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  • wow, look at that sky.

  • It is beautiful.

  • Hey check it out.

  • Orange.

  • There's cassiopeia.

  • Hey Hey, onion.

  • What?

  • No no it's, it's named pear.

  • It's onion.

  • Hey hey onion.

  • Hey dude that's not an onion, wow!

  • Onion's the biggest star that I've ever seen.

  • Dude, it's not an onion, it's what the, whoa, what's that one called?

  • Wait a second.

  • Orange.

  • That's not a star.

  • A light show.

  • Oh my God, whoa!

  • What the where are we?

  • Ah the specimens are conscious.

  • What was that?

  • It's broccoli.

  • Welcome to space.

  • Earthlings.

  • Space.

  • Hey, hey, broccoli quiet, jeez, I don't like this guy's altitude.

  • The leader approaches the Bieber is Justin Bieber.

  • Here.

  • What?

  • No, I said later.

  • Take me to your beaver.

  • Alright.

  • Minions.

  • Show me the money.

  • What do you have for me?

  • Hey, you must be the beaver.

  • Sing, baby.

  • Sing it!

  • Do it now.

  • Hold on there a second, my little fruit basket.

  • Hey look pair, I've got the beaver fever quiet, you know Orange?

  • You're acting glib right now.

  • Hey, sorry about that.

  • Orange gets a little excited sometimes.

  • I think what he's trying to ask is why are we here?

  • Why are you here?

  • You want the truth?

  • You can't handle the truth.

  • Truth.

  • The matter is you're about to get the ride of your life.

  • Silence!

  • Bring in the Vivid Sector 9000.

  • Whoa.

  • It's a giant bedazzler.

  • No it's not a bedazzler.

  • Bedazzle my jacket.

  • Bedazzle my jacket.

  • What the, it needs more rhinestones.

  • This machine is for dissecting you see orange, we are traveling across the universe studying the most intelligent life forms we can find.

  • I think you might have the wrong guy.

  • Yeah there's not the brightest guy in the world.

  • Silence.

  • It's time to see what you two are really made of vivid sector 9000.

  • Target the intelligent life and fire at will.

  • Hey pear, look what I can do, you try?

  • Oh crap.

  • Whoa.

  • I didn't know the ship had cruise control leader is no more.

  • No more.

  • A new leader.

  • Yeah I'm the new beaver.

  • What did you first command new leader?

  • Oh I know what we can do.

  • Oh boy, here we go.

  • Okay now I'm a big star too dude that's not a star.

  • Shut up hair guys bro guys, do you really think this is a good idea, whoa.

  • Running on empty over here.

  • I know what you mean, I'm not feeling so hot.

  • Well I'm not gonna say I told you so but I told you so is everyone is everyone okay?

  • No, what did I tell you?

  • What did I tell you?

  • Oh no it's happening again.

  • Alright people battle stations.

  • I need you to be professional.

  • No sweat.

  • All the fat.

  • What?

  • Now?

  • I said no sweat boba fat.

  • Um is that a new catchphrase?

  • Maybe whatever happened to neato burrito.

  • That was aces totally over it.

  • That catch phrase was not catching on.

  • Dude, you got to give it a chance bear.

  • I think I've got something.

  • Alright let's get this catastrophe up on the big screen.

  • Dude, that's the wrong catastrophe.

  • Wait for it, horrible.

  • What the what is he in space?

  • It gets worse.

  • The radar's picking up a ufo.

  • Unintentional flaming orange, surrender your planet now or be destroyed later.

  • Dark cedar, come on, that was totally a neato burrito moment.

  • Catchphrase and look at these numbers but at this rate orange could turn time backwards.

  • Whoa it's just like superman the movie dude, I love that scene.

  • What what what just happened?

  • Chug chug chug chug same old same old hot sauce wants to party in your mouth, You gross But but where's Orange beats me.

  • I haven't seen him since forever so I says tyrannosaurus, you should meet my wife.

  • Earthlings.

  • It is I alien orange?

  • You're an alien.

  • Huh explains a lot.

  • I thoroughly enjoyed your earthling humor.

  • Huh?

  • Well Alien Orange today we're gonna be telling these earthlings how to go to space.

  • Oh this question is so fantastic.

  • It has my antenna all busted, my antennas all busted.

  • Thank goodness.

  • Now here are a couple of ways to get to space.

  • Option one, trained to become an astronaut and to do that.

  • Better practice your moonwalk.

  • No not that kind of moonwalk dude, this kind of moonwalk hey hey that is not what we're talking about here.

  • Moons are really out of this world.

  • Anyway here's option two for getting to space, Get really, really rich.

  • That's right.

  • What's your stacks of money?

  • You can simply climb them to outer space.

  • No no that's not what I mean.

  • Orange.

  • There are actually companies you can pay to take you to space in a rocket in the next few years, prepare.

  • You're forgetting a third option.

  • I am.

  • Yeah, option three.

  • Um Do you even know how to do that?

  • Oh yeah, I send G I joes into the stratosphere all the time with model rockets.

  • What just duct tape, a bunch of those together And voila, let's go to the hey orange.

  • Get off that rocket right now.

  • It's totally unsafe.

  • How do you expect to breathe once you're up in space?

  • I don't even think about that.

  • And how are you going to get back down to earth safely?

  • Oh boy.

  • Well, I really didn't think this through, did I?

  • You think, Man, if I had written this to space, you'd be reading my obituary?

  • Hardy Har har har I don't want to let this rocket go to waste.

  • Good luck.

  • Snake eyes!

  • This ride should be a real 321.

  • So quick question.

  • You just sent a toy up on a huge rocket.

  • A toy Who can't steer the rocket in any way so that rocket could turn, I don't know right back towards Earth at any moment.

  • I hadn't considered that, but that's correct.

  • Hey there for lovers.

  • I'm orange and this is the juice, the prettiest talk show in the entire galaxy.

  • Nice.

  • I don't know about you guys, but I'm juiced for today's episode when we got on tap pair, it's a question that's truly out of this world Orange.

  • If you had to bring three things into space, what would you bring?

  • I knew it was just a matter of space time before someone floated a question like that.

  • Get ready for a tall glass of answers.

  • Fruit lovers because I want to know what's the juice space?

  • Wait a minute.

  • But the question said, you can only bring three things sis is right.

  • Which friends would you take to space?

  • Marshy and who would you leave behind?

  • You have to pick The three big bags into space, dying.

  • It doesn't work that way.

  • Marshy.

  • Besides if marshmallow stuffed us into bags, there'd be nothing protecting us from the elements.

  • We'd probably all just die.

  • Marcy is trying to Okay, that's enough.

  • Let's stop teasing marshy and get real for a second.

  • If I'm going to space the three things, I'm bringing our food, water and oxygen simple as that.

  • Why are you booing me?

  • It's a good answer.

  • It's a boring answer.

  • Well, I'm sorry you find my pragmatism boring, but I seriously, that answer was so boring.

  • I think I forgot to breathe for a little while.

  • Don't worry little Apple, maybe someday you'll forget to breathe for a normal sized while.

  • If it's me going to space, I'm bringing Sudoku Sudoku, you Betcha.

  • I mean it's bound to get boring in space.

  • Right?

  • So I bring Sudoku to keep myself entertained.

  • I mean that's a pretty terrible pick, but at least you have two other chances to make it right.

  • Great point pair.

  • Second thing I'd bring a pen, you know, to play Sudoku with smart, is it?

  • Maybe it should be a pencil, you know, in case you mess up.

  • No way little apple, I live dangerously.

  • Oh, snap.

  • What's the third item you'd bring Sis?

  • Well, a space suit might come in handy you think, But honestly, I'd probably just bring a hard surface to play Sudoku on Smart.

  • No, it isn't.

  • You know what?

  • I had three things in mind, but I'm scrapping those ideas.

  • I'm bringing Sudoku to space to let me get this straight.

  • So instead of bringing three things to your journey through space, you're now just bringing one completely frivolous thing.

  • Hey, it's a short list, but that's how he rolls Tokyo.

  • What is happening.

  • Okay, okay, everyone allow me to get things back on track as usual.

  • First thing I bring to space, a can of beans.

  • Well, that's a surprisingly good choice Orange, I agree.

  • It's important to have food.

  • Oh, I'm not bringing it for food, I'm bringing it for propulsion, beans really do a number on me.

  • So I know that with enough beans, I'll be able to blast myself in any direction.

  • I please, item number two, of course is soda, I definitely bring soda to space.

  • Let me guess.

  • It's not because you'll get thirsty, silly pair.

  • It's because I'll get going too fast because of the beans.

  • This way I can burp myself to a stop.

  • This is insane, although it exhibits a weirdly keen understanding of jet propulsion.

  • And finally, I bring a stone chiseled plaque Commemorating what happened here today because we can never, ever forget that marshmallow tried to kill us all, nah, we're just kidding, marshy.

  • So what's the third thing you'd actually bring Orange?

  • Definitely.

  • Sudoku.

  • No, come on.

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