Name: Annoying Orange - Classic Christmas Stories!
Uploaded: 2022-09-24T18:55:06.000Z
Duration: 11 min 22 s
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Hey, thanks you guys, I try merry christmas, everyone you hear that.

I thought it was, gets its wings every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings.

Oh no, that sounds awfully pleasant by comparison.

Oh my God, Yeah, you do not want to be an angel food cake around Christmas time.

It's a bloodbath out there, I'll buckle up because the clock tower is about to strike 12.

Ah, I don't understand why this is happening.

Excuse me coming through folks, would you knock that off?

Hey, bicyclists have a right to the road to you.

Well, merry christmas to you too guys, we need to stop these bells from ringing.

Hey, did I hear someone call for bell delivery?

So just to be clear, you do not want this crate full of 1000 bells.

Alrighty then let me just take this back to the old Herbie, whoa, whoopsie!

Innocent angel food cakes are getting maimed out there left and right.

And on christmas seems like we could use a little holiday cheer.

Orange, you're right, It's christmas and I should be looking at what's right in the world instead of focusing on everything.

And in the spirit of christmas, the kitchen's third grade class has prepared a program.

I think you'll all enjoy it, wow, come on, pear, get in the christmas spirit.

How could you expect me to do that when angel food cake crumbs are literally obscuring the window glass.

That reminds me it's time to open a present.

I think I'm gonna go with the one that looks like a gigantic bell.

I'm gonna go with this huge one over here.

Thanks guys, this will give me an excuse to use my new cork lift that.

I'm really bad at driving at christmas time, bobby bell.

Yeah, you're right pear christmas, carols are harder to write than I thought.

I just found out where our parents stashed all of our christmas presents.

You mean we can look at them before christmas morning.

Oh, I don't know, this feels wrong somehow.

Why I'm the elf on the shelf, I sit up here observing you throughout the holiday season, then I report back to santa, whether you been naughty or nice, That's pretty cool, I guess a little bit creepy.

Usually when I do this, That two guys look at me, look at me.

So basically you're telling us that if we sneak a peek at our parents christmas gift for us, then santa won't bring us anything pretty much.

So basically what I'm hearing is we're under surveillance luke calm down.

The man has us right where he wants us in his Orwellian technological corral.

I simply report directly back to santa about your behavior and I thank you for your vigilant around the clock supervision Mussolini attention kitchen, clear your mind of all thought crimes.

The kool aid line starts here fall in sheep.

Put your tinfoil hat back on and go back to your tent.

Obama's body double is currently serving as president.

I'm just an innocent cheerful doll for Children on a holiday tradition.

Yeah, but when you really think about it.

You are kind of well, spying on us, Aren't you?

You're observing us at all times and reporting back to an authority about our actions.

Santa is definitely going to be hearing about this.

No, no, I saw what you did yesterday at 3:26 p.m. At 3 26 PM.

Yesterday I was using the bathroom, rise up brethren.

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Annoying Orange - Classic Christmas Stories!

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