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  • happy holidays you fruitcakes?

  • Welcome to the juice, the show whose christmas decorations are straight fire.

  • Yeah.

  • Hey, I'm trying to talk here, keep it down.

  • Would you?

  • We have a festive prompt to match the decor to today.

  • Jackie wants to know, what are you asking santa for this year?

  • I was hoping for a question like that.

  • Okay.

  • I want to know your thoughts, Let them flow, let them flow, let them flow.

  • What's the juice boring?

  • Yeah, it is marshy.

  • Come on.

  • Did anybody ask for, you know, actual things?

  • As a matter of fact I did.

  • I asked for annoying orange slushies.

  • Never has the kitchen group been so squeezable, adorable or affordable.

  • That's right.

  • This holiday season, the whole game can be yours for a price.

  • That's anything but annoying.

  • So roll on over to annoying orange dot com for some holiday gift ideas that won't cost you an arm and a leg because they don't have arms or legs.

  • Um, okay.

  • Does anyone else want to go?

  • Oh my God, I can actually feel the audience retention dropping right now.

  • Anyone besides Marcy, I'll go, oh man, I asked santa for so many things this year.

  • A Nintendo switch, a new backpack, a squish mellow.

  • A squish mellow.

  • I was recently mistaken for a squish mellow and he got squished, wow, nice going little apple.

  • What did I do?

  • I just ask for toys like a lego set in hot wheels.

  • Now you've done it.

  • Done what exactly?

  • My third cousin plus marshmallows are shaped like wheels.

  • Let's move along to passion possum actually, I already got my gift from santa this year, wow.

  • Really, yep.

  • So I went ahead and hung it.

  • Why?

  • Why are you doing that with your eyes?

  • Um are you okay?

  • Orange?

  • That's mistletoe.

  • Whoa, I can't believe I missed that.

  • But you know what, I'll be sure not to miss these deals on the complete set of annoying orange slushies.

  • So realistic.

  • You'll think your favorite anthropomorphic produces living in your kitchen as soft as they are collectible.

  • These orange.

  • Yeah, you seem to have disappeared in some kind of advertisement again.

  • Whoa, thanks.

  • I'll take that under advisement, get it add.

  • Well no one's gonna ask me, I'll go ahead and just say this christmas I asked for coal, coal, coal coal, what did I just say bro?

  • See here's the thing, I got coal for christmas last year, year before that coal before that a paperweight.

  • Oh that's actually kind of nice.

  • The paperweight was made of cold passion.

  • I can see the writing on the wall.

  • I have been a bad boy this year.

  • I can't help it.

  • I'm just a bad boy at heart, you know what I mean?

  • So this year I'm gonna trick santa claus with reverse psychology.

  • You think reverse psychology will actually work?

  • Yeah, yeah, you're probably right.

  • No way it'll actually work.

  • Hey, not so fast.

  • I bet it'll work just fine.

  • It oh my gosh you just use reverse psychology on me.

  • That's right.

  • So now that santa thinks I actually want coal for christmas, maybe you'll bring me what I actually want, which is a girlfriend on behalf of ladies everywhere.

  • This is your chance.

  • Passion just shot grapefruit down.

  • She's smiling at you and she's still underneath the mistletoe.

  • Do you understand what this means?

  • I actually do.

  • It means passions in danger.

  • Passion look out.

  • Huh?

  • Lawrence you saved me.

  • Yeah, yeah, I guess I did and don't look now, but we're underneath another missile toe.

  • So are we supposed to kiss now or no, I mean it mistletoe.

happy holidays you fruitcakes?

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Annoying Orange - The Juice #24: Santa's Gifts!

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    林宜悉 posted on 2022/10/18
Video vocabulary

Keywords

adorable

US /əˈdɔrəbəl,əˈdor-/

UK /əˈdɔ:rəbl/

  • adjective
  • Lovable or appealing, e.g. like a cute child
matter

US /ˈmætɚ/

UK /'mætə(r)/

  • verb
  • To be of great importance; to count
  • noun
  • Material all things are made of that fills space
  • Problem or reason for concern
straight

US /stret/

UK /streɪt/

  • adjective
  • honest and direct
  • Continuous; uninterrupted.
  • Not having curves, bends, or angles
  • Heterosexual.
  • Honest; frank; straightforward.
  • In proper order; correctly arranged.
  • Not gay; heterosexual
  • Without bends or curves; proceeding in the same direction without deviation.
  • adverb
  • in a line; immediately; honestly and directly
  • In a straight line; directly.
  • Immediately; at once.
  • noun
  • A heterosexual person.
  • other
  • To make or become straight.
trick

US /trɪk/

UK /trɪk/

  • verb
  • To fool someone in order to obtain a result
  • To playfully tease or fool to make someone laugh
  • noun
  • Act of trying to fool someone
  • Quick or skillful way of doing something
  • Something done to make someone laugh
  • adjective
  • Not reliable; likely to deceive you
audience

US /ˈɔdiəns/

UK /ˈɔ:diəns/

  • noun
  • Group of people attending a play, movie etc.
psychology

US /saɪˈkɑlədʒi/

UK /saɪ'kɒlədʒɪ/

  • other
  • The scientific study of the human mind and its functions, especially those affecting behavior in a given context.
  • The mental or behavioral characteristics of an individual or group.
  • The mental characteristics or attitude of a person or group.
  • The scientific study of the human mind and its functions, especially those affecting behaviour in a given context.
  • The scientific study of the human mind and its functions, especially those affecting behavior in a given context.
  • noun
  • The study of the mind and how it affects behavior
  • The mental characteristics or attitude of a person or group.
  • Way in which a person or group thinks and behaves
annoying

US /əˈnɔɪɪŋ/

UK /əˈnɔɪɪŋ/

  • adjective
  • A little angry; upset
  • verb
  • To make someone angry
suppose

US /səˈpoʊz/

UK /sə'pəʊz/

  • conjunction
  • What if
  • verb
  • To imagine or guess what might happen
bet

US /bet/

UK /bet/

  • noun
  • Act of gambling money on the result of a race etc.
  • An agreement to risk money on the result of an event or a competition
  • verb
  • To gamble money to win more money, e.g. on horses
  • Used to express certainty or confidence
reverse

US /rɪˈvɚs/

UK /rɪ'vɜ:s/

  • noun
  • Setting that makes the vehicle go backward
  • Instance of a significant change, for the worse
  • In a backwards order
  • Back part or side of something
  • verb
  • To drive a vehicle backward
  • To change to an opposite state, way or condition
  • To change back to a previous or normal condition
  • To change something to its opposite

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