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  • flag, carrot, carrot, carrot, carrot, carrot, carrot, carrot, carrot, carrot, carrot, carrot, carrot.

  • What do you want?

  • I'm right here, carrot.

  • Meet my parents.

  • His name is Garrett.

  • His name is Garrett.

  • Oh you gotta be kidding me.

  • Hey Garrett looks like carrot, can hardly bear it.

  • Ah share it, share it.

  • Blare it wear it, scare it.

  • Barrett, wonder, merit, share it, scare it.

  • Barrett.

  • Okay, we get it.

  • You learned how to rhyme, Carrots, right?

  • Garrett, we should rhyme some other time.

  • Some other time.

  • Hey, Garret, stop copying me, Stop copying me.

  • No, stop copying me, Stop copying me.

  • What is happening right now?

  • Rock?

  • Hey hey Karen, Hey Karen, hey what have you ever considered getting a ferret?

  • What does that even?

  • You could name him Jared, Jared the ferret Jared the ferret.

  • Really bucket rock it sock it, dock it, lock it.

  • Walk it, Polly pocket pocket rocket.

  • Walk it.

  • Walk it.

  • Polly want a cracker.

  • What?

  • He didn't repeat what you said.

  • Uh you said Polly pocket but he said Polly want a cracker.

  • Exactly, we want a cracker.

  • See your parents broken or something.

  • Garrett's not broken.

  • He's just outspoken.

  • Hey guys, what's cracking?

  • Probably want to crack.

  • Oh I should not have come here.

  • Well congratulations Orange.

  • You happy with yourself now how now?

  • Brown cow.

  • Stop rhyming.

  • Stop climbing.

  • I'm not climbing.

  • No one's climbing.

  • Stop whining.

  • This is honestly the dumbest conversation in the history of history itself.

  • What?

  • Huh?

  • Oh poor carrot.

  • There's no one left to inherit your ferret.

  • Hi.

  • Yeah, can I get the number for animal control please, banana nana, nana, nana nana nana nana nana nanas, bananas.

  • Oh my God, my God, bananas.

  • What is it now?

  • Orange?

  • Hey, have you guys seen my new pet?

  • You've got a pet?

  • His name is Spot.

  • I think he's lost.

  • This isn't some sort of joke, is it because we're not falling for it?

  • No, for real.

  • I'm not monkeying around.

  • Hey, what's that noise?

  • Hey, there he is.

  • Hey, spot, how's it going?

  • Come on guys, he's just playing stupid bananas.

  • They think spots a shoe.

  • Orange.

  • It's great that you made a new friend and all, but are you totally nuts?

  • I'm not nuts.

  • I'm an orange spots.

  • Not just a friend, he's my new best friend.

  • Orange.

  • He's a fruit fly for crying out loud.

  • What would you say if midget apple had a, I don't know if a fruit spider, I didn't know you had a fruit spider spot should have a play date.

  • Let's schedule something for after dinner.

  • There's no such thing as a fruit spider.

  • Make them stop, please, wow.

  • They sure do grow up fast, don't they?

  • Dude, he's eating our friends.

  • You're just jealous.

  • I have a new wingman.

  • Orange, do something fine.

  • Hey, Hey spot, let's show him a trick.

  • Roll over boy, Roll over, Come on boy.

  • Roll over.

  • He's not going to roll over.

  • Orange.

  • Roll over.

  • Roll over now.

  • Roll over boy.

  • You see now you get it.

  • Orange.

  • Oh, I know.

  • This one always works.

  • Hey, Hey, spot motorboat orange, Stop, stop, Don't encourage him.

  • Come on guys.

  • You know, you catch more flies with honey.

  • Oh yeah.

  • Honey bear knows what you like.

  • Mm works every time.

  • Look at spot.

  • Isn't that sweet orange?

  • You can't keep him.

  • He's a wild insect and he eats fruit, nah, he just needs a little discipline.

  • Oh, don't worry.

  • Pear.

  • His buzz is worse than in fight.

  • Hey, get him off.

  • What?

  • What is it?

  • Fruit spider?

  • Right.

  • Stupid fruit spider.

  • What a buzzkill are you okay?

  • Yeah, I think so.

  • That spider just came out of nowhere.

  • Yeah.

  • Maybe his owner should have had him on a leash.

  • Geez.

  • Some people just shouldn't have pets.

  • You might be right orange.

  • But either way, I'm sorry.

  • Things didn't work out with fruit fly.

  • Yeah, me too.

  • But then again, spot always was the runt of the litter.

  • Did you just say litter?

  • I said, if I knew you were gonna get a haircut, I wouldn't have flushed my wig down the toilet.

  • Great point.

  • Turkey, Holy moly, I think I'm finally safe.

  • That was close.

  • Whoa.

  • Hey, a friendly grape.

  • Hey, grape.

  • Hey, I am not a grape.

  • Hey, grape grape.

  • Wanna play go fish with us.

  • I am not a grape.

  • If you're not a grape, then I wasn't voted 2015.

  • Sexiest fruit alive, but seriously, you're great.

  • No, I'm not, I'm a cranberry with that attitude.

  • More like crab berry.

  • Am I right?

  • No, not grape, not crab berry?

  • Just cranberry, jeez, you're not very nice.

  • Okay, really?

  • What is wrong with you?

  • And for the love of God, why do you have a midget Turkey?

  • Hey, it's little turkey.

  • Seriously?

  • Hey, midget apple, Why do I even try?

  • Don't run away from your feelings.

  • Hey, I don't know what's going on here, but you guys need to stop yelling.

  • Do you even know what day it is?

  • Arbor day?

  • What?

  • No, National Fever Fever Day.

  • No.

  • National slap of Mime day.

  • Pretty sure that's not a national cheerleader day.

  • Give me a gobble.

  • Give me a gobble.

  • No, it's not national cheerleader day, Is that even a thing?

  • It's national kazoo day.

  • No, it's not any of those things.

  • It's thanksgiving you freaking idiots.

  • I know what I'm thankful for.

  • Stop it.

  • Don't you realize it?

  • Because it's thanksgiving Turkeys and cranberries are in extreme danger of being eaten.

  • Don't worry, he's not a turkey.

  • He's a mariachi.

  • What?

  • That's just the same.

  • Turkey in a mariachi costume.

  • Uh tell him L Turkey, Lucky.

  • Perfect spanish.

  • You're not fooling anyone senor, Turkey.

  • Well, if you don't believe us, we'll play you a song, you know?

  • Does Elephant Zero?

  • Stop it, Stop it.

  • Top.

  • Play free bird.

  • Next.

  • Wait, why play it?

  • You're already living it?

  • If you two don't?

  • Shut up your friend is going to get turned into turkey jerky.

  • My favorite rhyme time.

  • What butt cut nut.

  • Putt!

  • Ok, Turkey, what should we rhyme?

  • Gobble, Wobble, hobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.

  • Hey, shut up.

  • I just got one question for you.

  • Are you trying to get us killed?

  • And seriously?

  • I'm pretty sure about 90% of the things you were saying weren't even words, Jeez.

  • No need to squabble over the gobble.

  • That's it.

  • No more rhyming man.

  • Sorry, crabby grape.

  • I'm not a crabby grape.

  • You tell them Turkey.

  • That's it.

  • I've had it.

  • I'm done.

  • All you do is annoying me with stupid noises and rhyming.

  • Ever since I arrived here.

  • All I've done is try to warn you about gobble.

  • What did I just say about rhyming gobble, yikes.

  • Poor crabby.

  • Great.

  • I agree.

  • Turkey.

  • I agree there in Orange here, ready to field your question and now to select our next question from the magical question toilet.

  • What?

  • Alright, never mind.

  • I'm not even gonna ask joseph Angelo Zacharias wants to know how to train your dragon.

  • I love that movie.

  • No, your dog.

  • He wants to know how to train your dog.

  • Well, that's not quite as exciting.

  • Yeah, well that's the question we got.

  • So let's get to it.

  • Step one, start with one.

  • Very simple command.

  • Like sit or stay or breathe fire orange.

  • We're not training a dragon.

  • Okay, okay.

  • Alright, next reward your puppy's good behavior if your puppy obeys a command, reward it with a dog biscuit or something.

  • But it's possible that your puppy might be hungrier than that, So be prepared to feed him an entire horse if need be.

  • Also your puppy's wings might be a little cramped.

  • He's never used them before.

  • The orange.

  • I'm not gonna say it again.

  • What puppies can have wings?

  • Actually, no, they can't.

  • Well, I believe puppies can do anything they want.

  • If a puppy wants to bring fire and fly, who are we to say?

  • No.

  • If a puppy wants to grow up to be a dragon and tries really, really, really hard to change, we are not going down this path.

  • Dude.

  • Next step train a dragon to train your dog.

  • What?

  • Or train a dragon to train you how to train your dog?

  • Whichever is more efficient.

  • Neither of those are efficient.

  • Why wouldn't you simply just train the dog to train the dog to train itself?

  • That's not how it works.

  • Train a train to train a dog and you've done it.

  • This video is officially the rain county.

  • Pretty toots orange and pear here with an episode of nautical proportions.

  • Today we're showing you how to train a dragon and Oranges asked to take the lead.

  • Don't worry pear.

  • I promised to pepper in plenty of useful info.

  • Sorry, Pepper makes me so sneezy.

  • Did you just seriously lug a pepper shaker all the way out here?

  • Just for one dumb joke.

  • Hey, now no need to get so salty about it.

  • Now let's get to it before this episode starts dragging Step one.

  • Be clear and direct with your instructions to your dragon observe this dragon set.

  • Yeah, I don't think he's paying attention to you orange.

  • Sure he is.

  • Watch this dragon keep looking the other way.

  • Do not pay attention to me dragon.

  • Oh now by away dragon.

  • Dude, you have zero control over that dragon.

  • It's just doing whatever it wants.

  • Oh that's a good one to dragon, do whatever you want.

  • Good dragon.

  • Well there goes Boise Idaho.

  • You're doing a real bang up job Orange.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Okay, so he misbehaved a little.

  • That just means it's time for step two gently scold the dragon to correct his behavior.

  • Bad dragon.

  • Do not burn down Boise Idaho.

  • That's bad.

  • Oh yeah, yeah, I'm not sure it's helping.

  • It's a process pair.

  • Bad dragon.

  • Know that burned down Houston.

  • So tell me Orange, what do you do if the misbehavior continues?

  • In that case it's time for step three.

  • A certain dominance.

  • Yeah.

  • And how do you suppose you're gonna do that with a fire breathing dragon that outweighs you 500 to 1.

  • Easy, prop his mouth open with some TNT.

  • Yeah, not such a pyromaniac anymore.

  • Are you?

  • Whoa Orange.

  • That's actually a pretty good idea.

  • If he breathes anymore.

  • Fire he'll blow himself up yep.

  • Plus his arms are too short to remove the TNT.

  • I got the idea from personal experience.

  • Well congrats in the end, you actually succeed seated in making your dragon behave.

  • Don't act so surprised.

  • I told you I'd Tepper useful info into this episode.

  • Pepper again.

  • Dude, that's a horrible idea.

  • I know.

  • I get it.

  • It's cheap to do the same joke twice in one video.

  • No, it's not that.

  • It's that, wow.

  • Hey, hey, copying everything.

  • I say carefully, carefully.

  • I said my skin is like super crispy right now.

  • That's great.

  • Now scram get out of here, leave me the alone.

  • Hey there.

  • Nice to meet you now.

  • Who's this Turkey, wow.

  • That chubby chicken just called me a turkey.

  • Hey, who you calling A chicken?

  • I'm no chicken.

  • You're the biggest chicken I've ever seen in my life.

  • I'm a turkey.

  • You jerk.

  • I thought you said I was a turkey.

  • You're not a turkey.

  • You're an orange.

  • You're not even like those little kindergarten apple Turkeys.

  • I'm not an orange.

  • I'm annoying you got that right now.

  • Leave me alone.

  • Don't talk to me.

  • Don't even look at me.

  • Don't even breathe near me.

  • You got it boy.

  • That chubby chicken sure is in a foul mood.

  • Why the you still talking to me pal bleep bleep bleep.

  • What are you doing?

  • I'm trying to do that bleep the thing that you did sleep.

  • How'd you do that?

  • Anyways bleep bleep.

  • What are you asking why my words are getting censored.

  • Well, I assume it's because we don't want to get demonetized.

  • And how do you get that cool.

  • Black tape across your mouth.

  • I tried putting tape across my mouth but it gets all messy and sticky bleep bleep dude, stop.

  • I said shut the up.

  • You did the thing calm down.

  • Listen to me.

  • I get censored every time I say a bad word.

  • Alright.

  • And if you say a bad word you'll get censored to.

  • Really sure just say the worst word that you know moist Yeah, that's uh that's not what I mean, brangelina, moist brangelina.

  • It's not working for me.

  • Just have your parents explain it to you pal.

  • Leave me alone bleep.

  • Stop it.

  • Seriously, don't get under my skin.

  • That lets out the moisture and that's when the darkness comes out, wow.

  • Okay then sorry, we got off on the wrong leg.

  • Don't you mean no leg?

  • My leg.

  • That's not supposed to bend that way.

  • That looks excruciating chubby chicken for the last time I am not a chicken.

  • It's thanks giving people cook chickens on thanksgiving.

  • No, they cook their case.

  • So I'm confused.

  • What is bleep mean?

  • You have to use your imagination pal figured out for yourself.

  • Oh, so I can put whatever word in that I want.

  • Sure, I don't give you don't give a moist brangelina.

  • What?

  • That makes no sense.

  • I know why would a chicken ever give a moist brangelina?

  • That is not what I said.

  • Honestly.

  • How dumb are you scale one day.

  • I'm sorry, I should have thought before.

  • I um what's the term I'm looking for?

  • Made a fool of yourself said something incredibly stupid.

  • Put your foot in your mouth.

  • Exactly.

  • Chubby chicken.

  • Seriously though.

  • Foot in mouth, wow!

  • My other leg.

  • This turned into a total cluster pluck.

  • I'm so sick of this.

  • Oh, what are you sick of tater tots, no legless pants.

  • What?

  • Howler monkeys!

  • Stop it.

  • Stop being so stop being so handsome.

  • No, stop being so fly.

  • Holy holy socks.

  • Holy underwear.

  • My my turkey sounds like a dump truck backing up, Stop it, stop it, stop it.

  • I don't know who you are while you insist on pushing my buttons in the most stressful time of the year to be a turkey, but I want you to go away.

  • You're making me act so jerky.

  • Yeah, So I'm being a jerk.

  • Huh?

  • So what be a jerk too?

  • If you got shoved into an oven for like six hours and then let your legs ripped off and eaten no jerky.

  • Huh?

  • Hey, what are you doing there?

  • I knew they basted turkeys, but I had no idea.

  • They tasted turkey.

  • Hey orange.

  • What's that noise?

  • What are you doing over there man?

  • Are you gonna tell me, what are they gonna do to me man?

  • Do I have to say it?

  • I think you're gonna get really steamed.

  • Game over man.

  • Game over.

  • Hey, you want some water?

  • You're looking a little dehydrated dude, you are such a, I'm such a genius.

  • Thank you.

  • Yeah, like anyone would call you a genius.

  • I'm a handsome genius.

  • That's such a nice thing to say.

  • I'm not being nice to you now, knife.

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