I'm bored.

I'm bored.

I'm bored.

A lama, lama, ding dong.

Board board.

Watch it, butterfingers.

Hey, another orange.

Yeah.

What of it.

And where am I?

You're in the kitchen, are you my uncle?

No, don't be stupid.

Are you my cousin?

No.

Now shut up, you, my sisters, aunts, cousins, dogs, father, You're barking up the wrong tree bucko!

Good one man.

You're a funny orange.

I'm not the funny orange.

I'm the angry orange.

You hear me?

You hear me?

Yeah, I'm not the deaf orange.

Hey, hey, ornery.

Orange ornery orange.

You are so very, very dumb.

Heck, no.

In fact, I'm pretty fast.

I can spend 30 times in three seconds while motor boating.

Okay, wanna see.

Not even a little too late.

Oh, stop it.

I gotta get out of here.

I just need to figure out where here is.

I told you you're in the kitchen.

Yeah.

Thanks.

Captain, obvious I'm not Captain obvious he's over there.

I'm sitting on the stove.

Is everyone here a numbskull?

I'm not a numbskull.

I'm an orange.

Oranges are orange.

Hey, Hey, uncle ornery.

I got a joke.

What does a grumpy cow say?

He probably says, shut your yap.

Er No, it says I'm moody.

Oh, I get it.

That was so stupid.

No, it was a pun.

Okay.

Your turn grumpy, grumpy orange.

Tell a joke.

I gotta get out of here.

I can't take it anymore.

I need to call someone.

Oh, he's got an iphone orders a pizza order is a pizza.

Pizza?

Get extra anchovies, bro.

Oh, get Peppers on it.

Olives.

Pepperoni, Extra cheese, pineapple, Canadian bacon, mexican.

Bacon stuffed crust.

Cat whiskers.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Did you just say cat would never mind.

I'm not ordering a pizza.

I am calling a cab so I can leave this horrible place.

Road trip.

I'll pack my bags.

You are not coming.

Ah, Siri, I need a cab.

Did you say I need a crab Siri?

I need to call a cab.

I found five restaurants that serve crab near you.

Would you like to see them?

No cab cab ride time, jab, jab, stab crab mab.

I'm wearing a hat.

I can't take it.

Siri.

I want a kid.

Are you searching for hermit crab or king crab?

King crab is already here.

I can't take it anymore.

That's gonna void the warranty.

I don't care.

I hate this place.

I hate this phone.

I mostly hate you two.

I just want to camp so I can get out of here.

Oh, you mean crab cab.

I said cam cam cam, no crab cab.

Yo, somebody wanted again?

No, I'm pretty sure he said crab, I'm still wearing a hat.

Check it out.

There's a moving van next door.

Look at all the fruit crates.

They're unloading.

You think we have new food neighbors?

Hey, are there any crates?

The shape of a hot female grapefruit.

Um, no, they're all boxes.

Dude, that's cool.

I like my ladies cubicle.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's go over and introduce ourselves, Awesome.

Just give me a second forever.

Yeah, it's super expensive cologne.

Ladies fall head over heels for it apparently.

Okay.

Ready.

Um, I think your cologne just knocked little apple head over heels.

I'm telling you this is really, really good stuff.

This isn't the time for a knock knock joke Orange, behave yourself.

No, I'm serious.

There's no doorbell and I can't knock without hands.

So how else are they gonna know?

We're out here.

Who's there?

Your new neighbors?

Your new neighbors?

Who?

No, no, no, no, no, it's not a knock knock joke.

We're actually trying to knock on your door.

I don't get it.

Just open up.

We brought you gifts.

Oh, cool.

My name's Bartlett.

Whoa, awesome.

No, no, no, I'm talking about that book.

Is that Christopher kitchens?

He's my favorite.

Me too.

Um, this is weird.

What's weird.

Well you two are kind of uh, never mind you want to go discuss literature somewhere quieter.

Would I go on in the rest of the crew will love meeting you guys.

Bye.

Yeah, Is that a unicorn unicorns?

Hi, Hey, Hey, sugar cube.

If you don't mind me asking, are you a boy or a girl?

Okay.

This is getting bizarre.

More like bizarro.

Uh, is there an echo in here?

Only one way to find out.

No.

Hey, hi.

Hey, Hi.

Hey, Hi.

Hey, this is getting too obnoxious.

I'm not obnoxious.

I'm a kumquat.

Listen, are there any lady grapefruits around?

Oh, you must mean ruby red ruby.

What, ruby, ruby bo, booty banana.

Fana fo, booty me my mobile here.

Shut up.

What do you?

I did not see that coming.

I told you not to go so heavy on the forever cologne more like forever alone.

Mhm Orange.

Would you quiet down?

Hey, actually it's already quiet in here.

Sorry, Orange Orange.

Hey guys, anyone know what's up with the orange?

Oh, that's not our orange.

I signed ours up with an exchange program to a kitchen across town.

I hear the food's there.

Don't talk.

How did you get him to do that?

And that's how I got the world record for longest motorboat.

Any questions?

Yeesh, You guys win for the lowest attendance record.

Perfect.

Hey, hey Apple.

Hey, hey Apple.

Hey, hey Apple, Hey, hey Apple, you read guy?

I'm talking to, you know, one fill you in.

I'm supposed to yell stuff at you until you get annoyed.

That's the whole stick.

Okay, fine.

If you aren't gonna talk, I'll talk for you.

Hey, hey, Apple, what now you're getting the hang of it.

Hey, Apple, Yeah.

What do you want?

You look fruity?

What I do look fruity.

What a thoughtful observation.

Orange.

Yeah, this guy gets it.

The observant orange.

That's what they call me Back in my home kitchen.

Don't forget your orange too.

You're right.

I am an orange.

They should call me the orange Orange.

You know what?

I think this kitchen will do just fine.

Hey Orange?

Yeah, best I can see you're quite appealing.

Good one.

Hey orange.

Yeah, I don't want to die.

No apple.

I didn't even say knife.

This is all my fault.

We're supposed to keep watch.

I failed you dude, you've got to save the others Orange.

You gotta get out of here.

What are you doing?

It isn't safe.

Here go, what?

Where am I who said that?

Lemon?

That's kind of similar to crap a lemon.

But isn't actually crap a lemon.

I can deal with that one.

Orange.

I'm scared.

No passion.

Anyone but her.

Please hold Corey.

There's something I've always wanted to tell you.

What is it?

Unfortunately?

Yeah.

The exchange program only last one weekend.

I'll never forget what you taught me buddy.

I may be tiny, but it's my huge heart that counts.

I've read Hamlet 100 times, but until our intellectual conversations about it, I never realized it's an expression of thoughts on existentialism and absolutism.

You're a literary genius.

I want you to have this.

Yeah, come back.

Orange was that weird to anyone else?

Yeah, I wonder why he's doing that.

This is freaking me out.

Knife, Hair, marshmallow knife, knife over the weekend.

Yeah, it sounds like he thinks we're all Yeah dude, none of us got knifed.

Oh man.

That straitjacket was crazy tight.

Hey, who wants a Kazoo.

Who wants to know until we pass out?

Well it was nice while it lasted.

I hope you're well inanimate Orange, wherever you are.

It's kinda lonely in here all by myself.

Hey, what's that?

Wow, that was fun.

Hey, you're an orange.

Hey, you're an orange.

I'm an orange.

I'm an orange.

That's what I said.

That's what I said.

Hey, hey, orange, you wanna hear a joke?

Okay.

Why did the chicken cross the, Hey, hey, Orange, what?

Why'd the orange go blind, Huh?

Cause he was low on vitamin C.

He, hey, I was telling jokes, get it, vitamin C.

Hey, hey, Orange, what'd the orange say before he went to work back to the rind.

Hey, that's my joke.

Hey, Hey, Orange, how many oranges does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What was that?

I was in the middle of telling a joke and then you just, there was a little pump in that one.

What's wrong with you?

I think I'm a little ripe.

Yeah, Well I think you can't do this.

Oh, anybody can do that?

Watch, I told you I'm ripe.

You're annoying.

No, I'm not.

I'm an orange.

Hey, Hey, Orange, why did the orange fall out of the tree?

Because you're stupid because he went out on a limb.

I'm so funny.

I tell the best jokes in the world.

Hey, Orange, what?

What is it?

Orange knife, huh?