No hey get your paws off me mister.

Hey what's up?

Whoa.

What's with all the screaming?

Yeah not a monster hamburger.

Get away from me.

Monster.

Are you seriously spitting seeds at me right now?

I'll never let you destroy the kitchen, destroy the watch.

You'll never take me.

How does an orange have a gun?

Okay.

Are we calm now?

Can we just talk like normal?

Sorry, itchy trigger finger jay's What is with you?

What you look like a monster?

I'm not a monster.

I told you I'm a hamburger or like monster burger.

I'm not a monster christ.

Is this how you treat all of your guests scream, Call them names and then shoot at them.

Um Yo what's up bro?

It's a fruit.

Ooh this place looks nice.

It's a midget green alien.

Hello friend.

It's an ugly fruit.

You're right.

I am an ugly fruit.

Oh damn right I would never do that.

Yeah I'm sure.

So then you're not gonna eat me?

Monster burger bro.

I'm a hamburger.

How many times do I have to tell you hamburger?

Do you park in the porking lot puns?

Really?

I bet you do things really full bore puns.

Don't even make sense.

I made a beef not ham.

Wait, monster burgers are made of beef.

Sounds like bovine intervention.

Shut up.

Listen if I have to tell you one more time that I'm not a monster.

I'm gonna hit you so hard chuck.

Norris would be impressed.

Violence won't solve anything.

You're the one shooting me with a gun.

Self defense self?

The good Lord.

You're annoying.

I'm not annoying.

Let me guess.

Orange Hot freaking hilarious.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

If you're not a monster then what are you?

I told you hamburger meat, then I got a bunch of lettuce cheese, tomatoes and other stuff in here.

What?

You ain't lettuce cheese and tomato.

No, I didn't actually.

You are a monster.

Stop, stop well, stop eating my friends.

I didn't need your friends just because I'm made of these things.

Doesn't mean that I hate them.

I'm not a monster.

Just a hamburger.

Um Hey, what?

What is it?

Monster burger?

Are you kidding me?

I'm gonna rip your peel off and shut it down, killing me.

Whoa.

That monster burger is really deranged.

What?

I don't get it.

Oh, I see you're a hamburger and hamburgers are made of beef, beef come from cows and cows?

Hang out at a range.

Get it deranged.

I get it.

Mhm.

That doesn't end.

Yes, it goes on.

Bye.

Why I is something wrong?

What are you screaming about?

What is your weakest monster?

A silver bullet?

I wouldn't say I'm not a monster.

I'm just a burger.

Oh, I've had this explained to me before.

I remember that.

I remember hearing about you your infamous and burger circles.

You know the orange Who thinks burgers are monsters.

I know you're not a monster.

It just took a second for my brain to catch up.

Get it.

Yeah.

This is the other thing that they warned us about you?

Well, seeing as how you're not a monster.

It's really nice to meet you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Nice to meet you too.

But actually I'm not a burger.

Do you work out because you're looking pretty beefy?

But I'm not made of a burger.

Do you have any siblings?

Any cyst tears or burr utters.

No, I do not have any siblings.

But but you sure are having a cow.

But you let me finish a sentence Already.

Read my lips.

Okay.

I have not made of meat.

Whoa.

Really?

Sorry.

My mistake.

I'm serious.

Why aren't you believing me?

I'm a beyond burger.

You're not beyond burger.

He is.

Hey?

What?

I can't hear you.

Stop.

Okay just stop.

A beyond burger is a type of veggie burger.

I am 100% meat free.

Oh yeah.

I don't get it.

I'm genetically modified.

Like in a laboratory.

Are you a mutant?

I guess you could say that you're a mutant burger from another dimension.

Uh Is that why you're a beyond burger?

Because you're from beyond?

No, I am not From beyond.

If anybody's from beyond its faca What?

Speak up?

I do it you're a mutant alien burger and you're here to take over the earth.

Help.

Would you stop mutant burger?

Stop screaming.

I couldn't keep it in for crying out loud.

Would you get a grip.

How can I don't have any hands.

That's why you have to keep the emergency alien invasion button here on the counter.

Emergency alien what now?

Get this alien mutant everything.

We've got what the like the TNT fire my lasers, squashes, throw some more garlic in there.

Okay, cease fire.

That Patti's whacked.

Who?

Actually, no, the flames and lasers did cook me pretty nicely though.

Those squashes Tenderized my patty to perfection and the garlic added some nice seasoning.

Honestly, I've never been more delicious.

I can't believe you survive that.

Believe it.

Orange meatless burgers are here to stay after all.

I'm food just like you.

I'm not some kind of monster burger.

See you're getting it already.

No monster burger.

Whoa!

You're telling me that wasn't actually meet.

Well, that's impossible.

Well actually he's impossible.

Hello?

I don't get it.

That's what I'm called.

C0, I get it now you're an impossible burger.

Exactly.

Oh man, that was really funny.

We do have a good time, don't we, yep.

We sure do what you wearing blue?

Pretty corny outfit if you ask me now is not the time for hilarious jokes.

Orange.

The world could end at any moment.

Wait, you said that last friday.

That's fair.

I basically say that every friday, but I'm telling you orange this time.

I have it on good authority.

This random am radio frequency.

I stumbled upon humanity as we know it is at an end.

It's happening?

It's approaching.

Oh my gosh!

Oh my gosh!

Oh my gosh!

Oh my gosh, what do we do get in the can, my man, Ugh, smells like a hermit crab in here.

That is so rude.

You see the orange only hope is to get into a bunker and people stop their bunkers with lots of canned food.

People mistake us for canned food, then maybe they'll take us for their weight.

It's working.

See you on the other side bunker buddy.

Whoa, Nice bunker.

I was afraid you were taking me to a real clunker.

Hey, canned tomatoes.

Hey, what, what kind of canned food should I write on my can, I'm trying to survive the end of the world and I need a great disguise.

I'm sorry you expect to pass as a canned food.

Look, let's not get too carried away.

Exactly.

Know carried away, huh?

Poor canned tomatoes.

We barely even got a chance to catch up, wow.

Hey, hey, mysterious silhouette in the corner.

Hey, what do you want?

What's a really disgusting canned food that no one would ever eat.

I'm gonna write that on my can.

See, I don't wanna get eaten.

I just want to live on the shelf while the world outside goes to poop.

Well in that case, pretend you're a canned cheeseburger like me, wow, you're a cheeseburger in a can.

Well, that's disgusting.

Believe me.

I know I've sat around on this shelf for so long.

I'm starting to near my expiration date.

You're telling me you're like an entire cheeseburger crammed into a can.

Yes, it's a thing.

Oh man.

I mean, I definitely don't want to get eaten, but on the other non existent hand, I have standards.

Aren't there any other disgusting canned foods that could be that are a little less disgusting?

Sure there's cream of mushroom.

No, no, no.

Or should I say there was cream of mushroom?

Oh, there's cream of broccoli.

More like scream of broccoli these days, huh?

Hold on, this is fantastic.

What's fantastic my joke?

Yeah, I thought it was pretty good to know.

Don't you see what's happening?

We're running low on supplies and you're excited about this.

Of course it's my dream to be eaten before my expiration date.

Excuse me.

I suppose it will all come down as it always does to me and dehydrated tarantula and a can the what?

In a what?

It's a thing.

Hello, can cheeseburger.

Hello dehydrated tarantula.

Can you're looking somewhat edible today I suppose.

Yeah.

Well, I wish I could say the same.

I hate you so much to Randall in a can.

Go on and hate this.

Spider is about to be eight.

Get it because someone's gonna eat me.

And also because I have eight legs.

Yeah double punch.

Nice heck yeah, it is enough.

Listen here tarantula, can I'm gonna get eaten before you do one way or another.

Yeah, right dude, like anyone's ever gonna eat a cheeseburger in a can.

they will too, will not will to win the hatch.

They're opening the bunker orange come out, the weather is fine, the apocalypse, it's over.

What are you cheering about?

Orange?

I'll never get eaten.

Now if people aren't stuck in bunkers, that means I gotta go head to head with normal cheeseburgers who aren't in cans.

I don't stand a chance.

Well, you could be a cheeseburger outside of a can, couldn't you?

What are you talking about?

It's nonsense.

Don't listen to him, cheeseburger.

Keep talking orange.

Well, I mean I can let you out of your can and then you'd be a normal cheeseburger and then maybe someone would want to eat you.

You can't do that, it's cheating.

I can do whatever I want tarantula now, that's what I call a can do attitude orange, let me free it's time the world saw what a real cheeseburger look like.