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  • Ever since Uncle Roger review Epicurious egg fried rice weejio

  • I fall in love with queen of flavour: Auntie Esther

  • She's so good at pounding, fuiyoh!

  • so Uncle Roger do what every thirsty middle age uncle do

  • I slide into Auntie Esther DM

  • And she actually reply

  • Well, you're not the only thirsty one, Uncle Roger

  • Welcome to my restaurant

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  • I always see you through screen, it's nice to see you in person

  • Much better in person, right?

  • I don't know yet

  • I think through screen better

  • So what are you doing in my city, Uncle Roger?

  • Uncle Roger actually doing stand-up show here, with my nephew Nigel

  • You want to come?

  • I'll be there

  • OK, cool

  • What Auntie Esther don't know, is that when she come to show later

  • Uncle Roger gonna bring her up on stage with me as a surprise

  • And ask her one super important question

  • Oh yeah, niece and nephew

  • Uncle Roger on tour right now

  • Go get ticket!

  • So we're making your favourite:

  • Chicken curry with cheese katsu on ramen noodles

  • That three of my favourite thing

  • Curry, ramen and Auntie Esther

  • You know I had to bust out your favourite kitchen equipment

  • The mortar and pestle

  • You can do the pounding, I'll just watch

  • What? You don't want to pound

  • I'm all about the pounding too, better be good at it

  • Uncle Roger need to win Auntie Esther approval

  • Cumin seeds

  • Dry Curry leaves

  • I know you've made Curry many times

  • Have you ever seen 14 spices that go in curry?

  • No, no, don't show this to Jamie Oliver

  • He gonna be like:

  • Oh, he's gonna be confused

  • 14 things I don't know about

  • Emotional damage

  • Jamie olive oil

  • I'm a fan of Jamie

  • You a fan of...

  • Haiya

  • Why? am I gonna get canceled now?

  • Yeah, all my fans are gonna cancel you, you like Jamie Oliver

  • Haiya

  • What else you like, BBC food?

  • Red chilli, star anise, fenugreek, Indian bay leaves

  • Kashmiri chilli, let's start pounding, what are you doing?

  • Too much shit in there

  • Uncle Roger I usually cover this when I pounding

  • But for the camera

  • Dude, you getting shit everywhere

  • Just for the camera

  • You never pound for camera before?

  • You have to let make it look good

  • Pornhub would like this

  • Pornhub actually follow Uncle Roger on Instagram

  • That my backup career

  • I saw that

  • The title of my video gonna be Uncle Roger pounding Auntie Esther

  • Search that on Pornhub

  • You wish, in your dreams?

  • In my dream?

  • In your dreams

  • In my dream, I can pound anyone, why I want to pound you?

  • How bad is your neighborhood?

  • Police ambulance everywhere

  • This is Flatbush Avenue in New York City, okay?

  • Get with the program, it's New York

  • Your pestle and mortar too small

  • It's spilling everywhere

  • We like it tight here, okay?

  • This what you think tight is?

  • Is this, you think this tight?

  • Tired?

  • Yeah, give me massage, Auntie Esther

  • You give me a massage

  • Just kidding, no

  • No, you can't touch me

  • Why not?

  • No!

  • Why not?

  • You don't like my camera on

  • You wish

  • No?

  • No

  • Off-camera please

  • Off-camera? Okay

  • Cut, cut, cut now, cut!

  • You gonna do some stuff, you got backroom?

  • So we're Korean Eatery, it's called Mok Bar

  • And we've opened three or four locations

  • And we also have a lineup ghost kitchens as well, nationwide

  • What is that?

  • Ghost kitchen is a faceless restaurant that's more online based

  • Why don't you open proper restaurant, why just ghost kitchen?

  • Because I want to make money

  • Money? Uncle Roger don't have money, that's why my ex-wife left

  • I too poor

  • That's why you always that orange POLO

  • You only have one outfit

  • Do you have a lot of money?

  • I mean... not little

  • I think Uncle Roger gonna stop doing YouTube now

  • Aunty Esther gonna feed me

  • Yeah right, get in line

  • What that glove?

  • This is my serial killer gloves

  • Uncle Roger actually really enjoy that

  • Do that again

  • Jesus!

  • Chicken thigh

  • You've seen one of these before

  • What is that

  • It's called meat mallet

  • Oh, my parents used to beat me with that

  • With this side or the side

  • Both side

  • Both side? No wonder you look like that

  • You have to be gentle but also fierce

  • Okay

  • Pretty good

  • I have a plethora of options for pounding

  • A rolling pin

  • Oh my God

  • Imagine someone's face here, that you hate

  • Auntie Esther face

  • But you look like you already been hit like this

  • Over and over again

  • Okay

  • Well, you look like you've been hit by this

  • Why you have so much thing like this in your kitchen?

  • What is this, fifty shade of orange, is it?

  • No

  • Some people prefer it girthy

  • More stuff

  • I told you

  • I don't mess around

  • So, if you don't have a rolling pin or meat mallet, you can also use a heavyset pan

  • This auntie so violent

  • You need therapy

  • I think that why you single

  • Who said I'm single? there's a line out the door,okay

  • What line? she keep saying line, camera see

  • It empty!

  • She keep saying got line, she delusional

  • You don't need to touch the chicken, only I touch the meat

  • Why?

  • I come all the way up here from London

  • To touch me?

  • To touch your meat

  • No

  • Special, you got to earn it