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  • you just use man Bear pig as a way to get attention for yourself because you're a loser.

  • Yeah, right.

  • Welcome to watch Mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 best insults on South Park look bad.

  • It doesn't matter what people think.

  • Okay, you know, Abraham Lincoln was super ugly too.

  • But look what he accomplished for this list.

  • We'll be looking at the best jabs and digs made on the animated sitcom series South Park.

  • Which insult was your favorite.

  • Be sure to let us know in the comments number 10, Karen.

  • Since start integrity farms, it's evident that randy has become selfish and somewhat of a diva.

  • It's also become clear that other characters on South Park are seeing this too, so much so that they begin to call him Karen stan.

  • Where do you think you're going?

  • I'm gonna go hang out at Tolkien's house for a bit.

  • Karen, No, you're not.

  • Yes, I am.

  • Karen, you better knock that off.

  • I don't want you playing with Tolkien.

  • Karen just come back inside a nickname and meme that refers to self entitled, overly dramatic women.

  • It perfectly encapsulates randy's behavior over the past few seasons, naturally.

  • He doesn't take too kindly to the insults and it only leads him to act even more like a Karen.

  • So, so now somebody is a Karen just because they want to be treated with some respect.

  • I deserve to not have people walk all over me.

  • Okay, I have the right to call the cops when things happen.

  • That's fine.

  • Karen.

  • It even escalates to a point to which he has the ability to go full nuclear Karen, I want to speak to your manager number nine Oh yeah, you don't have a dad for a time.

  • It was never revealed who eric cartman's father was.

  • Do I have a dad?

  • There was even a whole storyline about it, but even in its conclusion, an answer was never provided.

  • Forget it.

  • Although we'd eventually learn who his true father was in season 14.

  • Prior to that, he remained an enigma, naturally.

  • This made him the target of several jokes and insults, including here as the boys are driven to Scouts was your dad in Scouts cartman Oh yeah, you don't have a dad, that's not funny, jesus christ, it's a savage and very well timed dig by stan.

  • We can't believe we're saying this, but for once we actually feel bad for cartman here.

  • Number eight, Randy's reaction to stan's band in the episode christian rock hard, the boys are formed a band and are playing music together, it's clear the boy's music needs some work.

  • Randy comes down to see if stands okay and when stan tells him that he's just rehearsing, randy replies, oh I thought a group of Vietnamese people were having their intestines pulled out through their mouths.

  • We couldn't think of a more brutal way to tell stan and his friends that their music isn't great.

  • You'd expect them to aim towards improving their music after a comment like that, but in true South Park fashion, they go on a completely different path down on the ground, down on the ground.

  • Number seven, I wish Jaden smith was my son in season 17.

  • The parents in South Park have become obsessed with watching sexually explicit true crime shows, fearing that they might reenact what they view on these programs.

  • The Children take measures to ensure that their parents can no longer watch them anymore.

  • When Randy can no longer access a channel, he confronts his son and pleads that he allow him access what the what the hell?

  • When stan chooses to ignore his father, the latter hits him with a hilarious insult.

  • I wish Jaden smith was my son.

  • It's not nearly as harsh as some of the other ones on our list, but we just love the specificity and randomness of it and we can't help but crack a smile.

  • He does movies and he could sing and he's totally cool to his parents.

  • Well then maybe you should go live with jaden smith dad.

  • I wish I could.

  • Number six cartman versus nanny Stella.

  • Carmen's behavior is out of control.

  • At one point, his mother enlisted the help of a nanny to get him in line.

  • Hello, I'm nanny Stella.

  • Oh, thank you so much for coming.

  • Please come in as one would expect.

  • It didn't go over too well already having difficulty keeping him in time out.

  • The nanny decides to take a more sympathetic approach in an attempt to connect to him more.

  • However, this only leads cartman to verbally berate her and brutally hypothesize as to why she has no Children.

  • You're sterile, is that it?

  • No, that's too convenient of an excuse.

  • The truth is, nobody ever wanted to have babies with you.

  • Isn't that?

  • It always the mom's maid, never.

  • The mom must be hard on you.

  • He is merciless and this ultimately leads to the nanny quitting.

  • That's it.

  • I'm not doing this.

  • Oh, but we really need some help.

  • Find yourself another nanny.

  • We can only imagine and wonder what he said to the next nanny who went on to be admitted to a psychiatric hospital just three days after seeing him.

  • Number five, Kyle's mom's a big fat after watching the new terrance and Phillip movie, the boys begin to swear a lot more.

  • The parents of South Park are not happy about this.

  • So Kyle's mom, Sheila forms a group and gets a court order for the arrest of the Canadian duo mothers against Canada is placing you under citizen's arrest so to express how he feels about her cartman naturally decides to break into song and dance.

  • Don't say it, cartman don't do it.

  • Carmen, the song is brash and as straightforward as it gets.

  • Leave it to Carmen to insult her in the most outrageous and expressive way possible.

  • Too bad.

  • She's standing right behind him near the end of his tune number four tom cruise, I'm a failure in the eyes of the prophet Hey, so although the characters are saying the words, we know that the people truly throwing the insults are the writers, arguably the most targeted celebrity on South Park as actor.

  • Tom Cruise Tom.

  • Don't you think this has gone on long enough?

  • It's time for you to come out of the closet?

  • I'm not I'm not in the closet.

  • This includes what his wife says to him, as well as showing him in a packing factory.

  • And just when he believes he can't get made fun of anymore stan remarks that their semen on him, what makes the insults so memorable is the fact that they are shown to us in a literal sense, hey, look tom Cruise has Seaman on his back.

  • Mhm.

  • What did you say?

  • It's about as blatant as it gets number three, just about everything cartman says to Mr nelson David nelson.

  • A person with dwarfism is brought to South Park elementary to speak to the Children and educate them about sensitivity.

  • Good morning students.

  • How we all feeling today, cartman cannot contain his laughter at the mere sight of the man and wastes no time ridiculing him anytime.

  • He tries to mention that Carmen is not getting to him.

  • It gives cartman more fuel.

  • Who then throws another insult or comeback that pokes fun at Mr nelson's condition, you see, no matter what you say, I'm still standing, barely, no matter how you act, I can rise above it, rise above it, get it!

  • It results in Mr nelson losing all patience and resorting to physical force, but cartman still has the last laugh literally there.

  • Now you all see that I am not limited by my size, number two.

  • How would you like to, to say that?

  • Carbon and his classmates are hyped after seeing the terrance and Phillip movie in South park longer, bigger and uncut is an understatement.

  • As previously mentioned, they begin to take their swearing to a whole whole new level after trading barbs with Kyle which included usage of the F word on multiple occasions.

  • Their teacher garrison has had enough, which prompts cartman to say a now iconic insult.

  • How would you like to suck my what did you say?

  • I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

  • Actually, what I said was how would you like his always stellar line delivery along with the usage of a megaphone, makes this one of his most memorable quotes yet in some ways it almost serves as a premonition as cartman has since repeated variations of the catchphrase and shown a bizarre fixation with testes on multiple occasions.

  • Before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions, sarah, Jessica parker.

  • Now this one is just cruel.

  • Well obviously I just think it's wrong to make fun of anybody's physical appearance.

  • My wife is a beautiful woman and I know that most people agree with me, some sand in your v Kyle was clearly irritated by this one, jeez, you're a little irritable cow.

  • What's the matter?

  • You got some sand in your vagina.

  • No, I don't have sand in my vagina.

  • Ginger Vitis cartman's dislike for those with orange hair and freckles knows no bounds.

  • Ginger kids are born with a disease which causes very light skin, red hair and freckles, ah, nasty yuck.

  • This disease is called gingivitis and it occurs because ginger kids have no souls Kyle insults his mom.

  • He went to great lengths here to keep peace in the Middle East.

  • You're a fat skank mom.

  • Oh my gosh, what did you just say?

  • Shelley's iconic catchphrase, Just Shelley being Shelly shut up.

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  • I'm going home.

  • It's arguably cartman's most iconic catchphrase anytime he's either had enough with his friends or wants no part in something.

  • He just yells out loud for the whole world to hear and goes on his merry way, screw you guys.

  • I'm going home.

  • Sometimes cartman is so over a situation, he doesn't even bother to actually say the words and just sort of mutters them, okay, that does it, he doesn't say it nearly as often as he did in earlier seasons.

  • But whenever he does utter those six words or some variation of IT, fans know that they're seeing vintage cartman, I'm going home.

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