The most annoying fruit in the kitchen.

A toast.

Didn't agree to this.

Hey, thanks you guys, I try merry christmas, everyone you hear that.

You know what they say?

That's right, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I thought it was, gets its wings every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings.

Oh no, that sounds awfully pleasant by comparison.

But come here you should see this.

Hey, an angel food cake.

Oh my God, Yeah, you do not want to be an angel food cake around Christmas time.

It's a bloodbath out there, I'll buckle up because the clock tower is about to strike 12.

Ah, I don't understand why this is happening.

Why are the knives summoned by bells?

Excuse me coming through folks, would you knock that off?

Hey, bicyclists have a right to the road to you.

Carbon spewing earth murderer.

Shut up granola.

Well, merry christmas to you too guys, we need to stop these bells from ringing.

Hey, did I hear someone call for bell delivery?

No, we want to get rid of the bells.

So just to be clear, you do not want this crate full of 1000 bells.

No.

Alrighty then let me just take this back to the old Herbie, whoa, whoopsie!

Okay, enough with the bells?

Innocent angel food cakes are getting maimed out there left and right.

Well that's terrible.

And on christmas seems like we could use a little holiday cheer.

Yeah, you know what, not a bad idea.

Orange, you're right, It's christmas and I should be looking at what's right in the world instead of focusing on everything.

That's wrong.

Glad to hear it.

And in the spirit of christmas, the kitchen's third grade class has prepared a program.

I think you'll all enjoy it, wow, come on, pear, get in the christmas spirit.

How could you expect me to do that when angel food cake crumbs are literally obscuring the window glass.

That reminds me it's time to open a present.

Which one to go with?

Long one?

I think I'm gonna go with the one that looks like a gigantic bell.

Just kidding.

I'm gonna go with this huge one over here.

Thank goodness.

What'd you get?

That's a great full of 1000 bells.

What?

It's just what I wanted.

Thanks guys, this will give me an excuse to use my new cork lift that.

I'm really bad at driving at christmas time, bobby bell.

Yeah, you're right pear christmas, carols are harder to write than I thought.

Ah this is huge.

I just found out where our parents stashed all of our christmas presents.

You mean we can look at them before christmas morning.

Oh, I don't know, this feels wrong somehow.

What a little party pooper I'm in.

Let's do this little apple.

Are you sure you want to do that?

Who's the conehead me?

Why I'm the elf on the shelf, I sit up here observing you throughout the holiday season, then I report back to santa, whether you been naughty or nice, That's pretty cool, I guess a little bit creepy.

I get that a lot.

Usually when I do this, That two guys look at me, look at me.

So basically you're telling us that if we sneak a peek at our parents christmas gift for us, then santa won't bring us anything pretty much.

So basically what I'm hearing is we're under surveillance luke calm down.

That's what they want us to do.

Wake up people.

The man has us right where he wants us in his Orwellian technological corral.

I assure you.

I've never met this man you speak of?

I simply report directly back to santa about your behavior and I thank you for your vigilant around the clock supervision Mussolini attention kitchen, clear your mind of all thought crimes.

The kool aid line starts here fall in sheep.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Why wasn't I told about this line.

Get out of here while you can you fool.

Oh yeah.

Put your tinfoil hat back on and go back to your tent.

We'll handle this.

Barack.

Obama's body double is currently serving as president.

We know we know.

Okay then bye bye.

Now gee will occurs.

That was one nutty tick wow.

He did kind of have a point.

What do you mean?

I'm just an innocent cheerful doll for Children on a holiday tradition.

I don't mean anyone harm.

Yeah, but when you really think about it.

You are kind of well, spying on us, Aren't you?

Excuse me?

You're observing us at all times and reporting back to an authority about our actions.

I can't believe what I'm hearing.

With my adorable little elf ears.

Santa is definitely going to be hearing about this.

What a tattletale!

I'm not a tattletale.

You're the tattletale grapefruit.

No, no, I saw what you did yesterday at 3:26 p.m. At 3 26 PM.

Yesterday I was using the bathroom, rise up brethren.

Reclaim this world for the proletarian.

What?

Where did you all get pitchforks?

Get out of here, Elf on the shelf, Snitches, get pitches Okay, Okay, I'm going, but don't expect any presents from santa come christmas morning sure quads.

I'm telling him everything.

You hear me everything and I'm gonna make sure he knows that each and every one of you hasn't merely been naughty this year.

You've all been downright garbage.

Yeah.

You've all been absolute garbage.

No garbage.

Why are there turning diapers in here?

Oh, that's my bed.

Long story.

Wanna dance marathon though.

Oh well at least it looks like everything's back to normal in the kitchen.

My work here is done.

If anyone needs me, I'll be digging a bomb shelter for my bomb shelter.

Hello Kitchen friends.

I'm mistletoe.

If you ever find yourself standing beneath me, you have to kiss someone just a fun little holiday tradition.

So basically what I'm hearing is institutional behavior, control what?

Wake up people true lovers ho ho hope you're ready for a downright fantastic episode of story time, not so fast.

Orange, we'll be reading a christmas carol but santa isn't in it.

Talk about a christmas story without any santa.

That's like an animal story without any up dog.

What's up dog?

Not much.

What's up with you dog?

Well, I may not know what today's story is about, but I do know this, it needs more santa and explosions and up dog, it most certainly does not need those things Charles dickens, a christmas carol is a classic.

Now sit back and listen up all right, I'll listen up dog Orange, what what did I say to get your blood pressure up dog once there was an old miser named Ebenezer scrooge, he was super greedy and had no christmas spirit, but not for long.

Little did Ebenezer know he was about to be visited by three christmas spirits.

That's right that night.

Ebenezer was visited by three ghosts, Casper Beetlejuice and the Snapchat ghost.

No, Yeah, I know, I know they were the ghost of christmas presents.

Present, the ghost of christmas blast past and the ghost of christmas up dog, good grief.

The story just got terrible.

The story is way better with up dog.

Want to know why why?

Because up dog knows what's up dog and also up dog break dances and and sometimes both at the same time.

Orange do not say it.

See, I told you the story was way better this way It is not better this way, it makes no sense.

Duh, that's why it's better.

So back back ebenezer that night.

What?

But let's get to that later, shall we?

Let's not, can we please get back to the real story now?

Sure thing.

The real story is how so many ghosts were appearing in Ebony's bedroom.

Big ghosts, I said no Snapchat ghosts, Easy there, pear, no need to be so spirited any who sees soon Ebeneezer room was filled with ghosts.

He called in ghost hunters know they were looking around, everything was in night vision and they couldn't find anything until until what you didn't like this story.

I don't admit it.

You want to know what they found, nope pair.

Fine.

What did they find?

Well, what they found was huh?

What's up man?

Not much.

What's up with you man?

Just kidding.

And he had way better night vision goggles.

So he made short work carol carol.

Who the heck is carol?

One of the ghost hunters?

That's why it's called a christmas carol duh, Okay, I think we're about done with this story.

Well, not quite, don't you want to know what the ghost of christmas presents brought everybody?

Not if it blows up the ghost of christmas fire and it blew up the ghost of christmas blast and we're done here.