Hey, you get out of my swamp.

Sorry.

Was I bugging you please?

What's the matter with you?

Can't you read?

Sure I can read.

It says ogre beware and I was like, ogre be there.

All right.

Listen, I'm gonna give you a pass because you don't seem to know who I am.

I know who you are.

I saw all your movies.

Oh, well, I'm not doing autographs today or any day for that matter.

That's fine.

I don't want an autograph.

Those movies were mediocre at best.

Okay, that's really mean.

Don't worry, you'll get ogre it.

Well, that was a bit ogre killed don't you think?

Listen, I just came by to tell you one thing.

Yeah.

And what's that?

We should be friends.

Friends like I need another annoying friend bother me all the time fred that hurts man.

It really, really stings.

But what if your friend wasn't a bother?

What if you had a friend who like doing all the same things as you like playing in the mud and farting in the mud and laughing about farting in the mud.

Well, I'll admit that was pretty funny.

And anyone who can kill a fish.

Well, they clearly know what they're doing.

Of course I know what I'm doing.

Plus, I know what it's like to be a really weird color.

Not every potential friend can say that and best of all, I've got a really short friend.

So I've got like a zillion short jokes.

Ready to roll any minute of the day?

That would be helpful with Lord Farquaad.

Of course it would be helpful with Lord Fark nerd Farquaad.

That's what I said.

Fark Fark close enough.

Okay, Orange.

We can be friends.

Woo hoo, spectacular decision.

What should we do first?

Well, there is one thing I've always wanted to do with you.

What's that?

Sing along?

If you know this one, somebody wants to.

No, no, no, no anything.

But that if you had ears you'd understand there's such a thing as too much of that song.

Okay, well, I guess we could just sit here in the mud and so you can fart the most fish to the surface.

Yeah, You've got yourself a deal, wow.

Check out the ogre achiever.

But I think I can do you one better.

Nobody wants me get me out of here.

My non existent year.

Hey, that's a pretty good move Orange.

How'd you learn to do that?

You know, somebody once told me that's it.

Get out of my swamp.

Fine.

Seems like an ogre reaction though.

Somebody once told me annoying.

I ain't the smartest fruit on the shell.