Little apple here with grapefruit.

Good morrow.

And today we ain't doing your grandma's tortilla slap challenge?

We're doing the work.

Come on, there's just Clickbait bro.

There's no tortilla slap on this planet.

That's actually 100 MPH wanna bet.

Hi!

Oh my someone has been eating his corny asada.

I am tortilla.

Answer my riddles three riddles.

Now I'm out of here.

Hey, tortilla will not let you free.

Okay, geez bro, get a crip.

I didn't mean that category.

Please don't hurt me.

I heard easy, I'm allergic to pain.

Here's the first of my riddles.

Three.

What has hands but cannot clap?

Oh sick.

I know this one o'clock incorrect.

Are you sure?

Pretty sure the answer to that riddle is a clock.

It is not.

Now answer my riddle or suffer the same fate as your friend incorrect.

What?

I apologize for pulverizing you with this freight train of complex carbohydrates, but rules are rules, wow, that really hurt.

Powerful slap my man.

As you can see the answer, the riddle is me, I have two arms but I'm unable to clap.

Oh okay, that's actually kind of true.

Now then here's the second of my riddles.

Three.

Hey, before we do good little apple army.

Trade sides.

Trade sides.

Why?

Yeah, grapefruit.

Why would anyone want to do that?

I think better on the right, what does that even mean?

Very well.

The contestants shall trade sides.

Yeah.

Have fun little apple or should I say little Snapple sauce.

Now then the second of my riddles.

Three.

What do the letter T.

And an island have in common.

I actually know this one.

You find them in the middle of water.

Oh snap.

Good answer little apple.

Indeed.

It certainly would be.

If not for the fact that it is incorrect.

Hold on.

Why did you hit it with the opposite hand like that?

Because in round two tortilla ups the ante uh round two is the backhand round.

Which means my slaps have even more momentum than last round.

That's true.

That slap was a little harder than the last one.

Oh it was it wasn't a little harder.

I'll take your word because you know all about little whatever bro.

Good luck answering the riddle.

Break a face.

I mean leg break a leg grapefruit.

I require an answer from you dang it.

Okay, think grapefruit.

Think Liberty Island.

Time's up the answer of course is that the letter T.

And island are the names of my two Dobermans.

Hold on you're telling me that one of your dogs is named the letter T.

Great.

You shouted his name and now he thinks you called him.

What?

Oh down the letter T.

Down, get down sorry about that.

He loves citrus ah my face things onto the third of my riddles.

Three.

Uh please trade places again.

So you know just out of curiosity or is this a a background round or what?

Oh thanks for reminding me round three.

It is indeed a backhand round.

Yeah.

Oh man.

But to make things interesting I will slap you with this club like femur instead of my bare hands.

Hello concussion.

City.

Here we come.

Um you're gonna backhand slap us while holding a big heavy bone.

I kept it as a trophy from the last person who answered my third riddle incorrectly.

What to trade sides grapefruit.

You know what?

I think I'm good.

The riddle is this?

I am a landmass surrounded completely by water.

I also rhyme with the word sh my land.

What am I um Is that even technically a riddle?

What?

Of course it's a riddle.

See no no no I don't think so.

I feel like riddles are clever like the answer is super obvious.

Oh you know the answers.

Do you harvard so say it and be sure to say it loudly.

I'm hard of hearing on this side.

Yeah little apple.

Go ahead and say it.

I don't know which option is worse getting it right or getting it wrong.

Time is nearly up island.

The answer is island.

That is correct.

Okay nice nice indeed.

Now grapefruit you must give a different answer to the riddle.

What?

But there's only one right answer indeed which means you will most certainly be backhand slapped with this femur who cares?

Go ahead and hit me with it.

Your off hand slaps on anything to write home about?

Very well.

Hi.

Yeah that really hurt bro.

Hey tortilla I'm confused.

Why I didn't get attacked by your other dog when I said Island.

That's quite simple.

Island doesn't eat fruit.

Oh well I guess that makes sense.

Yes he prefers to sink his teeth into classic dog things you know things like red meat and leather toys and bones and oh now the smell of citrus is in the air bobby.