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  • bored.

  • I'm bored.

  • I'm bored.

  • I'm bored.

  • A lama, lama, ding dong.

  • Board board.

  • Watch it, butterfingers.

  • Hey, another orange.

  • Yeah.

  • What of it.

  • And where am I?

  • You're in the kitchen, are you my uncle?

  • No, don't be stupid.

  • Are you my cousin?

  • No.

  • Now shut up, you, my sisters, aunts, cousins, dogs, father, You're barking up the wrong tree bucko!

  • Good one man.

  • You're a funny orange.

  • I'm not the funny orange.

  • I'm the angry orange.

  • You hear me?

  • You hear me?

  • Yeah, I'm not the deaf orange.

  • Hey, hey, ornery.

  • Orange ornery orange.

  • You are so very, very dumb.

  • Heck, no.

  • In fact, I'm pretty fast.

  • I can spend 30 times in three seconds while motor boating.

  • Okay, wanna see.

  • Not even a little too late.

  • Oh, stop it.

  • I gotta get out of here.

  • I just need to figure out where here is.

  • I told you you're in the kitchen.

  • Yeah.

  • Thanks.

  • Captain, obvious I'm not Captain obvious he's over there.

  • I'm sitting on the stove.

  • Is everyone here a numbskull?

  • I'm not a numbskull.

  • I'm an orange.

  • Oranges are orange.

  • Hey, Hey, uncle ornery.

  • I got a joke.

  • What does a grumpy cow say?

  • He probably says, shut your yap.

  • Er No, it says I'm moody.

  • Oh, I get it.

  • That was so stupid.

  • No, it was a pun.

  • Okay.

  • Your turn grumpy, grumpy orange.

  • Tell a joke.

  • I gotta get out of here.

  • I can't take it anymore.

  • I need to call someone.

  • Oh, he's got an iphone orders a pizza order is a pizza.

  • Pizza?

  • Get extra anchovies, bro.

  • Oh, get Peppers on it.

  • Olives.

  • Pepperoni, Extra cheese, pineapple, Canadian bacon, mexican.

  • Bacon stuffed crust.

  • Cat whiskers.

  • Shut up.

  • Shut up.

  • Shut up.

  • Did you just say cat would never mind.

  • I'm not ordering a pizza.

  • I am calling a cab so I can leave this horrible place.

  • Road trip.

  • I'll pack my bags.

  • You are not coming.

  • Ah, Siri, I need a cab.

  • Did you say I need a crab Siri?

  • I need to call a cab.

  • I found five restaurants that serve crab near you.

  • Would you like to see them?

  • No cab cab ride time, jab, jab, stab crab mab.

  • I'm wearing a hat.

  • I can't take it.

  • Siri.

  • I want a kid.

  • Are you searching for hermit crab or king crab?

  • King crab is already here.

  • I can't take it anymore.

  • That's gonna void the warranty.

  • I don't care.

  • I hate this place.

  • I hate this phone.

  • I mostly hate you two.

  • I just want to camp so I can get out of here.

  • Oh, you mean crab cab.

  • I said cam cam cam, no crab cab.

  • Yo, somebody wanted again?

  • No, I'm pretty sure he said crab, I'm still wearing a hat.

  • Check it out.

  • There's a moving van next door.

  • Look at all the fruit crates.

  • They're unloading.

  • You think we have new food neighbors?

  • Hey, are there any crates?

  • The shape of a hot female grapefruit.

  • Um, no, they're all boxes.

  • Dude, that's cool.

  • I like my ladies cubicle.

  • Well, what are we waiting for?

  • Let's go over and introduce ourselves, Awesome.

  • Just give me a second forever.

  • Yeah, it's super expensive cologne.

  • Ladies fall head over heels for it apparently.

  • Okay.

  • Ready.

  • Um, I think your cologne just knocked little apple head over heels.

  • I'm telling you this is really, really good stuff.

  • This isn't the time for a knock knock joke Orange, behave yourself.

  • No, I'm serious.

  • There's no doorbell and I can't knock without hands.

  • So how else are they gonna know?

  • We're out here.

  • Who's there?

  • Your new neighbors?

  • Your new neighbors?

  • Who?

  • No, no, no, no, no, it's not a knock knock joke.

  • We're actually trying to knock on your door.

  • I don't get it.

  • Just open up.

  • We brought you gifts.

  • Oh, cool.

  • My name's Bartlett.

  • Whoa, awesome.

  • No, no, no, I'm talking about that book.

  • Is that Christopher kitchens?

  • He's my favorite.

  • Me too.

  • Um, this is weird.

  • What's weird.

  • Well you two are kind of uh, never mind you want to go discuss literature somewhere quieter.

  • Would I go on in the rest of the crew will love meeting you guys.

  • Bye.

  • Yeah, Is that a unicorn unicorns?

  • Hi, Hey, Hey, sugar cube.

  • If you don't mind me asking, are you a boy or a girl?

  • Okay.

  • This is getting bizarre.

  • More like bizarro.

  • Uh, is there an echo in here?

  • Only one way to find out.

  • No.

  • Hey, hi.

  • Hey, Hi.

  • Hey, Hi.

  • Hey, this is getting too obnoxious.

  • I'm not obnoxious.

  • I'm a kumquat.

  • Listen, are there any lady grapefruits around?

  • Oh, you must mean ruby red ruby.

  • What, ruby, ruby bo, booty banana.

  • Fana fo, booty me my mobile here.

  • Shut up.

  • What do you?

  • I did not see that coming.

  • I told you not to go so heavy on the forever cologne more like forever alone.

  • Mhm Orange.

  • Would you quiet down?

  • Hey, actually it's already quiet in here.

  • Sorry, Orange Orange.

  • Hey guys, anyone know what's up with the orange?

  • Oh, that's not our orange.

  • I signed ours up with an exchange program to a kitchen across town.

  • I hear the food's there.

  • Don't talk.

  • How did you get him to do that?

  • And that's how I got the world record for longest motorboat.

  • Any questions?

  • Yeesh, You guys win for the lowest attendance record.

  • Perfect.

  • Hey, hey Apple.

  • Hey, hey Apple.