Hey, don't respond to my clever insult with an equally clever retort.

Okay, okay, let's calm down.

Everyone here will get a chance to answer the question, even grapefruits ego, so fill us in and fill her up gang because I wanna know what's the joke.

Okay, well if I'm being real, the toughest situation I've had to deal with recently is my voice change.

Dr.

Menezes still working on recreating his voice modulator ray.

But in the meantime, fans have been leaving a lot of comments under our Youtube videos and it's kind of stressing me out.

No, no, not at all the complete opposite.

Actually, this is stuff like grapefruit, Your voice is so awesome, grapefruit, you're so handsome grapefruit.

I want to be exactly like you when I grow up, you know the usual stuff.

What dude, how is that a tough situation?

Because it's like, I want to say thank you, you know, but I also don't want to leave people on, like I know they want to be like me, but no matter how hard they try in life, no matter how impossible it seems, they're never actually gonna be quite so amazingly awesome as I am, you know?

So yeah, it's, it's a really hard situation.

Great food.

Can you show me some of these comments?

No, why not?

Because?

No, that's fine.

I'll pull them up myself.

Oh dear.

Yeah, I'm reading through these comments, great food and pretty much everyone is saying the exact opposite of what time to move on.

Who's next?

I'm awesome in the story.

Next person's turn marshy.

What's the worst situation you've ever been in?

I wanted, but unfortunately I only had enough money.

Well that is pretty tough.

So what you do.

Yeah, marshy that Yeah.

Sounds like a pretty tough situation.

Alright.

The worst situation I've ever been in is definitely the time I was caught between the rock and a hard place.

Um, dude, I think you mean a rock and a hard place.

No, it was definitely between the rock and a hard place.

See, I wouldn't mind being caught between the rock and a hard place.

Yes sir.

I could smell what the rock was cooking and it was about to be me.

Wait, hold on.

Women actually into that kind of thing.

You mean a ripped muscular physique?

Yes, grapefruit?

Many women are into that kind of thing.

Note to self get a ripped muscular physique.

So the worst situation I've ever encountered is the classic trolley dilemma.

They want to know about situations you've actually encountered.

You can't answer with an imaginary thought experiment, why not?

You answered with a bunch of imaginary youtube comments about people liking your new voice.

They're not imaginary and I'd show them to you if my phone was working.

See it's totally not working.

How can I help you?

Anyway?

The trolley dilemma goes like this.

There's a runaway trolley approaching a fork in the track.

If nothing is done, it will take the right fork and kill five people.

However you are the switch man operating a lever that can send the trolley to the left or switch girl.

There are switch girls too.

I'll have you know, okay, you're the switch person point is if you pull the lever and send the trolley to the left, it will only kill the one person.

So you can either do something that will kill one person or you can do nothing and five people will die.

What do you do?

Easy.

Just run and grab the one person real quick and place them over with the five others.

Boom.

All six people get killed.

Problem solved.

Great boots.

The idea is to save their lives.

What?

Oh snap Did I just out it was a psychopath again.

Yeah, dang it.

This always happens.

Ask me again.

I want to revise my answer.

Okay, grapefruit.

What would you do?

I would do what a regular non psychopath would do obviously.

Which is what?

Exactly.

Um Hi can I please trade seats with someone like yesterday.

Why don't you trade with little Apple?

He was supposed to be sitting there anyway and I'd much rather have him here and you absent.

Yeah, where is Little Apple?

He's probably just running a little late.

Well actually a little Apple's absence has to do with my worst situation ever.

See earlier today I was at work when I got a call from Little Apple saying he was feeling too sick to do the show today.

Classic little Apple feeling under the weather.

So I found myself in a terrible position.

Should I help my friend come on today's show and become super famous from lobby, clever retorts of this psychopath over here or should I stay at work and do my job which is actually pretty important.

That is a tough situation out of curiosity.

Where do you work Limburger?

I'm a railroad switch girl.

What you mean?

You pull the lever that steers trolley cars down one track or another just like it pairs.

Thought experiment.

Yeah, they hired me because I can do it while standing really far away from everyone anyway after thinking long and hard about it, I decided to come here instead of pulling the lever and we're so glad you did.

Well assuming you didn't put five people's lives in danger.