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  • [screaming]

  • What are you screaming about?

  • The urchin!

  • Mr. Krabs!

  • What's all the ruckus?

  • There's an urchin in the kitchen.

  • What are you talking about?

  • The Krusty Krab is the standard in fast food cleanliness.

  • An urchin wouldn't dare step spine in this establishment.

  • [screaming]

  • The grill is still on, isn't it?

  • [screaming]

  • [sighing]

  • There it is! I'll get it!

  • Got 'em!

  • Hold it right there!

  • Gotcha, you prickly pest!

  • Whoa whoa whoa!

  • Squidward, don't let it in the dining room!

  • You are our last line of defense!

  • I'm on it.

  • This is terrible!

  • You should never put that much ketchup on a Krabby Patty.

  • [sighing]

  • [choking]

  • I think I'm gonna be sick.

  • Phew, that was close.

  • Thank goodness no one noticed the urchin.

  • Urchin?

  • [screaming]

  • [INDISCERNIBLE]

  • -Spoon. -Spoon.

  • -Plankton. -Plankton.

  • Oh come on! There's gotta be a better way.

  • -Spray can. -Spray can.

  • [coughing]

  • Hmm, I think our darling little decoy still needs something.

  • Oh brother.

  • Now get in there Planktonella

  • and lure that rotten little health hazard

  • out of me livelihood!

  • I'm only helping you out

  • so I can get back to robbing you blind!

  • Don't worry Plankton, we're behind you 100 percent!

  • This getup is 100 percent humiliating.

  • Here urchin urchin urchin.

  • Here, you dirty filth spreading porcupine.

  • I'm wearing lipstick here!

  • Come on, let's go! Uh, what was that?

  • Look sharp Planktonella, I think we're being watched.

  • [gasps]

  • Uh, hello?

  • Psst, go on Plankton, make with the romance!

  • Fine! Heh hey there, handsome.

  • You're cute... for a parasite.

  • [panting]

  • Mommy!

  • Come on, open up!

  • Help, get me outta here!

  • Poor Plankton.

  • Meh, who cares about Plankton.

  • What about me restaurant?

  • I heard that!

  • Enough's enough, it's time to end this madness!

  • Let's put this freak show on ice!

  • Hey, what do you know?

  • That seems to be slowing them down.

  • Better crank it all the way down,

  • just to be on the safe side.

  • That ought to do it.

  • It's beautiful!

  • Okay, I'm ready.

  • Here goes nothing!

  • Hurry Squidward!

  • We got 'em! Whoa, got it!

  • Phew.

  • So where do we release them?

  • I don't care, as long as it's far away

  • from the Krusty Krab!

  • How's this Mr. Krabs?

  • Keep going!

  • How about now?

  • Farther!

  • [phone ringing]

  • Is this far enough?

  • No, farther!

  • Hum, well that takes care of that particular problem.

  • This is Perch Perkins, reporting live from Goo Lagoon,

  • where I'm standing in front of what appears to be some

  • sort of gigantic, gooey bubble

  • rising out of the water into the water.

  • With me is Sandy Cheeks,

  • Ms. Cheeks as Bikini Bottoms' resident know it all,

  • we look to you for answers.

  • Who what when why when?

  • Well Perch,

  • I won't really know anything until I run some tests,

  • but I can tell you it's pretty serious.

  • Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get going.

  • Oh yes, of course.

  • This is Perch Perkins, and I'm soaking wet, back to you!

  • Wow, it's so big!

  • That there's a Texas-size bubble!

  • First, we'll check its tensile strength.

  • -Tight as a drum! -Oh, I want to play the drum!

  • No Patrick, don't!

  • That thing's volatile!

  • There's no telling what kind of damage it'll cause if it pops!

  • Oh fine, here.

  • I don't need that old stick anyways!

  • [grunting]

  • That ain't good.

  • [screaming]

  • So, Ms. Cheeks, what's the prognosis?

  • Well Perch, it's my considered opinion

  • that now would be a good time--

  • Run like heck!

  • [screaming]

  • Well, there you have it, this is Perch Perkins,

  • about to be swallowed by a giant wave.

  • Hello down there, Krabs.

  • Look, I brought you a pretty balloon,

  • and in return, you can give me the Krabby Patty secret formula.

  • Why in the world would I want to do that?

  • Because if you don't, I'm going to pop

  • this disgusting thing and destroy Bikini Bottom!

  • As you can see, I projected the blast radius

  • of this goo-bombic balloon, and it's gonna cover

  • pretty much everything in town!

  • Oh yeah?

  • Well, I can't see nothing from down here.

  • Yeah, well, look again you dingus!

  • won't be blackmailed!

  • There's no way I'm giving you my secret formula!

  • You heard him, Bikini Bottom.

  • It's time to kiss clean goodbye!

  • [laughing]

  • Hey you, yeah you! Hold it right there, mister.

  • Err, not again.

  • Prepare to meet your match you big bubble bully!

  • Well, this is interesting.

  • Let's see where it goes.

  • Thank Neptune for the Bargain Mart bulk discount.

  • Here goes, Geronimo!

  • Pretty slick, huh? Get 'em!

  • [gasps] Uh oh.

  • Oh boy, get 'em you big bubble bruiser!

  • Woo hoo, you da man!

  • Okay, where were we?

  • Oh yeah!

  • There goes a real hero.

  • He gave his life so we could stay clean.

  • Oh no, he's coming back!

  • And he's headed right for us!

  • [screaming]

  • That's it no more messing around.

  • Give me that formula.

  • or I'll destroy this stinkin' town!

  • But I don't wanna!

  • You better do what he says, or we'll tear

  • your restaurant apart and give it to him ourselves.

  • Yeah!

  • -I just washed my car! -Yeah!

  • Err, okay, I'll do it.

  • Yeah!

  • Here, I hope you choke on it.

  • I can't believe it.

  • After all these years, it's mine!

  • I'm so happy I could just burst... this bubble, that is!

  • [gasps]

  • [laughing]

  • Ready to play with your new ball?

  • Here it is boy!

  • [meowing]

  • You want it boy?

  • [meowing]

  • Okay, boy, go and get it!

  • Go and get it, go and get it!

  • Fetch!

  • [meowing]