaughterwithaninsultingstereotypebyusingmoneyas a baitin a trap.
Salmon.
There's salmonoverhere.
Isthatreallysalmonoverthere?
No, youwalkoverthereandhesquidsyouwith a squirtgun.
Numbersix, knockingmegunconscious.
Whatyougotthere?
Allthis, It's a gun.
Ohyeah, yeah, I'm goingtokillyoudaddy.
Whatareyoudoing?
Yourfatbastardhusbandruinedme.
I lostmyhome, mymoneyandperhapsjustasserious, mywifeleftmecomingupwithwaystoraisemoneyinordertorebuildhisfatherinlaw's fortunes.
Peterdecidestosellpottomegasifsellingdrugsto a teenagerdoesn't seemunethicalenough, cartercomesfrombehindandknocksmegoutcoldtorobberofthenewlyboughtcannabis.
I'lltellyouonething, I stillregretnotgoingtomyjuniordance, bringingup a highschoolmemory.
Loisoffhandedlymentions a juniorpromthatwentawrybecauseshewaskidnappedbydangerouscriminals.
A flashbackthencutstoLoisdesperatelypleadingforherfathertopay a ransom, onlytobecoldlyrejectedbycarterbecausenegotiatingwithkidnappersisn't somethinghebelievesindaddy.
Ifyoudon't dowhattheysay, they'llkillme.
Sorrypumpkin.
Youknow, wedon't negotiatewithkidnappers.
Familypolicy.
Daddy.
No, pleaseplease.
Thiswasclearly a traumaticexperienceforLois, madeevenmorepainfulbyherfather's layingoutthathersafetywasnotoneofhistoppriorities.
Buthe's proventimeandtimeagainthathedoesn't careaboutherhappinessorwellbeingcarteronlywantedpeteroutofLewis's lifesothathewouldn't beconstantlyannoyedbyanimbecileof a soninlaw, evenifsuch a marriagewouldmakehisdaughterhappy.
Numberthree.
Havinghissoncommitted.
Hello, pumpkin.
Hello!
Daddy!
Did I missyourpianorecital?
No, daddy!
I'm inmyfortiesnow.
GoodGod!
Afterwitnessing a traumaticeventfromhischildhoodinvolvinghismomandJackieGleason.
Patrick, PeterSchmittwassentto a mentalasylumInsteadofshowingsupportforhisson, carterneverbotheredtovisitPatrickattheasylumandhadhisexistencekept a secretfromhistoosis!
Do I have a brother?
UhNo, no, no, no, no.
Don't besillybecause I foundthispicture.
UhDick!
ThankGodyou'rehere!
Talktoher.
Sure.
Patrickturnsouttobeincrediblydangerous.
Butwehave a toughtimethinkingcarter's decisionmakingbenefitedanyonebuthimself.
I'lltellyouwhybecausethere's farmoremoneytobemadeintreating a diseasethanincuringit.
Whycuresomeoneofcancerin a day?
Ifwecantreatthemfor a lifetimeandbillthemeverystepalongthewaythislisthasprovidedexamplesofcarter's loveofmoneyholdingbackprogresshurtingclosefamilymembersandendangeringsocietywithtoxicpollution.
However, thisselfishmotiveison a diabolicalscalethatdwarfseveryotherterriblethinghe's everdone.
Sowhat?
So I foundthecureforcanceranddidn't announceit.
Bigdeal.
I alsotook a dumptodayanddidn't issue a pressrelease.
Ohthat's interestingbecause I didgoodforPeter.
It's abouttime.
Themediacoveredsomethingpositive.
He's willingtoletmillionsofpeopledieof a horriblediseasesowecanmake a fewextrabucks, we'reallsittinghereinfrontofthetvawaitingthebigannouncement.