Hey hey pear, you know what job of the huts middle name is?

No what is it?

The Oh my gosh well as you can see today we're telling the story of Star Wars.

Oh check this out.

You know how Samuel L Jackson got a special purple colored lightsaber?

Yeah, well I got an orange one.

Whoa, whoa.

I had it upside down.

I almost wound up a city kabob.

If only all right.

Should we get started?

Yes, we begin of course with episode one.

you sure you don't want to begin with episode 4?

Oh my God you don't even know how to count.

I'm so embarrassed for you right now.

But first you didn't know Jabba's middle name and now this orange pair one is the first number.

I know that you sure because it seems like you don't, I do too.

Okay fine.

Let's just get this story time off the ground already.

nine.

No, no.

Hold on.

Is this the actual text from the movie?

It feels like this has more references to jar jar Binks than I remember what jar jar Binks is a main character in episode one pair.

Maybe he is, but I know for a fact that episode one isn't called the jar jar Menace.

What can I say?

If you think jar jar is just a supporting character, you're focusing on Alderaan things.

Here are the facts.

Bear.

Early in the movie, the Jedi Knight qui gon jinn saves jar jar in the forests of naboo and they team up, I'm with you so far and they make a classic buddy cop duo.

Qui gon jinn knows the force and jar jar knows naboo and also how to be funny and also how to be handsome.

Um Thanks to jar jar in this hilarious catchphrase how lewd, they're able to rescue queen Natalie Portman and get her to another planet called tattoo queen.

Their jar jar does a whole bunch of really funny and important things like walking around eating food and looking at stuff.

Then a bunch of stuff happens and jar jar gets promoted to a general and leads the gun guns in a huge, awesome and occasionally hilarious battle against the droid army but qui gon jinn doesn't survive the battle which means jar jar has to shoulder the entire buddy cop dynamic himself for the rest of the movies.

Now on episode two, attack of the jar jar clones, na na na na na na hey does that say jar wars orange?

Stop jar jar Binks is hardly in the movies once episode one ends what you talking about, He's in like every scene remember the scene in return of the Jedi when luke Skywalker shoots that proton torpedo down the exhaust bed and blows the entire death star.

Yeah, everyone knows that scene, he puts away his computer screen and uses the force to make the shot look again, he didn't use the force jar jar was standing there pointing to the fence opening what?

And you know that scene where Darth Vader tells luke that he's his father.

Sure, well in the director's cut, you see that jar jar is there too and Darth Vader tells him he's his new stepdad.

No Orange, That isn't true.

And then you remember that scene at the Saarland pit.

Listen closely and you'll hear jar jar at some really important commentary in the background.

Stop it.

Orange.

This is preposterous jar jar, Binks is not the main character.

You're not the main character.

I know, look, I don't want to spoil the entire thing, but you deaf, we need to go back and rewatch the movies, jar jars all over the place.

I'm talking cameo after cameo after cameo.

It's no wonder Disney gave jar jar his own spin off series.

Really?

I hadn't heard anything about that.

You haven't heard about the gun DeLorean where bounty hunter jar jar whizzes around the galaxy with a sidekick, baby giardia.

Oh my God, I'm so glad that's not actually a thing because if it was it would be awful.

You really think that how wooed na na na na na na na na na na na na written and direct.

Okay.

You know what?

I give up?

I'm out of here pair.

Wait, don't you want to see the extra scene at the end of the credits.

What are you talking about?

There's actually a scene after the Hello, it's me, Jaja Binks.

Did you Used to know many people do not know how to count like this guy here.

What the Oh, come on.

So as a teacher to count now one Tusa.

This episode is over.

You hear me?

It's over.

And remember number four comes after number one.

Yeah.