Fruity toots.

It's orange and cis.

And today we're testing viral food hacks?

Look at us finishing each other's, mm.

Oh well I thought we were doing that thing where we finish each other's sentences.

What?

No I wasn't doing that.

Well then why did you yell out?

Food hacks?

Because, wow.

All right let's do it to it.

What food hack are we testing first sis?

Okay.

So according to the internet the easiest way to cut a watermelon into pieces isn't with the knife but with dental floss, wow.

Is there any tooth to that rumor?

Perhaps I can help?

Hey watermelon.

Is it true about the dental floss stuff?

Why don't you tell me my eyes?

Nice indeed.

I just spent the entire morning brushing and flossing my teeth.

You have a dentist appointment today don't you?

Of course.

Why else would anyone floss anyway?

As you can clearly see the floss.

Didn't harm this watermelon in anyway.

Huh?

Well I guess this hack is all bark and no bite.

Happy to put the rumors to rest now if you'll excuse me?

I have to get to my appointment before.

What, wow!

I definitely wasn't braced for that.

Yeah.

What a tragic floss of life.

Don't worry.

We'll commemorate him with a plaque.

Okay.

Our next viral hack apparently helps get rid of dark circles under your eyes.

How are we going to test that?

I don't have dark circles under my eyes.

Neither do I.

Perhaps I can help, wow it's our next door neighbor.

Mr Turkey, you look exhausted.

Mr Turkey.

It's because of the tryptophan isn't it?

No it's because I live next door to you, morons all day everyday noises coming through the walls.

It's nonstop kazoo and TNT explosions and laughing and burps and farts and everything else.

And whatever you call that thing you do with your mouths, motor boating.

The other thing, the other other thing you mean randomly screaming hilarious sounding german words at the top of our lungs even though we have no clue what they mean.

That's the one I had no idea.

We were keeping you awake.

Mr Turkey.

I I don't even know what to say.

I do.

Stupid tiger.

They're like earn, stop dark and trap, stop it, stop it!

Right now.

You said there was a way to get rid of dark circles under my eyes.

Obviously that's something I could use right about now.

So just tell me how to do it.

Oh well apparently all you need to do is apply tomato and toothpaste.

Fantastic.

We have both of those right here.

Oh dear.

Yeah we cannot help you.

Yeah you can't.

We have never seen the dark circles under his eyes such as this.

You are.

How do you say hopeless case.

Alvey to sign.

Well do either of you.

Two jerks have anything to say for yourself.

Mr Turkey.

I'll admit it, sis and I have been a real gherkin troop.

Well they are right about that.

Yeah.

Okay for our final hack.

We're gonna need a lemon.

Yo I'm here excited to do whatever you need?

I like this guy's attitude.

He's got a zest for life a grade.

This guy's ready to squeeze the day.

No, but seriously, I'm super excited to be famous.

I mean excited to be here.

I'm really popular.

I mean quality Youtube channel, let's get hacking, what do I gotta do?

Be sure to get my good side cameraman.

Well first we're gonna need to cut you in half and then that dude over there is gonna rub you in his armpit as a deodorant hack.

Um maybe there's a different lemon hack I could do instead.

Oh, sis looks like lemons, mood has soured.

It's okay, there are tons of other lemon hacks out there.

How about the one where lemon is used to whiten clothes.

Sounds great.

Cool.

So first we just gotta cut you into slices and then boiling water and then whoa, whoa, it doesn't sound pleasant.

How about a half where you can cure dry feet?

I'm listening, all you gotta do is rub yourself against the bottom of that smelly bunyan riddled foot over there right after getting chopped in half, of course.

Hey, no, okay, I don't want to do any of these.

Why not?

Allegedly these hacks really do work.

Well, I'm sure they work.

They just don't work for me.

Okay, do I wanna be famous.

Yes.

Do I want to be famous so badly that I'll die to achieve it possibly, it's just, this is my life.

You know, if I'm gonna die, I want it to be for something important.

Not just some, you know, food hack.

Exactly.

No, What's the matter?

Orange?

Why aren't you laughing?

Well, it's just that we already made that same food hack joke earlier in the video.

You know, I don't know.

It just kind of feels hacky.

Well, seeing as how I'm already cut up.

I guess I'll go ahead and go through with one of those hacks.

Super duper.

Which one?

I guess the deodorant one sounds least permanently damaging.

Huh?

Oh man.

I was wrong about it.

Not being permanently damaging.

It smells so bad.

It can't smell that bad.

Yeah, he doesn't even have a nose, but Hey, that's just our two cents.

Ah, gurcan troop.