[meowing]

[snoring]

What in Poseidon's beard?!

Oh. Morning, Mr. Krabs.

It's not a good morning.

First, you're late for days

and now you destroyed me kitchen.

[chuckles]

All right. Can't wait for this.

Huzzah!

Don't huzzah just yet, boys.

what's on the menu tonight, heh?

Slop.

[laughing]

Oh, slop, eh? Good one.

Why don't you put some of that delicious slop

right here on my-

Oh. I bet it's one of those things

that looks bad, but it tastes really...

Bad.

Sorry boys.

Captain's orders.

[vomiting]

Oh, guard! Are you coming back?

[groaning]

Hello. You must be Hedvig.

Hedvig? Oh. Oh, yeah, that's me, Hedvig.

I have heard so much

about your kerglooginpfiefer mit schlusinberry klabber sauz!

Can't wait to try it.

One... [clearing voice]

One second!

Tonight's zupper is to go, so please, to go!

Well aren't your twelve little German children gonna sing

- for me while I eat? - I don't have children!

I mean- I mean, yeah, yeah, outside please!

I love outdoor concerts.

He's, uh, really going to pieces over this nose job.

[laughing, cheering]

Well- [chuckles]

Thank you. Let's try again, shall we?

[whistling]

Order up.

Oh, I hope I can make it fancy enough.

[grunting]

How's this?

[groaning]

Oops. Can't forget the salad dressing.

[groaning]

Mm, it looks wonderful.

Huh, it kinda does, doesn't it?

Hey, not bad.

[belching]

But it's not good enough for my Puffikins.

[chuckles]

Eugene, how gallant.

I'll just go check on our last course.

[rumbling]

Oh, my.

What in the name of all that's greasy

are you doing in here?!

Salads ain't supposed to have bubbles.

Squidward, you're supposed been watching him.

Don't ruin this dinner for me.

Just what did you put on that salad?

Oh, good grief, this is a dish soap.

I thought those salads had a fresh lemony scent.

Go back to cooking, you numbskull!

[groaning]

[chuckles]

Oh.

[sighing]

Huh?

Not fancy enough for you. [chuckles]

It looks beautiful.

Uh-oh.

Still not fancy enough for ya.

Still not fancy enough for me fancy lady.

[chuckles]

It doesn't have to be perfect! Just give me some food!

Yeah, okay. I'll just go check on the main course then.

Oh. Huh?

Looks like we're out of ice cream.

Guess I'll have to use something else.

Ketchup.

[grunting]

Hmm, bananas, cherries. Boring.

Ah, here we go, onions. Ready, Gary.

Meow.

[fiddle playing]

[sniffling]

[sobbing]

Just one more thing.

Pea... nuts.

Gary, our peanuts jar is totally empty.

[belching]

Hmm.

Wait. I know one other place we can find peanuts.

Good thing I still have these peanut plants growing

in the windowsill.

[buzzing]

A little texture never hurt. There we go.

This sundae's going to taste great.

Aren't you going to help me, Gary?

Gary?

Oh, well, more for me.

Ahh. Mm.

You know what they say, Gary,

"I'm easy like Sunday morning."

Order up, Squidward.

Alright.

[buzzing]

Uh, SpongeBob, can I get one with less... fog?

Sorry, Squidward, Mr. Krabs' orders.

Whatever.

Here you are, sir, one Krabby Patty.

[sniffing]

[screaming]

You two had better come up with something tasty

or you're both double fired!

So, we're fired from being fired?

Does that mean we're hired?

Yes!

Arr! Then you're triple fired!

No.

Just make something edible. [groaning]

[sniffing] Hey, that actually smells tasty.

Hooray!

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[gasping]

Food fight!

Whoa!

[screaming]

SpongeBob?!

Ooh, ooh, hot, hot, hot, hot!

[groaning]

[sighing]

Phew. Huh?

[groaning]

[groaning]

[chuckles] Just let me check the quality, my dear.

Let go of my grub, bub!

You gonna hand it over or not? Don't you backsass me!

He's just a hat check guy, nothing essential.

What happened?! What is it?!

Peas, made 'em the old fashioned way.

Mr. Krabs, you got to take 'em out of the-

Holy fish paste, what is that?!

That's the appetizer.

But I thought you said you were the head chef on the SS Gourmet?

Did I say that?

No. I cleaned the bathrooms on the Gourmet.

I was the head chef on the SS Diarrhea.

What's cooking there, Patty?

Oh, are you kidding? I love crepes.

Oh, Patty, when we're together,

I feel like we're in our own little world,

like, like nothing can hurt us.

Fire! Fire, fire!

Meow.

[panting]

It's okay, Patty, the fire's gone.

You're safe now.

Hey, Squidward, we blew a fuse.

I'm going to blow a fuse if you don't get that order up.

It works.

I can see everything SpongeBob sees.

Hey, can somebody hit the lights?

SpongeBob, where's the Krabby Patty for order 17?

Oh, Squidward, is that you?

It's so dark in here I can't see a thing.

Can you just get the Krabby Patty?

Sure things, Squidward.

One Krabby Patty coming up!

He's going to make a Krabby Patty

right in front of me.

Oh, now, where are those patties?

Oh. No. Nuh-uh. No.

Ah, there you are, Patty, add one fluffy bun like so

and a squirt of special sauce.

[chuckles] Special sauce.

Wait, soap is the special sauce?

And you grab yourself some lettuce.

And viola, one perfect Krabby Patty.

I only wish I could see how beautiful it looks.

Number 17, your patty is ready.

Whoa. Watch your step, Squidward.

It is pitch black out here.

Don't know, don't want to.

Order number 17. Order number 17.

Order 17.

No. Mmm. No.

Order 17.

Order 17. Your Krabby Patty, ma'am.

That's it. I'm trying something else.

Where are those ear drums?

Hey, the lights are back on.

[screaming]

There, enough for everyone.

Excellent, SpongeBob.

[laughing]

Okay, let's go.

Hmm.

Aged Krabby Patties here!

Get your artisanal aged Krabby Patties here!

Did I mention they were free?

[groaning]

Good to see ya, Patrick.

Do you see Cuddly Hugs?

[groaning]

[gasping] Yes.

Oh, he's glorious.

Well, if you must know--

There's nothing wrong with Chum Bucket Fair.

Why look, here's a fresh batch of a delicious new chum sauce.

It's called "Spicy Chum Surprise".

Uh.

Delectable.

You wanna Krabby Patty, eh?

Well, I'll give ya a Krabby Patty.

[laughing]

[laughing]

Okay, let's go rescue Squidward.

[laughing]

[mumbling]

Heh heh heh.

Surprised, Krabs?

None at all, Sheldon.

I knew you were up to something.

Oh, yeah? How about now?

Surprise!

[shrieking]

Oh, come, Krabs.

It's the anniversary of the first time

I tried to steal your Krabby Patty formula.

So, we threw you a surprise party.

You mean you weren't working for Plankton?

Of course not, Mr. Krabs.

Oh, I shouldn't have suspected ya, SpongeBob

Phew. Won't need these anymore. [chuckles]

Oh, boy, Krabby Patties.

Yeehaw!

Yippee. [unintelligible] over here.

[gasping]

No! Don't eat the patties!

[screaming]

Huh?

Phew.

Ah, tartar sauce.

[groaning]

[screaming]

Aw. Ooh.

[screaming]

Yay.