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  • la la la la la la la la la singing a song, la la la la la la la la la la, thanks a lot.

  • I'm getting real sick and tired of being dragged all over the place.

  • Whoa, you're the biggest orange I've ever seen.

  • What?

  • I'm not an orange.

  • You must be my big brother.

  • I'm not your brother.

  • Yeah, you are.

  • I'm orange, You're orange.

  • We're both oranges.

  • I'm not an orange.

  • I'm a pumpkin pumpkin.

  • Don't you mean plump kin?

  • You're huge.

  • Ah, ha ha ha.

  • That's real funny.

  • Hey, plump kin, it's pumpkin.

  • Hey, hey, pumpkin, What?

  • How did you get so plump?

  • Hey, pumpkin, wanna see a trick?

  • Not really.

  • Uh that's not even a trick.

  • Hey, pumpkin, It's pumpkin.

  • Hey, pumpkin.

  • What can you touch your eyeball with your tongue?

  • No, you haven't even tried it yet.

  • Try it.

  • I don't want to try it almost.

  • Would you stop that?

  • I almost got it.

  • Orange, knock it off.

  • You're not trying.

  • Oh my God, stop it.

  • What?

  • You know, I'm a pretty relaxed guy most of the time And it takes a lot to get me riled.

  • But you, you are driving me crazy and I've only been here.

  • What a minute.

  • You don't shut up and it's pumpkin, pumpkin, not orange, not pumpkin and I'm not your brother.

  • What?

  • What is it?

  • Why are you mumbling and making that face knife.

  • Somebody should take that guy's knife away my head.

  • Oh no, he's tearing your insides out.

  • Hey, hey, pumpkin.

  • Hey, plump kin.

  • Hey, hey, plump kin, somebody carved a face on your butt.

  • Oh, hey, who turned out the lights?

  • I'm bored.

  • Whoa, whoa, Where am I?

  • Hey, Apple.

  • Your back.

  • What?

  • Hey, Apple.

  • Where you been?

  • Are you talking to me?

  • Hey, apple.

  • I'm not an apple.

  • Hey, Hey, apple.

  • Hey, I'm not an apple.

  • Yeah, you are.

  • You're red so you're an apple.

  • No, no, no, no, no, no.

  • You see I'm a tomato.

  • A tomato.

  • You look like an apple.

  • No, no, no.

  • I'm a fruit like an apple, but I'm not an apple.

  • What?

  • No, you're not.

  • You're a vegetable.

  • Well, that's a common misconception, but a tomato like myself.

  • Hey, I'm, hey, apple, can you spit seeds?

  • What?

  • Like this?

  • Oh, what the heck is wrong with you?

  • I'm an orange.

  • Don't ever do that to a tomato.

  • Don't you know how easily I bruise?

  • You're a tomato.

  • It's tomato, tomato, tomato, tomato.

  • It's not hard.

  • Yeah, you're a vegetable.

  • Fruit.

  • I'm a fruit.

  • You can't be a fruit and a vegetable.

  • I know I'm not, I'm a fruit.

  • Tomatoes are fruits.

  • No, you're not.

  • You're a vegetable.

  • Like a pumpkin, pumpkins are fruits too.

  • You moron.

  • Yeah.

  • And elephants are microwaves.

  • Yeah, I hate oranges.

  • You're an apple.

  • I'm a tomato.

  • Apple tomato.

  • Apple tomato, Apple, tomato blender, huh.

  • Oh, whoa.

  • Hey buddy, don't know.

  • Don't press the button.

  • Okay, Okay, wow.

  • Your juicy.

  • If you were a fruit, you'd be in a real jam.

  • Oh, hey, tomato.

  • Good to see you.

  • I was hoping we could catch up.

  • Get it catch up.

  • Why aren't you laughing?

  • It's kinda lonely in here all by myself.

  • Hey, what's that?

  • Wow, that was fun.

  • Hey, you're an orange.

  • Hey, you're an orange.

  • I'm an orange.

  • I'm an orange.

  • That's what I said.

  • That's what I said.

  • Hey, hey orange, you wanna hear a joke?

  • Okay.

  • Why did the chicken cross the, Hey, Hey, orange, what?

  • Why'd the orange go blind, huh?

  • Cause he was low on vitamin C.

  • He, hey, I was telling jokes, Get it vitamin C.

  • Hey, hey, orange, what'd the orange say before he went to work back to the rind.

  • Hey, that's my joke.

  • Hey, hey, Orange, how many oranges does it take to screw in a light bulb?

  • What was that?

  • I was in the middle of telling a joke and then there was a little pump in that one.

  • What's wrong with you?

  • I think I'm a little ripe.

  • Yeah, Well I think you can't do this.

  • Oh, anybody can do that.

  • Watch, I told you I'm ripe.

  • You're annoying.

  • No, I'm not.

  • I'm an orange.

  • Hey, Hey, orange, why did the orange fall out of the tree?

  • Because you're stupid because he went out on a limb.

  • I'm so funny.

  • I tell the best jokes in the world.

  • Hey, Orange.

  • What?

  • What is it?

  • Orange knife, huh?

  • Hey, orange way to go.

  • You've got lots of guts, get it, got it.

  • Ah, that's a lot better.

  • Peace and quiet.

  • Hey, what are you doing?

  • Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

  • Hey, watch out.

  • Whoa.

  • No.

  • Hey, another orange.

  • Hey, it's another orange.

  • Orange Orange.

  • Hey, who cut the cheese?

  • You say that one more time and I swear I'm gonna hurt you.

  • You know what they say?

  • Two's company cheese.

  • A crowd.

  • Shut it.

  • Hey, hey, what do you call cheese?

  • That isn't yours?

  • Look, I'm not playing your game.

  • Okay.

  • Nacho cheese?

  • Who told you puns are funny cause they're not.

  • Oh, my head hurts.

  • Good.

  • Yeah, I just don't feel very Gouda.

  • Get it.

  • Gouda.

  • I hate you and I hate your stupid puns.

  • How about a little bit more cheese with your wine.

  • That's it.

  • I'm not listening to anymore puns.

  • Hey, cheese.

  • No, Hey, No.

  • Hey cheese?

  • Not listening.

  • Oh, it's time to sing.

  • Okay, La la, la, la, la, la, la, la la.

  • Stop.

  • Stop.

  • That was fun.

  • Let's do it again.

  • No, let's not do it again.

  • Ever, jeez.

  • Don't get angry.

  • You're turning into a monster.

  • I can't take it.

  • Someone in this right now.

  • I can't take anymore stupid puns.

  • Yes, I am so out of here.

  • Oh, where are you going cheese?

  • Yes.

  • Thank you And my misery?

  • No more puns.

  • No more.

  • That looks really degrading.

  • I regret.

  • Nothing.

  • Nothing.

  • Hey cheese.

  • Hey cheese, Are you feeling any chatter?

la la la la la la la la la singing a song, la la la la la la la la la la, thanks a lot.

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