Name: Conan Asks Sona To Name One Cool Thing About Him | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
Uploaded: 2022-08-29T17:00:44.000Z
Duration: 10 min 54 s
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Hey there, it's going to 3 to 1, you and 32.

Hey there, welcome to Conan O'brien needs a friend.

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We had a little bit of a mishap just now.

I didn't know you were gonna count me in.

And so I just on my own started to say, hey there and welcome to as you were counting me in and it was awkward.

Yeah, it's, you know, you're actually sitting quiet waiting for us to shut up, which I don't think I've ever seen.

Well, sona is um she Jaber's, she's quite the jabber.

You you're a talker, you know that, I mean, I like talking to matt a lot about things, you know, and so you were gibbering away and you were babbling over here matt and I was just waiting for there to be a moment for me to start the podcast.

I don't even know what you're talking about.

So you're complaining that Sona and I have a cordial and conversational and work relations on the nose and you don't like that.

Well, I think when it's time to get down to business business, then, you know, it's time for me to crack the whip, but you weren't doing anything.

So we just thought, okay, it's open season for chatting and I've seen you shoot remotes and sometimes you need an action like you need somebody to say, okay, you can start.

So I think that that's probably what you were waiting for.

It sounds like you know me better than I do.

You've observed me in the field, you've probably observed me over the years practicing my craft and uh you may know the real me.

Well, we've I think so far failed to find a good start.

We haven't even mentioned the show who we are and what we do.

So if that's what you mean by not off to a great start, I beg to differ you, I'm going to maintain that I'm not good at this.

I should have started right away by saying, Hey It's Conan O'Brien, welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend.

I didn't do any of that and I think we're 40 minutes in at this point.

You know what I do have I have an excellent sense of time.

I do, yeah, meaning I can wake up in the middle of the night and if you ask me to guesstimate what time it is, I'll say I'm going to say it's like 2 20 then I'll look at the clock and it's 2 18 because some part of your subconscious is always like one eye open.

I'm able to guess the time and sometimes many times it's within 5, 10 minutes.

So I can't say, but let's see, let's see.

we started you see now don't look jesus christ, I shouldn't have looked, I looked right at the huge red digital clock and he followed my eyes.

If you put a gun to my head and say 203 and how many seconds?

Um Yeah, it's just you know, there's a giant digital clock in the room.

I know you were trying to test me just trying to keep a sharp bus.

I'll be like I up in the middle of the, I know you are, what time is it better than me?

It's four o'clock I wake up in the middle of the night I'm like that was a night, nice night of sleep and then it's midnight.

I think you might be way off though because you you get some pharmaceutical help at night.

Not every night but yeah, a lot did you because it used to be de rigueur.

You always did, it always took edibles every night.

Then Mikey and charlie entered your life and to be a good mom, you probably can't have edibles right because you gave it straight to them.

Well when I was breastfeeding and then yeah, I think that there's a point where you're just kind of like go back to what I did before, but now they wake up sometimes you're listening to advice for new mothers, take a few gummies and funk it back with more advice to new mothers and new inmates soda.

So when did you decide to get back on the sweet sweet ganja?

I think immediately when I was done breastfeeding I was like okay, now it's time for the sweet ganj to get back into my life.

It's my thing, it's my advice you drink wine, I take edibles.

Would we ever do a segment where the three of us get high and it feels irresponsible, it feels like we're putting a message out there that you know, we think because it's a gateway drop you nerd.

I am the Jack Webb comedy reference is it?

I was being ironic you you're a fan of the old dragnets, right?

It was a show um that's very much anti drug.

They're really funny, they're not intentionally but they're really funny and they're constantly um they're constantly yelling at hippies thing mankind has ever produced.

And and and and they will always um rattle off.

My favorite thing is trying to be educational, but the hippies were always over the top.

Comical and one of my favorite Jack webb, he did dragnet, I think he also did adam 12 and once the Adam 12 police, it was I'll never forget this exchange.

They pull over a was supposed to be a hippie on a motorcycle.

And the representation by these really square 19 sixties, you know comedy writers who are probably in their fifties of a hippie was he's wearing like a World War one german helmet and he's got a he's got a monocle and he's incredibly disrespectful to the police and reed and Malloy, the two cops are patiently trying to tell him, you know, he broke the law and he's like yeah you know pigs, I smell bacon.

And then at one point they say well we're gonna have to fill out an F.

I report on you and the hippie says if I what does that stand for?

And Malloy a reed says to him in this case, yes.

And he's like Monica falls out like sick burn on the hippie.

I love the depictions of hippies by square comedy writers in late sixties and early seventies tv.

There was a Jackie Gleason variety show where they were making fun of hippies and a hippie runs out and he's carrying a sign that says down with everything and you know everyone's tolerating and rolling their eyes at the unruly hippie and then I think they scare him by saying, look out here comes someone with a bar of soap and the hippie gets scared and runs away.

I mean come on, I swear to God, come on all this anti hippie stuff.

It just cracked me up a kid and it still cracks me up.

I'm sitting between the biggest hippie so no always high head in the clouds and then the biggest square Conan O'brien.

You're not a square though but you're what's cool about me?

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