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  • huh?

  • What's this Dear squid word.

  • Thanks for all your help.

  • You've been a real good boy this year.

  • Warm regards santa, claus, merry christmas.

  • Okay.

  • Who?

  • Oh oh spongebob.

  • I should have known you'd have something to do with this Santy claus.

  • Well santa you know the saying where spongebob goes?

  • I know trouble follows I was gonna say laughter follows.

  • Mr Klaus.

  • What are you doing on the dark side?

  • The dark side of the moon is the only place dark enough for me to get any sleep.

  • I was sleeping like a baby visions of sugar plums.

  • Then this bad boy goes and bangs into my sleigh and wakes me up.

  • Well I guess I'm getting nothing for christmas again.

  • Okay hey we're beer bros.

  • Oh harry fish mus it's july just take the letter.

  • I don't like it.

  • Either budgets or onions.

  • I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it with my own eye.

  • The bearded weirdo in the flesh.

  • What would you like for christmas pipe down Children?

  • Oh what the sponge bob square pants.

  • High santa.

  • Did you know that?

  • I'm your biggest fan That's very sweet of you santa but actually Patchy the pirate is my biggest fan.

  • Hi spongebob and patrick, it's me.

  • Patchy the pirate.

  • Mhm.

  • Huh.

  • Hello who's there?

  • Hello ho ho ho ho ho ho hello Yes who's there?

  • Hello.

  • Show yourself.

  • Hello who is it?

  • Here you dunce I mean a merry christmas little boy.

  • Could it be?

  • Yes it is I santa claus ho ho ho hey you're head.

  • Hey take it easy spongebob Spongebob?

  • Spongebob don't do that again.

  • I knew you'd make it santa.

  • Hey santa, where's your big round belly?

  • Well uh that is a result of undersea pressure on my body.

  • Where's your reindeer and your flying machine?

  • I loaned them to the easter bunny And what about that knows, I knew you were supposed to have a big one but that thing's gigantic.

  • Alright, I'm santa santa.

  • This is the greatest gift you could have given me.

  • Thank you for bringing christmas to bikini bottom.

  • I didn't bring christmas to bikini bottom.

  • Spongebob.

  • You did I merry christmas, spongebob merry christmas to you?

  • I'm glad that's over.

  • Do you have a present for me?

  • Santa?

  • Uh well uh see I'm not, I'm not really go ahead santa claus.

  • See he is real.

  • He made my christmas wish come true, he won't let you down.

  • Right, just a second.

  • Okay quickly let's see what little girls like a book of matches or a shaving kit.

  • A copy of my birth certificate.

  • There's got to be something around here.

  • Think think think perfect.

  • Here you go little girl ho ho ho thanks santa.

  • That almost felt good.

  • Hey santa, where's my present?

  • Main?

  • And what about me?

  • Ah let's see what santa has for all you good people and bad santa gifts for people.

  • A bowl of mashed potatoes for you.

  • Thank you santa.

  • This is just what I wanted a new hairstyle.

  • Thanks santa, here you go.

  • Patrick, whoa, a wristwatch.

  • Thank you santa.

  • Uh everyone nestled all snug.

  • We're all snug santa.

  • But why is spongebob with you?

  • Yeah, why am I riding with you and not that?

  • It isn't a pleasure.

  • I want you close to me so I can keep an eye on you.

  • You are a menace.

  • Okay first I'll push Sandy's rocket ship out of harm's way.

  • Spongebob.

  • Hand me that Jack in the box.

  • Jack in the box.

  • Oh, let me try be careful.

  • Don't over white, but it's got to be strong enough to move the moon.

  • You broke it and it was my last one.

  • Wait, I think I can hear the last note struggling to get out.

  • Come on Jack, you can do it.

  • I believe in you.

  • Oh, what happened?

  • Okay, sorry, it was my dad.

  • Oh, excuse me.

  • Sorry.

  • Oh, oh ho ho backwards santa.

  • Do you have any water shooters in your bag?

  • Yes, the whole sack is full about.

  • All right, sanna squirt me.

  • Oh, I get it.

  • Keep them coming, Tana.

  • What the ho ho ho is going on here.

  • I was kicking back with the missus in the caribbean when my silent alarm went off.

  • Hi sam, Spongebob.

  • I should have known you're a menace.

  • All I wanted to do was leave you this present that you didn't get last Christmas?

  • days late.

  • Sorry, a present is never too late.

  • How sweet.

  • Not even the elves or reindeer.

  • Get me presents.

  • Huh?

  • Thank you.

  • Spongebob should I open it now, It's one of a kind the crabby patty secret formula he's giving it to santa, claus.

  • Forget the list.

  • The formulas right here.

  • I can have it now.

  • Ah uh you're being naughty santa.

  • I was born to be naughty.

  • Huh?

  • Um Yeah, you can have this back.

  • My bad, I mean good, my good, being nice.

  • Not naughty.

  • Well read it out loud.

  • That's okay, go on, read it matt.

  • Dear santa.

  • There isn't a present big enough to express how much joy you've brought to all the Children and sea creatures of the world.

  • So this is just a simple thank you note.

  • Thank you signed with love your pal, spongebob.

  • Ah you got a typo here.

  • Oh how touchy, this is beautiful.

  • Thank you.

  • Spongebob.

  • I wouldn't have made it here without the help of plankton.

  • He's really not that naughty and of course my best friend Patrick Patrick to me, santa should be here any minute.

  • You ain't kidding.

  • Here he comes now.

  • Thank you santa.

  • You made it.

  • Whoa!

  • Cool your jets there son.

  • I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad tidings.

  • Oh no.

  • Oh yes, it seems you're all on my naughty list this year.

  • Naughty list.

  • No, buts about it.

  • You've all been a bunch of jerks, but nothing call for everyone except plankton.

  • I'm just as surprised as you.

  • But compared to the rest of you.

  • He's been a saint you go Sheldon.

  • I believe this is what you asked for the secret formula.

  • How did you get that?

  • I have my ways.

  • Um, dad, get out of my pocket, You foul gamblin?

  • You've got it all wrong.

  • On the contrary, Spongebob, you're the worst of all.

  • There you go.

  • Right now we can have it.

  • Uh, I am ready to destroy christmas, destroy santa.

  • Who wants santa?

  • You gotta get through me.

  • Okay, dokey.

  • Oh my, is that all you got?

  • I'm out of here.

  • Um, you do realize this counts as naughty.

  • You put that jolly elf down, you big tin in papa hot from the oven.

  • Both of luck, hurry up.

  • Data hop on.

  • Thanks again for saving my keister.

  • It was nothing.

  • You're clearly a very good lad.

  • Unlike the owner of that wind up Monstrosity.

  • What have you got there?

  • If found?