Enjoy your molten face peels.

Holy clambake!

Are Mermaid Man and Barnacle By about to become hero flambé

cooked by Man Ray and his criminal posse

of E.V.I.L.?

I hope so! I love it when the villains gain

the upper hand. [laughing]

As our heroes face certain doo,

the villains escape to their secret underground lair!

[laughing]

Of course!

All I need to do is join the criminals of E.V.I.L.!

They'll help me defeat Krabs.

Smart thinking. You can go as "Towel Man."

Don't be a wisenheimer.

I can't accessorize this old rag.

I need a real costume.

Eh?

[buzzing]

Aw.

Ah!

[hissing]

[buzzing]

[growling] Ow!

[roaring]

Ah!

[laughing]

[groaning] Maybe a shorter cape.

This must be the entrance to their secret lair.

A little dumpster dive, and I'm in.

[grunting]

[groaning] Where's the door?

Ooh?

Wrong dumpster. [sighing]

Of course.

Hello? [chuckles]

I'm here to join the forces of E.V.I.L.!

[creaking]

- Dude. - Huh, wha-?

Sign in and wait your turn.

Red leather, yellow leather.

Get out of the car, fellas!

Take all your money and put it in the bag!

No, Mr. Bob,

I expect you to fry. [cackles]

When the full moon rises...

I'm The Strang- [clearing throat]

I'm The Strangler.

[growling]

What is this yellow thing? [DoodleBob babbling]

Some kind of mold? [DoodleBob babbling]

To be or- line!

Ha.

[indistinct chatter]

We've got quite an impressive rogues gallery

up there, eh?

Thank you for taking time out of your scandalous schedules

to try out for E.V.I.L. As you all know,

we can only pick one new villain to join Team E.V.I.L.,

so let the judging begin!

Eeny, meeny, miney--- [grunting]

Nosferatu!

[hissing]

No way, Man Ray! I was first!

First to go bye-bye. [chuckles]

Huh? [screaming]

[gasping] Be gone!

Nosferatu, proceed.

[grunting]

[dramatic piano music]

Mime? Mime is his evil power?

Ahh!

Robot Mantis!

[babbling] [music playing]

[panting]

Ta-da!

How dare you! We just had that piano tuned!

Ahh!

Eeny, meeny, miney- [grunting]

Sheldon J. Plankton?

Thanks, ma'am, but, uh, music won't be necessary.

[grunting]

Right. So what's your supervillain power,

little guy?

Well, I'd venture to say it would be my massive,

evil intellect.

Impressive.

So where do you see yourself in the next five years?

Well, once I finally have the secret formula...

The post-apocalyptic global empire of destruction

that results will be mine,

and I'll be sitting pretty on a pile of your bones!

[laughing]

That sounds pretty villainous.

Okay, you'll move on to the test phase.

But first, you'll need a proper supervillain name.

How about "Mr. Green Bean"?

Ooh, the "Itsy Bitsy Green Guy".

No, too long.

How about "Captain Pipsqueak"?

Love it! [laughing]

That settles it. Captain Pipsqueak!

Captain Pipsqueak!

We can tweak that later, right?