- Daniel Adams.

- Daniel!

I was wondering, could you call Pretzel?

He has to poopy.

- Sorry.

♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪

♪ The pipes, the pipes are calling ♪

- There's a good chance you have a terminal illness

that could result in death in a short period of time.

(suspenseful music)

- This is kinda like the day before a colonoscopy.

- You're going to die?

- Except this time, I won't be waking up afterwards

to see if they've found something.

- I think it's important that you tell Rebecca

as soon as possible

while she still has a few good years left in her.

- Huh?

(dramatic music)

- Mormons, how cool.

- I'm Elder Jones.

- I'm Elder Wallace.

- [Chloe] And you guys look so young.

How cute!

- Chloe, They're people, not puppies.

- I don't want to die.

I'm only in my 50's for God's sake.

For your sake.

I promise you,

I will change.

- Good morning my love.

Good to see you eating at the table, son.

(laughs)

My treat today.

- Why?

- Well, it's been a while since I treated so, you know.

- Whoa, you've never treated.

- I don't know.

He's been acting strange

ever since he went to see that Doctor Hajang.

- Ah... Sure did.

Here it is!

- Am I losing my mind or did I just see you hand a baggy

of dog poop to Ms. Tucker?

(dramatic music)

- Dr. Hajang has been under investigation

since the closing of his place of practice

in Los Angeles last month

for allegedly posing as a doctor,

seeing patients, diagnosing them with terminal cancer

and then charging them for tests that were never performed.

- Yes!

(laughs)